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The story of the new tortoise and rabbit race

The story of the new tortoise and rabbit race

The rabbit has been moping and fidgeting these days. The reason is that it is not the history of the tortoise and rabbit race, but written into the textbooks of primary school students. On that day, the rabbit was sunbathing in the back hill. He heard the children reading loudly at the foot of the hill, thinking about that disgraceful past. What a pity! The rabbit was so angry that the sun didn't shine, so he went back to his nest and pursed his mouth into three big petals.

The rabbit thought about it and decided to rewrite this history. How to operate? Of course, you need someone to untie the bell and someone to tie it. So what? Let's play another game with the old tortoise. Not much better than a result. Who serves whom? Just like playing football in the World Cup, breaking into the 16 semi-finals. That's real kung fu. G[8

You see, over the years, the old turtle's domineering has gone up and up again, and everyone who wants to prolong life and live forever has gone to curry favor with the old turtle. People have long looked down on rabbits, saying that their tails can't grow, and at worst, they are longer than those of old turtles. If everyone pushes the wall down, one person can cover up all the ugliness, and the rabbit will hate it for a long time! A mistake actually made the old turtle go down in history and become famous. U{j^

No way! We must restore our reputation and clarify right and wrong. We will compete with the old turtle this year. When the time comes, our rabbit will win, and see what the world says. l}

The rabbit managed to find the old turtle with his eyes closed. When the tortoise heard that the rabbit was coming, he shook his head like a peddling drum: "No, no, we turtles are no match for rabbits." Running is obviously your strength and my weakness. This is called unfair competition. Do it or not! "Then how did you run to me? I couldn't lift my head in the last century. " "That was a fluke. Mr. Rabbit is righteous and deliberately pretending to sleep to make the old turtle famous. " "Don't be angry with me! Who will pretend to sleep? I really fell asleep. Alas, it's a joke to blame me for my excessive nightlife and confusion during the day. One is enough. Does Mr. Rabbit want to build a second one? " The tortoise said slowly. Do you think you can still beat me? I won't close my eyes this time. I did a somersault. Although it's not as good as Monkey's 108,000 Li, it's enough for you to climb for several hours at least. Believe it or not? "The rabbit gesticulated and danced with his big ears." I can't believe it? There is no need to lose face and compete. "The tortoise raised the war-free card and shrank back to escape. The rabbit got angry and jumped on the turtle's back. "If you don't race with me, I'll throw you into the water now, no, no, no, into the fire. Can you play? In desperation, the tortoise agreed, but on one condition: "You have to give me time." You know I'm slow, but my endurance is ok. I'll try my luck with Mr. Rabbit. ""all right. "The rabbit is also refreshing." Time is the same for both of us. It doesn't matter. It's very late in the morning, so in the evening, before the students finish school, let's see who reaches the finish line first-let's set it under the crooked neck tree on the other side of the river in front of the school. When the time comes, let the student baby witness it, which is the end of my rabbit's arrival. I don't have to learn the lessons in the textbook in the future, which is also to reduce the burden on my baby. ""Let's begin, Mr. Rabbit. Don't delay on the way. Don't forget, I'll wait for you at the finish line. "The tortoise said, sticking out his head and feet, and quickly climbed up." The old tortoise overreached and kept looking at me, hum! "The rabbit sneered and decided not to quarrel with the tortoise, so he put his feet straight in front and said to his heart," I am always safe when I sleep at the finish line, right? "Hey, hey!"

When the sky is sunny, the rabbit is only a stone's throw from the finish line. The willow with crooked neck entered the rabbit's field of vision, and victory was in sight, but the rabbit hesitated again. How boring it is to go alone now! Rabbit regrets setting the schedule and time too long. Alas, this useless old turtle still doesn't know where to move. When I thought of the tortoise craning its neck in despair and rushing forward, the rabbit accidentally laughed its mouth into three pieces. "What rabbit elder brother? Is it a rematch with the tortoise? " An alert sheepdog rushed to greet the rabbit. "Brother Dog is really well informed, and the tortoise and rabbit rematch is in progress." Rabbit is eager for someone to know about it and let more people witness his final victory. "Do you want to go to the finish line with me?" "No problem. But now my brother has something important to do. It's still early anyway. Why don't brother rabbit accompany me to watch a lively event? Mr. Panda, a famous TV station, is recording and shooting the feature film "Wolf with its tail wagging". "The sheepdog said happily." Ah, video? Feature film? How interesting! "The rabbit is very excited." Can you ask Mr. Panda to make a feature film for our tortoise and rabbit race? ""No problem, how about the topic "The New Tortoise and Rabbit Race"? "Shepherd dogs are really responsive and active." Great! "The rabbit jumped three feet high and immediately followed the sheepdog. The feature film Wolf wagging its tail is being filmed. In the end, the wolf couldn't fool the vigilant old goat. At last, his wolf nature was revealed, and he was extremely fierce and clamored to eat sheep. The old goat used global communication to gather friends from all over the world, and even Monkey, who had been hiding in Guo Hua for a long time, came. Everyone held a live criticism meeting around the trap to expose the evil of the wolf. The wolf saw that his luck had run out and there was no hope of survival, so bite the tongue. The shepherd dog led the rabbit to Mr. Panda for introduction, and the rabbit put forward the idea of the shepherd dog just now. Hearing this, the panda said to himself, "This is really a good show. Congratulations, Brother Rabbit. You will recover soon. It is very rare for heroes from all walks of life to get together today. It's just dinner time. Everyone is full of food and drink, and then go to testify for Brother Rabbit. Isn't it the best of both worlds? " The rabbit repeatedly said yes, thinking that the ancients said it was really good: gold turned into iron, and iron came like gold. Is today a lucky day for someone's rabbit? Rabbit is really excited to think that "The New Tortoise and Rabbit Race" will meet the global TV audience! After the banquet, Mr. Panda pointed the camera at the rabbit and announced that the story of the new tortoise-rabbit race was coming to an end: "Look, everyone, the finish line is under the crooked willow tree on the other side of the river in front of the school. Whoever reaches the finish line first will be the big winner. Let our camera follow Mr. Rabbit's vigorous footsteps, Rabbit, go! Victory always belongs to those tireless and brave wise men ... "..." Wow! History repeats itself? Suddenly, Mr. Panda dropped his glasses in surprise. It turned out that under the crooked willow, the old turtle was blowing a kiss to the camera, and the rabbit who arrived later was red-eyed and bleeding. The tortoise said, "I warned Mr. Rabbit not to wander around on the road to avoid wasting time." "Well, how can we not learn from the lessons of history?" ), "If you are not afraid of slowness, you are afraid of standing!" On the other side of the school, the baby students shouted at the tortoise and the rabbit, and the animals echoed, "Mr. Rabbit, it's okay to eat two mouths and gain wisdom?" "No-ask-ask!" With the help of the shepherd dog, the rabbit tried to cheer up and bowed to the tortoise: "Learn from Brother Tortoise!" " ""all right! "Mr. Panda took this set of shots completely. The audience applauded thunderously.

The story of the new round of tortoise-rabbit race ends with the tortoise winning again. Rabbits live in seclusion and think behind closed doors. `

The same article written by Jin Yong, Gu Long, Haruki Murakami and Wong Kar-wai.

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In the classroom, the Chinese teacher smiled and said, "Everyone has heard the story of the race between the tortoise and the hare, so what happened after the race between the tortoise and the hare?" This is our homework for today. I hope everyone will carefully prepare toilet paper and deliver the manuscript on time! "

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# The composition "The Enemy of Tortoise and Rabbit" handed in by Quan Yong.

At this time, it was noon, and the sun shone brightly on the running field. Several crows in the tree screamed a few times, and the atmosphere was very paradoxical.

It's different. Shi Nuobi strolled out of the playground, looking dignified. When Long Ear sent all the people to see him out, they couldn't help but gather together.

Go and ask a question: "How is the head now?" "What is the result inside?" Shi Nuobi's look is falling.

He said shyly, "Alas! I lost my head! "

There was an uproar, and several young disciples expressed disbelief on the spot. Only an old voice came from the sect: "The Long Ear Sect has been established for more than 3,500 years and has always been famous for its light footwork. However, the Shell Sect moved the Jianghu in the name of a golden bell jar, but it has always been too rigid below, and it is one of the slowest gangs in the Jianghu, but now ... but now ...? "The speaker is a Beijing bulldog, an elder in the school. He kept shaking his head, obviously excited.

At this time, there was a sudden loud noise, and the head of the Long Ear Sect, Rabbit, and the head of the Turtle Shell Sect, Tortoise, jumped out at the same time. These two things seem to be in it.

I'm exhausted and panting. There are many people with shells, and even a few brave disciples such as snails and hermit crabs have begun to swear, saying that "the rabbit's predecessors are just a hollow name, and sure enough, the tail can't grow" and so on. The Long-Eared Sect is a clown in the Jianghu. How can they stand it? Do it now.

Only to see the rabbit shouting, "Stop it!" " Long-eared Sect suppressed its anger as soon as it heard the news and looked back at its master's meaning. I saw the rabbit's hand pressing against his chest, as if it were hard. At that time, the hall was silent, and no one dared to make any noise.

The rabbit looked at everything around him. Suddenly, his throat was sweet and he spit out a big mouthful of blood. Shi Nuobi hurried to help, but the rabbit

Make a gesture to show that you can't move, and then look at the turtle from the corner of your eye. I saw the tortoise grunt and didn't look away.

At this time, the sun shines, and the white hair of the rabbit is constantly shaking, which is beautiful. I can only hear the clear voice of the rabbit.

Tao: "There is no fast, no slow, no loss, no win, no front and back, colorless and tasteless, everything has its way, so do it!" " There is a twine in the heart of everything, and several people with high understanding, such as beetles, big pigs and elephants, put their hands together and look very solemn. Everything gradually understood, and everyone knelt down with their hands folded. The hall suddenly became dark and the animals knelt on the ground.

The rabbit kept a straight face, but secretly rejoiced: "I went to www.ebuluo.com for one night yesterday. If I don't sleep after running today, treat me as a fairy!" ! It's strange that we didn't lose the game. Fortunately, I will say something nice, otherwise it will be embarrassing! "

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# Grain Rain composition "Tianya? Tortoise and rabbit race? run quickly

On that day, it was written on the lunar calendar: On the fourth day of the fourth month of the lunar calendar, it is advisable to run a race instead of leaving a note.

Outside the playground, the tortoise smiled happily. An animal has this kind of smile unless it has endless food.

But the tortoise is not. He laughed because he did something he didn't believe he could do. meanwhile

But not many animals in the world can trust his ability. He beat the rabbit in running.

The information about rabbits in the "Animal Name Leg Spectrum" compiled by the most famous chefs in Jianghu is as follows:

Name: Rabbit.

Specialty: running, ranking 30th in the world. The tortoise can't outrun him.

Personality: Jumping is cute.

Disadvantages: Love to dig holes in the ground.

Characteristics of legs: braising in soy sauce is the best choice, and steaming is also acceptable.

The tortoise's smile is happier because he sees the rabbit not far away. An animal saw him fighting.

He is always happy when the enemy is defeated. Turtles are no exception.

But the turtle's pupil suddenly contracted and his face showed an incredible look. Because he saw something. no

What is possible, if it didn't happen in front of him, probably he wouldn't believe it.

He saw the rabbit laughing, and he laughed more happily than he did!

The tortoise suddenly became expressionless and said to the rabbit, "You lost."

Rabbit: "Oh?"

Tortoise: "You lost to an animal that can't lose."

Rabbit: "Oh?"

Tortoise: "Do you know what will happen if you lose?"

Rabbit: "I don't know."

Tortoise: "Do you know that the 30 th running animal in the world has become me?"

Rabbit: "I don't know."

Tortoise: "Why don't you know?"

The rabbit suddenly grinned more happily: "because I don't think you know anything."

Tortoise: "What is it?"

The rabbit shook its ear and said quietly, "Do you know who can run slowly and win the game?"

The tortoise's face suddenly became very pale, without a trace of blood.

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# Chen Zuowen "The Tortoise Hand of the Enchanting Rabbit Covers the Sky"

The big boss of the big round turtle is the turtle. He does both land and water. Wow! Made a lot of money. This time, he is more United with money.

Tortoise, leopard and others drugged the Red Star Rabbit in the Hong Kong-Kowloon race. The Red Star Rabbit was addicted to drugs while running.

When I was confused, I fell in love with the pheasant's old chicken. Not only lost the game. I also made a big taboo. At that time, the brothers turned against each other, miserable!

On this day, the bosses of tortoise and snail are drinking tea and singing in ktv. The rabbit rushed in with a watermelon knife and kicked the table over.

Son, shout to the turtle ghost: "dead turtle!" " Running to Hong Kong and Kowloon, you cheated! "The tortoise didn't save the oil lamp either, and immediately jumped up and shouted even more fiercely:" Short tail, you can't walk in the Jianghu without the rules of 4466. What do you mean? "Hit my son? You said I cheated. What evidence do you have, damn it, don't give me face, big deal! "

The rabbit was too excited to speak. He just screamed savagely, "I'll chop you to death, you bastard!" No! It should be me who hacked you to death! " Holding a watermelon knife and trying to rush over, the wild boar next to him quickly hugged him: "Brother Short Tail! You calm down, you calm down! " The rabbit has been red-eyed, but he has always been red-eyed, only this time his eyes are about to fall out. He struggled and shouted, "I'll chop you up, you bastard!" " I'll chop you to death, you son of a bitch! "

The tortoise kicked the rabbit in the stomach at once! Kick hard! "come on Come and cut me! Cut it on my back

Ah! "The rabbit's four feet were hugged, but spit in the turtle's face! He also said, "Damn dead turtle, you think I'm stupid. "

Yes! Who does not know that you have the hardest shell on your back! If you dare to challenge me, let me cut off your head! "The tortoise wiped her saliva and got angry:" * * * I'll give you face, but you don't want it! Who wants to fight you? I, chinemys reevesii, mean that animals bully more animals and bully less! Come on! Everybody give it to me, break his hands and feet! "I saw a scratching, wild boar, elephants, pythons and lizards knocked the rabbit to the ground and gave it a good beating.

Just then, the whistle suddenly sounded at the door, and more than 3000 chickens poured in, including turkeys, hens, cocks, chickens and KFC.

Chicken sold out ... pecked out chinemys reevesii's blood! Running around! The rabbit looked up and saw the pheasant appearing at the door wearing a western-style costume. He couldn't help shouting, "Pheasant ~ ~ It's you ~ ~!" The pheasant smiled: "Hens are like clothes, and brothers are like brothers. Once they are big brothers, they will be big brothers all their lives!" " Good brother, I'm here to help you! "The rabbit can't help crying tough guy!" Good brothers! Pheasant! "

Seeing that the chicken pecked away all the other animals, only the tortoise was left. The pheasant smiled and said to the tortoise, "giggle!" " Take it! You taught me that more animals bully less animals! Brothers! "The tortoise shouted," no! Brother Short Tail! I know it's wrong! Leave me alone! The rabbit ran up and stepped on the turtle's foot: "I *! You also have today! Turn him over! " The chickens promised, "cough up! "

It's already late at night, and the tortoise is lying in the street, covered in scars and with his belly facing the sky. He can't stop crying, "Who's the big brother, please turn over for me ..."

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# Poor Kiln Student's composition "Turtle Crazy Talk Rabbit MengMeng".

Turtle crazy talk rabbit misty, how many radish misty rain, I still remember when you ran and I ran, the turtle was like an ant rabbit like a dragon. Who knows Ping?

The ground is sleepy, the rabbit sleeps ~ the tortoise wins ~! Ah, crazy turtle, raving rabbit, the misty world is as serious as you and me! Heavy mountains and heavy waters compete in a hurry.

Don't worry, the prize money is as high as several ~ ~ ten thousand yuan, and I can't wait for the end of the world ~ where ~ ~ the tortoise and rabbit race!

(The above is the theme song)

Running in March, the grass grows, the warblers fly and the butterflies dance. The scenery is so pleasant. Sister rabbit has been in front of brother rabbit.

After crying, I became a crybaby! Sister rabbit cried her eyes out and ruined everything. She opened her eyes wide, with resentment, hatred, affection, a pool of deep autumn water, but more is the leisure worry of acacia!

Sister Rabbit complained to Brother Rabbit with a choked heartbeat: "Brother Rabbit, don't you love me anymore?" Don't you love the bunny you grew up with eating carrots? Why ah! You're just because

Don't you love your bunny sister after an insignificant game? Do you know how much my heart aches now? Don't you know that all these heartbroken are because of you? No other rabbit can make me have these heartache and heartbreak. Do you want to give me more heartbreak and sadness? You are so heartless, so cruel to take my heart, and then so cruel not to give it back to me? I can take everything from me to you, but I beg you not to torture my heart and my feelings, and not to make me grieve ... how painful I am, how miserable I am, even if I die ... "

Brother Rabbit grabbed his ear painfully: "Sister Rabbit, I didn't say that I don't love you, nor did I say that I don't want you. These dislikes and don't want to be heard from my mouth, and I won't do such a thing. You are so heartbroken, isn't it the same for me? Your pain and your discomfort are also my pain and my discomfort. I won't be so cruel to leave you alone, and I won't be so cruel to make you suffer. I don't want all this! But this game is not insignificant. Maybe you can understand me, maybe you can't understand me, but I love you! I love you! I know you love me, and you love me! But ... can you let a rabbit go? "

Rabbit sister: "No! I don't understand, I just don't understand! Would you rather a rabbit be quiet than be with me? Don't you like me? Think I'm not pretty enough? Not full enough? Not sexy enough? Then you can find a beautiful, plump and sexy one, but no rabbit loves you more than me, I know, no! Are you giving up on me? Will you not want me? Then I might as well live humbly. Being with you is my greatest happiness. Don't you understand? This kind of happiness is like being in heaven? Have you ever seen an angel? Don't you think we are like inseparable angels? You tell me, don't lie to me, just tell me, I want my lover not to cheat, not to hide ... "

Sister rabbit and brother rabbit were crying into tears when the heartbroken tortoise suddenly jumped in front of them.

Kneeling down and kowtowing, I still spit deep red blood: "I beg you to stop, do you know this is the biggest torture for me!" " I'll give you the title, Brother Rabbit! Please don't get emotional! 555! ! ! "

Sister Rabbit: "Why are you doing this? Do you think that by doing this, we will thank you, worship you and live in your shadow all our lives? No, we didn't. We have love, and we are self-reliant. We won't bend over for five barrels of rice. No matter how hard life is, we have to live. It is the greatest happiness to have him by my side and to be with him. This kind of happiness is like being in heaven. Have you ever seen an angel? I don't think you will. Animals like you can't see angels. Don't you think he and I are like inseparable angels ... "

The tortoise turned white, kicked his leg and fainted.

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# Murakami's composition "The Forest of Tortoise and Rabbit"

The grass that has rained is very fresh. Probably because the rain all over the world falls on the lawns all over the world.

So! The sky is a little blue, can life be so deep?

I saw the exquisite turtle on the edge of its shell. It seems to be a very vicissitudes male turtle with a shell on his back.

Animals are ridiculous, but he doesn't care. It seems very strong.

"ah! Rabbit Jun! " He called me, looking a little embarrassed, rubbing his hands, as if he had just put it there!

"Come on today, turtle!" I smiled at him, the sun shone on his face and his eyes narrowed into a line.

"Rabbit, you lost!" He looked a little embarrassed and murmured, "Rabbit Jun, an animal that can run so well, also lost to me. I know Mr. Rabbit doesn't want to make me sad. I know. "

I smiled: "Well, no, don't think too much." I'm a little sleepy. I am a little sleepy in spring.

Ah! "I Yang Yang hand toward him, turned to go. I found my eyes a little moist.

"Rabbit gentleman! I'm sorry! Please wait a moment! " He shouted behind him. I looked back and saw that he was pale.

Face, "what is it?"

The tortoise bit his lip hard, as if with great strength and all his courage, and said:

"I ... I like Mr. Rabbit. What about you! "

I just stood there. Bees are buzzing and dancing in the sun and have been picking flowers.

Powder, and I like lost my life, motionless.

"I like Rabbit Jun and you! I liked it at first sight. I've also ... thought about being with Mr. Rabbit countless times. However, a humble turtle like me, Mr. Rabbit, you shouldn't like me! It shouldn't be! I ... I can say whatever I want, and I feel very comfortable. I also know that men like men. This is love! However, I just can't control myself! You deliberately lost to me in the running, and my heart was warm. I ... I said it anyway! You can despise me, rabbit. It doesn't matter! Just can see the rabbit jun, the in the mind feel very comfortable ... "

The tortoise can't go on talking, and he can't stop crying. Such a vicissitudes man will be crushed by his heart. I

I saw his turtle shell shaking constantly.

I used to be dumbfounded, but now I don't know what drove me across the grass to him and took him away.

Hold in your arms.

His rough neck trembled and sobbed in front of me, and I hugged him quietly. There are aquatic animals coming out of their noses.

Unique smell, so I hugged him. As if forever.

This noon, the grass suddenly became very quiet and disappeared. ...

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# Wong Kar-wai's composition "East Turtle and West Rabbit"

Many years later, I had a rabbit named silly Blagi. Any animal will become stupid and lazy, just

I want you to taste what it means to drink half a bottle of tempting. I don't care what other animals think of me, I just don't want anything else

Animals run faster than me.

I think some animals can never run fast because they are too lazy. I met one when I debuted.

Animals, because it walks too slowly, so many years later, it has a name called tortoise.

This year, Huang Wu has become too old, and there are competitions everywhere. Where there is competition, there is competition, and there is a place for competition.

And my business, my name is rabbit, and my occupation is to win all kinds of racing trophies.

After beginning of spring, I was shocked. Every year at this time, friends come to see me. He always comes out from the west.

He brought an attractive bottle this year.

Tortoise: "Not long ago, I met a man and gave me a bottle of tempting fate. He said he would kill you for 3000 yuan. Drink it, and you can forget everything you have done. I wonder why there is such wine. It says that the biggest trouble for animals is that they can't forget human abuse and throwing sulfuric acid. If you don't forget, you won't survive in the future. This bottle of wine was originally intended for you. "

Rabbit: The night before the game, I suddenly wanted to drink, so I drank half an altar and "killed you 3000". The next day, as usual, I continued to take part in the competition, although I found that I wanted to sleep very much.

I see a turtle. The animal I race with is a tortoise.

Rabbit: "It seems that I shouldn't come."

Tortoise: "It's too late to regret now."

Rabbit: "Can I have some stimulants?"

Tortoise: "No, I'll spank you if I want to!" " "

Rabbit: "Well, please get up ..."

The race seems to have lasted for a long time, because I seem to be racing with a tortoise at the same time, and in the end I can't tell the difference between the two anymore.

Is Chu Gui my opponent or my opponent? There are blooming seasons, but when am I?

No animal knows what is waiting to wake up.

Every animal wants to know what is behind the rabbit's failure after losing a game. I really want to tell him.

Ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing special after the failure, but it is because I drank half an altar for nothing. But I know they won't listen.

With their character, how can they be content if they don't drink half an altar by themselves?

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# Feng Dagang's composition "Turtle Square and Rabbit Square"

"tricky! There must be something fishy in it! " The pig is talking to the chicken happily. "I don't believe this. A spirited little animal like the rabbit was returned to the tortoise first! This is called putting the electric fan behind the cow and bragging B! "

The chicken frowned: "Oh, why are you so dirty?" ! Maybe somebody else's tortoise signed up for a sweet dream day trip organized by Rabbit Company? "

"Who are you talking about?" The tortoise suddenly appeared with a sweat towel on his shoulder. He touched his bald head and followed the chicken.

Say, "Do you think it's enough not to kill yourself in the game? Then you have to be able to split! Be soft! Even a snail like you can't run away! "

The chicken said, "Well, what does that have to do with division?"

Tortoise: "If I don't chop, can the rabbit knock my feet unconscious?"

Pigs and chickens can't help but be happy, raising their front paws and wings: "Gao! Really high! "

At this time, the rabbit came in silently. The tortoise looked at it and said, "Yo! We are all thinking about you when you come back! "

Rabbit: "What is there to remember? Just lose a dinner! " ! Come on, come to Wangfujing for dinner with me and take you there! I don't think you are ugly. "

The tortoise's voice rose eight degrees: "I think you are ugly!" " "