What are some funny jokes that make you laugh and cry?

1. I saw a joke on the Internet:' Sir, do you buy a house? If you don't buy it, it will go up.'' I have already bought it'' So have you considered selling the house recently? Recently, house prices have fallen. Well, actually, I have no money and no room, and there was a silence on the other end of the phone. Sir, we are here to help developers distribute leaflets. One day in 80 yuan, not counting meals. Interested parties can contact us. "2. It doesn't matter whether you buy it or not. Go to the house and have a look! ! ! ! ! We sell two famous brands in our store, both of them! ! ! ! ! ! Pick two of everything and buy two of everything! ! ! ! ! ! Take whatever you choose and buy whatever you want! ! ! ! ! ! The original price is ten dollars and eight dollars! ! ! ! Now the whole audience sells two pieces! ! ! Two dollars for processing and two dollars for selling! ! ! ! ! ! Real clearance, real dumping! ! ! ! ! ! Don't ask, don't bargain, don't be afraid of being slaughtered! ! ! ! ! ! Two dollars for the audience and two dollars for everything! ! ! ! ! ! Pick and choose, sell two pieces in the audience and buy two pieces of everything! ! ! ! ! ! Two dollars for the audience and two dollars for everything! ! ! ! ! ! Pick and choose, sell two pieces in the audience and buy two pieces of everything! ! ! ! ! ! Two dollars can't buy a loss! ! ! ! ! ! You can't buy it for two dollars! ! ! ! ! ! Real value for money! ! ! ! ! ! Take the cheap, buy the cheap! ! ! Two dollars, two dollars for everything! ! ! ! ! Sell two pieces in the audience and choose two pieces at random! ! 1! ! Don't miss it when passing by! ! ! ! ! ! The opportunity is rare, and the audience is cleared! ! ! ! ! ! Loss-making sale. Two dollars for the whole audience, two dollars for the whole audience! ! ! ! ! ! A small-scale food company wants to promote the hot sauce before it goes on the market. If you can't afford to rent a billboard in the city, rent a billboard at the city gate. After renting billboards, Sima posted a notice for renting: "Advertising space is rented, 880,000 for the whole year!" There seems to be no doubt about the influence of the sky-high signboard. Gradually, the whole city knows that there is a ridiculously expensive advertising space at this intersection. A month later, the hot sauce advertisement was posted and the market quickly opened. 4. Go out to play on a tricycle, and when you see a wallet in the back seat, tell the master whose wallet has dropped. When I went to get it, I found it tied to the seat and asked the master what was going on. He said that when there are few cars, guests will choose cars. Every time I choose a car, I see a wallet in the back, and the greedy person will take his car away. When they got on the bus and found that they couldn't get off, there was nothing they could do. A new fish pond was opened yesterday, and the fishing fee was 100 yuan. After fishing all day, I didn't catch any fish. The boss said that whoever didn't catch a fish would be given a chicken. Many people went, and everyone was very happy when they came back! I think the boss is very interesting! ! ! Later, the janitor of the fishing ground said that the boss used to raise chickens professionally, and there were no fish in this fish pond. 6. The actual case of clearing inventory: I saw 688 pairs of Nike sneakers on the Internet, and the seller said that one fake lost three. So I bought it, but the courier arrived today. I opened it and found four pairs of fake Nike shoes.