The shortest homophonic joke encyclopedia

"I grabbed it!"

"Lying trough, so much? ! I grabbed it with Baidu 360 Cheetah at the same time, but I didn't grab it. What did you use to grab it? "

"Knife!"

2. For the goddess in his heart, a diaosi junior brushed for several days 12306 to help the goddess buy a train ticket, and finally got it. When he called excitedly, he heard the goddess say, "Don't help me buy a ticket. So-and-so (Fu) promised to take me back! "

3. Conversation heard while waiting in line to buy tickets at the railway station

How can you jump the queue? There's no room. Why squeeze?

B: Just squeeze it, won't you?

A: Young man, instead of treating me like an old man, you think I'm so crowded here. If you squeeze me, I'm valuable.

4. "Excuse me, do you have a soft berth ticket?"

"no"

"What about the hard berth ticket?"

"no"

"Where are the station tickets?"

"no"

"There is no standing ticket? Why are tickets so tight? "

"I'm warning you to leave me alone. This is a cinema. If you want to buy a train ticket, please go to the train station! "

A group of female colleagues chatted, and two of them were pregnant, so they talked about pregnancy. Later, I talked about getting pregnant before marriage, saying that many men get on the bus before buying tickets. . . . . .

At this time, a male colleague next to him said, "That's because tickets are too difficult to buy now!" " "