Complete works of homework humor jokes.

1. You said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

God didn't give me any great responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

I am no longer a little girl who will be moved by one or two concerned news, at least I should give her a red envelope.

If I had known that life was so hard, I shouldn't have won the first place in the swimming competition 20 years ago.

The meaning of a holiday lies in an unbearable morning, a sleepless night and a sleepy day.

6. After washing your hair, take a few selfies even if you don't go out, otherwise it's not a white wash.

7. The teacher said? Students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. ? As soon as I listen to it, I get excited when I think about other people's wives.

People like me, you have no choice but to spoil them.

9. I spent all my luck meeting you and never got a chance to get multiple-choice questions again.

10. I asked my deskmate: If Ma Yun gave you 100 million yuan to eat, would you do it? ? Deskmate:? I'm not bragging, I can eat Ma Yun bankrupt. ?

1 1. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

12. The air purifier is the most pretentious household appliance I have ever seen, especially when we pretend to have a class in the classroom.

13. Don't hang yourself on a tree, try more trees nearby.

14. When you are sleepy because of your homework, tell yourself: That's your memorial, that's your country and that's your people. Then suddenly wake up, I want to be a generation of wise men!

15. Whoever dares to disturb my homework again, I will play with him.

16.？ Girlfriend is beautiful, handsome, smart, naive, brilliant, romantic, kind, lovely, slim, smart, watery, elegant, sexy, diligent, exquisite, lively, pure, selfless, pure and filial. Doesn't she have a shortcoming? One drawback is that she likes to play mystery. In my eighteen years of life, she has never appeared once?

17. If I don't say it, you won't understand. This is the distance. If I tell you and you don't understand, it only means that you are stupid.

18. The story of Meng Mu moving three times actually shows that she has a good son. If it were me, it would be useless to move it a hundred times!

19. Any beauty that you are praised by people has traces of PS.

20. The final review of Xueba before the exam is called checking for leaks, the medium one is called Jingwei Reclamation, and almost it is called Goddess Mending the Sky. I call it creation.

2 1. Don't be a fat man who can only play mobile phones when you are the best and youngest.

22. My cousin is only 9 years old, but he is good at playing computer. He met a woman while playing games. I call my wife online every day. One day, he told me that his wife asked him to give him money for equipment, so he dumped her, saying that she was too bad at housekeeping! I suddenly feel that he and I are not in the same class!

23.？ Are you dating someone? I can't even afford an elephant, let alone a pair. ?

24. attention, everyone Some experts pointed out that if you sleep at night, you must remember to charge your mobile phone, otherwise you won't be able to shit the next morning.

25. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right road will be crowded.

26. If you get married and the groom is not me in the future, I will move next door to be a quiet old king.

27. I am fat to make you look thin; Before I lose weight and make you look bad.

28. The three most tangled sentences in class:? Why are you reading? Look at the blackboard! Why are you looking at the blackboard? Look at me! Why are you looking at me? Read a book! ?

29. Why do you quarrel? Can't we just sit down calmly and cut each other a few times?

30. Xiaoming failed in the exam. When he came home, his father saw him and gave him a good beating. He went to complain to his mother and said, what will you do if someone hits your son? ? Mom immediately replied:? I'll beat him the way anyone beat my son. Tell me, who hit you? ? The son said:? Nothing, I'm just asking. ?

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