Is it true that you can't spit out a light bulb in your mouth?

I'm not sure whether the light bulbs in Taiwan Province are the same as those in Britain.

In Britain, there is a warning on the wrapping paper of light bulbs-Do not put that object into your mouth.

It means don't put light bulbs into your mouth.

damn it ... then someone will put this thing in the import? English people are idiots ...

I tell you, nothing is absolute!

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But I doubt it very much. I think the surface of the light bulb is very slippery. If it can be imported, it proves that the mouth is big enough to let it in and out, it can also be taken out in theory.

But this Indian idiot only said that the book said that ... it must be correct ...

I was annoyed by his attitude of not asking for anything, and I called him stupid.

He said I couldn't speak English without reading ... so we quarreled ...

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I decided to prove that he looked. Of course, I also took safety measures ... and bought a bottle of vegetable oil to go home.

if it gets stuck, drain the oil, I don't believe it won't slip out!

Everything is ready, and the light bulb is put into the mouth without saying anything ...

It's easy to slide into the mouth in less than a second ... It's no problem to take it out in this way.

I wish this Indian idiot, look at the wisdom and courage of my China people!

unlike you, a bookworm ... I thought China would beat India ... I laughed from my heart ... haha!

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O.K. ~ I'll open my mouth wider ...

I'm not afraid. I'll open my mouth as wide as I can. Put more force (be careful to break the lamp)

... Shit! ... it's really stuck inside ... fortunately, there is a bottle of vegetable oil ...

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At this time, I had to call ....................... for help.

Just when I was halfway pressed, I remembered that I had a light bulb in my mouth ... How to speak?

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as soon as she saw me, she shouted for help ... I immediately showed her my note-

Please call me a taxi and tell the driver to take me to the hospital.

(Please call me a taxi and tell the driver to take me to the hospital. )

After watching it for about 1.75 minutes, she laughed loudly ...

(If I can say it, I will f**k her. )

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the driver smiled once when he saw me (in fact, he never stopped).

keep asking me why I did this in the taxi ... (... damn it ... how can I answer him? )

I keep saying that my mouth is too small. If it is his mouth, there will be no problem ...

I see that his mouth is really big ...

But I really want to tell him, don't try anyway ... Unfortunately, I can't open my mouth!

Let me look at his rearview mirror. I seem to have a goldfish in my mouth ...

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I was asked to queue up in a long queue ...

I stayed in the crowd for 2.5 hours ... 2.5 hours ...

Those who were in great pain, It doesn't seem to hurt when you see me ... everyone laughs secretly ...

I feel that I still have some functions ...

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My mouth is swollen ... Finally, he told me not to try it next time, and told others about my experience ...

I told him that I would definitely not.

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He had a light bulb in his mouth. ..............................

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