The story of ants and elephants

1: A rabbit sees an ant hiding behind a tree and sticks out a leg. He was puzzled and asked, "What are you doing?" A few days later, the rabbit saw a group of ants passing by in a hurry and asked, "Where are you going?" A buddy tripped over an elephant the other day and lost a lot of blood. We are going to donate blood.

2. One day, an elephant and an ant had an argument. They all think that they are strong in analogy. The elephant pointed to a big tree and said to the ant, "Can you pull this tree up?" Ants can do nothing, so elephants uproot trees with their noses. The ant walked to a blade of grass and said to the elephant, "Can you move this blade of grass?" Elephants can't roll up the grass leaves on the ground with their noses in any case, but ants can walk easily with the grass leaves on their shoulders. Finally, they asked the gods to judge. After listening to their own reasons, the gods could not judge who had the greatest power.

This story tells us: everyone has his own strengths, so we should learn from each other's strengths.

An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed.

Little Nutbrown hare saw it and asked, "Why are your legs exposed?"

The ant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise, I'll trip him! "

The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants waiting in line in a hurry and asked why.

The ant replied, "Yesterday, an elephant was tripped by one of our brothers and was seriously injured. Let's go and donate blood to that girl. "

Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back and asked what was going on. An ant said, "Oh, only one of them has the same blood type as that elephant. It is enough to leave him there to draw blood. "

On the third day, the rabbit came to the ant and asked, "Is that ya still alive?"

The ant said helplessly, "I carried it." It's so heavy that my waist is bent. It fell too hard! " "

When an elephant is sick, it should sue ants. The court ruled that ants tripped over elephants for malicious injury and imprisoned them for 6 months.

The ant refuses to accept, "the crime of personal injury is imprisoned for up to 2 months. Why did you sentence me to half a year? "

Judge: "The crime of personal injury is sentenced to February, and tripping an elephant is a crime of racial discrimination, plus 4 months."

So the ant filed a complaint with the High Court: "We are equal to elephants, how can we' discriminate'? Please ask the High Court to make a clear judgment, return us to innocence, and sue the judge for framing. "

A few days later, the elephant suddenly died and everyone ran to see it. I found a female ant next to me. Just ask it how the elephant died.

The mother ant cried and said, "I will tell it that I am pregnant with its child, and it will ..."

A few days later, the mother ant laid a pile of eggs, hatched and hatched, and finally hatched a group of ostriches, damn it! How unfair the elephant's death is!

One day, the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and sticking out a leg. He asked, "What are you doing?"

The elephant said, "Shh! Be quiet. I will wait for the ant to come, so that I can stir him up and avenge my brother. "

As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant's cry, so he ran back to see it at once and met an ant panting on the roadside.

After listening to the ant, the rabbit asked him: I wanted to provoke Lao Zi, but I found it early. It broke your foot!

The elephant was sent back to the hospital because the femoral artery was broken. This time, the blood loss is even more, even 80L is not enough. The blood bank is in an emergency, and the only ant that matches the blood type of the elephant has collapsed after the last blood transfusion.

Joke:

1: The elephant accidentally trampled the ant and finally had to die with it!

2. The ant tricked the elephant into marrying it, and then invited relatives and friends to kill the elephant.

Then, the ants put the elephant's body at the door to feed in winter.

The elephant was so happy that he ate a lot of food and died.

Elephants are anxious to find ants every day (ants are too small).

5. When the rival in love of the elephant knew it, he tripped and died (according to a joke, the ant tripped the elephant).

6: Please call the cemetery to inquire about the cause of death.

7: The ant said: I am pregnant. . . . But the baby is not yours.

Introduction:

Elephant, commonly known as elephant, is the largest land animal in the world. Its main external feature is a flexible and muscular long nose, which has the function of winding and is a powerful tool for elephants to defend themselves and feed. There are only two species of proboscis, Asian elephant and African elephant, belonging to 1 family and 2 genera. Asian elephants were once widely distributed in South Asia and Southeast Asia south of the Yangtze River in China, but now their distribution is decreasing, mainly in India, Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam and other countries. There are also a few wild populations in Xishuangbanna, China. African elephants are widely distributed throughout the African continent.

The elephant shoulder is about 2 meters high and weighs 3 ~ 7 tons. Big head and big ears are like fans. The limbs are as thick as cylinders, supporting a huge body, and the knee joint cannot flex freely. The length of the nose is almost equal to the body length, and it is cylindrical, stretching and bending freely; The end of the nostril is open, and there are finger-like protrusions on the tip of the nose, which can pick up small things. There are 1 pairs of well-developed incisors in the maxilla, which grow for life. The front teeth of African elephants can be as long as 3.3 meters, while the female fangs of Asian elephants are not exposed. There are six buccal teeth on both sides of the upper and lower jaw, which grow from front to back in turn, with high crown and complex structure. There are five toes on each foot, but 1 and the fifth toe are hypoplastic. The coat is sparse and the body color is light grayish brown. Male elephant testicles are hidden in abdominal cavity; There are two nipples behind the front legs of the female elephant, and the pregnancy lasts for more than 600 days. Generally, each fetus 1 offspring. African elephants have two finger-like protrusions at the end of their long noses, while Asian elephants have only 1. African elephants have big ears and big bodies, while Asian elephants have small ears, small bodies and light weight.

Elephants inhabit various habitats, especially jungles, grasslands and river valleys. Live in groups, and males occasionally live alone. Feeding on plants, the food intake is huge, with a daily food intake of more than 225 kilograms. Life expectancy is about 80 years. Some elephants have been domesticated by human beings and regarded as domestic animals, which can be used for riding or labor. Ivory has always been used as a valuable carving material, which is expensive, so elephants have been killed and the number has dropped sharply.

Modern elephants evolved from their ancestors. According to the fossil discovery, the Eocene ancestor elephant only had a long nose and a small body. From ancestor elephants to modern elephants.

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