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The answer is the corn mystery?

Question 1: What is the answer? A child is born well and wears seven or eight sets of clothes.

Wearing a red tassel hat, she is bejeweled. Corn.

It is strange that when something is born, it grows a beard (two words) in its waist-corn.

An old man, with a beard on his head and a green robe, was covered with golden beads-corn.

Question 2: Which child in the corn mystery was born well and wore seven or eight sets of clothes;

Wearing a red tassel hat, she is bejeweled. Corn.

It's strange to have a beard (two words) in your waist-corn.

An old man, with a beard on his head and a green robe, was covered with golden beads-corn.

Question 3: What is the answer? Is this corn? I guess it's a corn-shaped brush. Please look at this picture. There is also a picture of Zhang Yumi, which is a corn grain pattern on a dress, but I don't have that picture ~ ~

Question 4: The joke riddle told by the teacher grows halfway up the mountain to solve the mystery of corn. "You sit next to the computer after dinner every day. What are you fat? " After dinner, go out for a walk and exercise! "Said the daughter-in-law disgruntled. I smiled at her: "Exercise can't lose weight! Look at you. You keep talking, and you keep talking. But don't you have three layers of chin? " "Old niang that is muscle chin ...........''.

Question 5: the foot of my bed is shining with such bright light, and the riddle and answer of a man's name,

Li Bai drinks rice soup.

I drank a big bowl,

Wet your pants at night.

Question 6: What are the types of riddles? Generally speaking, riddles can be divided into two categories: one is called the riddle of things, which is often said; The other is called word riddle, which is also often called lantern riddle. (1) Things riddles are also called folk riddles and children's riddles. Except for a few crossword puzzles, the answers to puzzles of things are mostly "things" and "things" commonly used in our lives. For example, animals, plants, various vessels, articles, human organs, natural phenomena, cosmic celestial bodies ... It usually takes the form of catchy folk songs or short poems. For example, guessing words: there are horses traveling thousands of miles, there are water to raise fish, there are people who are not you and me, and there are soil to grow grain. Answer: Yes. Guess an animal: it has a head without a neck, eyes without eyebrows, a tail without hair, and wings that are difficult to fly. Answer: fish. Guess the plant: there are silkworms, no insects in the hole, no umbrella, no bees in the nest. Answer: lotus root. Guess: Although the name is negative, it is actually very positive. I am busy with my work all day, and I work very hard. Answer: Tractor. Guess what: two brothers are the same height. When they go out, they compete. They are always at the same distance, but they can't catch up. Answer: bicycles. Guess daily necessities: your mouth can't talk, and your stomach doesn't eat steamed buns. Although there is no stomach trouble, I vomited a lot of yellow water. Answer: teapot. Guess human organs: if the foundation is not deep, you must stand tall. If you want to look at your hobbies for a long time, it is difficult to calculate the cost of effort to look beautiful. Answer: hair. Guess the natural phenomenon: like a cloud in Feiyun, like smoke but not smoke, the wind blows gently and the sunrise dissipates slowly. Answer: fog. Guess the work: thousands of people weave splendid scenery and bend over to sweat. Originally the sea of Wang Yang, it suddenly became an oasis. Answer: Transplanting. (2) crossword puzzles are also called riddles. Its answer is words that express any kind of meaning. So the scope of the answer is quite wide. Including single words, various words, phrases, short sentences and so on. Please look at the following literary puzzle: plowman (name a writer) Answer: Tian Han. Anxious to return's answer: thinker. Serve people with virtue (a place name in Liaoning Province) Answer: Fushun. Kill at high speed (hit a musical noun) answer: Allegro. Finger electrocution (type A) Answer: Mo. The answer to the campaign of killing rats (in military terms): the war of attrition. Looking at the treasure island of the motherland (playing a sports facility): the stands. (3) The difference between things riddles (folk riddles) and literary riddles (lantern riddles) Things riddles and literary riddles are riddles, and they have something in common. For example, their basic structure is the same, that is, they all have riddles, riddles and answers. Let's look at a folk riddle: riddle: seven-story mattress and eight-story quilt, one black sleeps in it, and the other red comes to call the door, kick the mattress and kick the quilt. Mystery: Play an entertainment project. Answer: firecrackers. Look at another riddle: riddle: keep your hair. Mystery: play idiom one. Answer: Ignore. What's the difference between them? Let's compare it from several aspects. (1) Puzzles and answers are locked in different ways. Except for a few crossword puzzles, most folk riddles are based on the appearance characteristics of things. The riddle captures the thing to be guessed and describes its outstanding features in appearance, shape, nature, color, sound, origin and use. Through personification, metaphor, exaggeration, suggestion and other circuitous ways, people can guess the answer through association, reasoning and judgment according to the clues provided by riddles. Lantern riddles are based on the literal meaning (meaning of words), so they are also called literal riddles, also called "Hu Wen" and "lantern riddles". Solve riddles on the lanterns is a unique word game in China. Solve riddles on the lanterns should focus on the meaning, sound and form of the characters on riddles. The making of riddles is to make use of the characteristics of polysemy, polysemy, stroke combination, description and pictogram of China Chinese characters, and to make riddles and answers related in word meaning or glyph by means of cognition, explanation, borrowing, dictionary transportation and word separation. Next, we will talk about two examples, and we will have a deeper understanding of their different fastening methods. For example 1, the answer is "swallow". The answer to the folk riddle is: a young lady is dressed in black, and when she comes, the weather will be thundered in spring, and under the eaves of her former residence, spring scenery will be added all over the sky. The riddle is: Beijing zero. Comparing these two riddles, folk riddles vividly describe the characteristics of swallows such as color (black) and living habits (under the eaves of spring flying). The riddle of the lantern riddle simply ignores the characteristics of the swallow itself and only sticks to the meaning of the word "swallow" Beijing is also called Yanjing ... >>

Question 7: Find the answer to the riddle about food: corn Answer: rice.

1.2.3. 1.2.3.

It's strange that something has grown. A small tree is not too tall. A beautiful child, white as jade, is also a cloth bag. It was born in water and grew in water.

A beard grows from the waist, and the child climbs halfway up the mountain, wearing a red tassel hat, a yellow robe and pearls, which are green when young and yellow when old.

I brushed my beard and looked at it. I wore a small green coat and seven or eight clothes, which were only a little bigger, and the fields were covered in autumn. Take out the shell gold nail,

Show your teeth in rows. Wearing a red fringed hat. I'm covered in pearls. It's all in the newspaper. Boiled rice smells delicious.

Question 8: Find a riddle, and the answer is that China has a mouthful of jade in his mouth (jade in his mouth-a country, a mouthful of jade-becomes a country, and vice versa, China).