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Ask and answer funny jokes

Ask and answer funny jokes, which can always make us laugh. There are many positive funny jokes in life, which can make us very happy. Jokes are very popular now, and some programs also have jokes. Let's take a look at the funny jokes and related information. Ask and answer 1

1. Find a person who looks like the sun and bask in all your meaningless confusion.

2. Is the alias for 33 days of lovelorn love called the Legend of the Fairy and the Chivalrous Man? . .

3. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more things to eat. If you get fat, it's yours . .

4. Don't say you love me. If you really love me, you won't treat me like that.

5. Reporter: Which province do you want to travel to most? Han Han: Sichuan. Reporter: hey ~ it won't be because someone is from Sichuan, will it? Han Han: Don't make a wild guess. I just want to climb there. Reporter: Which one? Han Han: Siguniang Mountain.

6. I think why are you so strange today?

7. Can you help me wash a tool?

8. What is it to scold me to my face and scold me behind others' backs?

9. Acacia tears deep, and the world is far away. A wisp of leaves falls in the autumn wind. The sea of misery is boundless, how can we turn back to the shore? After Qian Fan, how can you look back where you have been? Empty and sad. Looking at the distant Millennium alone, obsessed with memories, can the end of reincarnation be never say goodbye?

1. Let me ask you a question. Do you know what is the luckiest door in the world?

11. I love you, so that I can reveal the world of my heart to you and show you all the joys and sorrows, only that I have no defense against you; I love you, so I can play a little temper with you and stay away from you for no reason. In fact, I just want to walk into your hot arms and listen to your heart beating. I love you, so I gave you the right to hurt me. As long as I can stand it, I will always be with you. You can't hurt me too much. If you are cold, you will be indifferent and painful, and you will let go.

12. The happiness you gave me is so sweet that I can't get rid of it in my mind for a long time.

13. People who have never stood in the same place will not know what it is like to stand for a long time without bending their legs.

14, you look serious, it seems that you really understand people!

15. It's hard for everyone who falls off the cliff of love to figure it out.

16. Do you know what I bake first when I barbecue?

17. Xiaoming's father hit him twice yesterday. For the first time, Xiao Ming was seen by his father holding a test paper with only 2 points on it, and then beat him up. After the beating, Xiao Ming's father discovered that the test paper was his own childhood, so he beat Xiao Ming up again.

18. What I fear most is the person you always think is very important, but the most important person is not you.

19. I'm just an ordinary person. I drink water when I'm thirsty, feel sleepy when I'm sleepy, and I'll probably let go when I feel pain.

2. It's a pity that I hugged you and forgot to warm myself.

21. Question: What will Kirin become when it reaches the North Pole?

22. As soon as Houmen entered the sea, Xiao Lang was a passer-by.

23. People will get to know someone in a minute, like someone in an hour, love someone in a day, and finally betray someone in a second.

24. Life is like a tide, rising and falling, and there is always frustration between sighs, and there is always hesitation in the dark. Confused eyes, can't see clouds and clouds, hazy state of mind, can't find flowers and flowers.

25. Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

26. It hurts me not to have you with me when I am wronged.

27. Sometimes, some bad emotions often come out inexplicably and without reason, just like volcanic eruption. If someone accidentally touches the melting point, it will spit out hot lava at any time. Sometimes I feel like a freak, and I often feel that there is no one around me, I don't know how to express my feelings, and I don't talk much, as if everything has nothing to do with me.

28. Don't you forget that the wounds you love him are numerous.

29. Female: Little brother, little brother, I'll give you a tool. Do you want it?

3. I lost my mobile phone, bicycle, record gloves and ID card money, but I never thought that one day you would be one of them.

31. What girls want is "I'll pick you up", not "Shall I pick you up"; What we want is "go to the movies", not "go to the movies"; What you want is "buy", not "want it or not"; What I want is "marry me", not "marry me"; Don't keep asking questions, respect and care are not here, remember, what you have to do is her answer!

32, my self-righteous love, from beginning to end, is just me, directing and acting.

33. My wife goes to a coffee shop to buy coffee: I want to buy the worst quality one! The clerk asked inexplicably: Why do you want the worst quality? The wife replied angrily: so you can't shoddy!

34. Go out for a midnight snack. Halfway through the meal, the proprietress came to me mysteriously and said, "Do you want a girl?". I was happy at that time, thinking that the service industry was too developed. I said, let's get one. Two minutes later, the proprietress brought a plate of duck head.

35. My little nephew is very fat. Yesterday, he slept naked, and his meat was tooty. I said, you should lose weight. Mimi is so big. He said, aunt, I understand that you are flat-chested and you are jealous.

36. Sanmao went to the hair salon to have her hair done, and said to the stylist, Give me a braided hair. The stylist accidentally dropped a hair of Sanmao. Sanmao sighed and said, then it's good to split it. But the stylist accidentally dropped the root again. Sanmao saw it and was angry: Do you want me to have long hair?

37. In the remaining month, you are willing to be a partner with your study. No matter whether you are poor or rich, whether you are using a computer or a mobile phone, whether you are sleepy or tired, whether you want to eat or sleep, you should put your study first, aim at not failing the subject, share weal and woe, and never give up, cherish her, respect her, understand her and protect her. Will you do this? Yes,I do!

38, StayHungry,stayfoolish, things are insufficient, but wisdom is unknown.

39. A roommate was taking a bath, and the water came into his eyes, and he wanted to wash it. As soon as he was in a hurry, he said to the person next to him: Classmate, I'm out of my mind, let me wash it first!

4. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? 1. On the train, a couple are talking, and one person asks, "Baby, do you love me?" I love you!

"Even if we can't have children, will you stay with me forever?" "I do! ! ！”

At once, there was warm applause in the carriage ... The two moved and hugged each other! At this time, a discordant voice sounded: "Excuse me, the two gay men in front of you!"

2. My girlfriend ran out of the kitchen and asked me angrily, "For the last time, is that dress I saw online expensive?" I said piteously, "It's not expensive." She smiled at me: "It's not expensive, is it? Then you won't kneel. " As soon as her voice fell, I stood up from the ground trembling with my hands on the wall.

3. I just chatted with my husband, and then I said, "If you want to raise a small honey, you have to raise a college student. Pure and lovely, don't you think?" Husband drove back and said, "Well! Hmm? What a honey! ! What college students! ! ! ! As a man! Can only raise a wife! ! ! ！” Hum, you are quick!

4. The medical school teacher defines the role of doctors as follows: "All of us are in the crematorium, and we are all waiting in line. The role of doctors is to prevent people from cutting in line ..."

5. A friend beat his wife today, and her wife called the police. As a result, he was detained for fifteen days, and I want to bail him out. As a result, his wife actually told me that there were many people asking for debts at the end of recent years and asked him to go to prison to hide his debts. Lest someone come to the house to ask for money every day! I was in a mess in an instant.

6. A buddy was beaten in despair, and then asked him what happened. He said, "I saw eight people beating a man, but I didn't expect it was my brother who was beaten. I rushed over and solved half of it for him." "Didn't see it! You are brave, you should be happy! " "It's half solved. Four people hit him and four people hit me."

7. When surfing the Internet tonight, Want Want suddenly jumped out of the window and said to me, "Dear, I'm pregnant." I was suddenly surprised and said that I didn't get into any trouble, right? Just as he was stupefied, the man said, "Go to the hospital for examination tomorrow." I wonder who the hell you are. Do you want me to accompany you to check? Do you want to correct me? Just thinking about it, the man said, "I can only deliver the goods to you the day after tomorrow."

8. People often light candles downstairs in girls' dormitories to show their hearts, and then shout "I love you" to express their love. Tonight, Jun A lost the game and was fined to simulate the scene. He was shy by nature and refused to speak for a long time after lighting the candle. More and more people were found upstairs, and many onlookers cheered for him. As a result, he held back for a long time, and he looked up and shouted, "Sell wax-candles!"

9. One day when Xiao Chen was at work, he received a phone call. After saying a few words, Xiao Chen hurried to ask for leave. Xiao Chen: Manager! I want to ask for leave! My wife is going to have a baby. Manager: OK! You go quickly! So Xiao Chen left without saying anything, just like flying. Twenty minutes later, Xiao Chen came back a little disheveled. When the manager saw him, he asked, Why did you come back so soon? A boy or a girl? Xiao Chen: I won't know until ten months later ...

1. Xiao Ming dropped a key when he was looking for his pocket. I didn't find it at that time, so I went back to look for it later! There was a couple on the roadside, and the man suddenly said excitedly, Whose is it? Whose is it? Xiao Ming quickly said: mine, mine, mine! Later, Xiao Ming realized that it was the woman who was pregnant ~ Funny dialogue, question and answer 3

Humorous teasing dialogue

1. Question: Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

answer: jasmine.

reason: what a beautiful (powerless) jasmine flower.

2. Question: What is the pencil's surname?

answer: Xiao.

reason: sharpening (sharpening) the pencil.

3. Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

answer: parallel lines.

reason: parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

4. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

answer: eraser.

reason: eraser (rubber difference).

5. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

answer: cloth is afraid of 1 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

reason: not (cloth) afraid of 1,, only (paper) afraid of one thousand.

6. Question: What will Kirin become when it reaches the North Pole?

answer: ice cream.

reason: ice cream (ice unicorn).

7. Question: Which historical figure deserves the most beating?

answer: Su Wu.

reason: Su Wu herded sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

a collection of funny dialogues with questions and answers

1. "I'm full when I see you"

"Why?"

"Because it is delicious"

2. "How does the general bad news begin?"

"Imperial Army-asked me to give you a message. . 。”

3. "I had a nosebleed yesterday"

"It seems that my period got lost"

4. "Mom, I came out"

"Gay?"

"Hmm"

"Stay away from your father"

5. "Mulan, we can finally be together"

"You know I'm a woman! ?”

"are you a woman? !”

6. How do you want to spend the weekend?

7. "Mom, what am I to you?"

"Mentally retarded"

8. "If you get hit by a car and get up 1 meters away, what's the most handsome thing to say?"

"Next car"

9. "Sorry, we may not be suitable"

"Bullshit, I am versatile"

1. "If in ancient times, my sister's face value could support the whole brothel!"

"Do you mean you look like a pillar?"