Interesting exam quotations

Lead: Once you review, you will be unhappy. If you are unhappy, don't review. Be happy without reviewing. The happy day will pass. The following are the funny quotations I brought about about the exam. Welcome to read and pay attention.

1, look at a question and test a question, fate; It is luck to answer a question correctly; Horizontal batch: it is useless to do too much. Reading a book every day is efficient; Test a door, strength; Horizontal approval: sudden success.

2. There is a question type called: This knowledge point, I may take multiple-choice questions, may take noun explanations, may take short answers, and may take essay questions. Direct blood injection macro ..

3. Look at Cell, I am dead; See "blood", no circulation; Look at the breathing, my lungs are not dilated; See "digestion", too much stomach acid; Looking at the energy, I collapsed; Watching "Excretion", my urine collapsed; Looking at the feeling, I am numb; Watching "Nerve", I am very confused; Look at endocrine, I'm out of tune; Oh, my god The candidate's reason is illness. . . Classic funny quotations about exams

I read it in the morning and forgot it in the afternoon. I saw it in the afternoon and forgot it at night. I forgot a door after reading it, and there is another door after reading it. . .

A month ago, I asked Buddha zu what to do. The Buddha gave me four words: everything depends on people; Half a month ago, I asked the Buddha again, and the Buddha gave me four words: everything goes with fate; I asked the Buddha again today. After a long silence, the Buddha said: I will give you four more words: participation is the most important ~ ~

6. Is there an examination scope called? You're taking the whole book? What is the focus of an exam? That's the point, okay? My heart sank after hearing the first sentence, and my eyes filled with tears after hearing the second sentence? Those teachers who didn't focus on the whole book were angels and girls with broken wings in their last lives. Marry a teacher who focuses on it.

7. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called I don't know at all, a kind of multiple-choice question called looking to the right, a kind of calculation question called crying while doing, an application question called collapse, and a proof question called proving your sister! There is a failing class called it doesn't matter!

8. It doesn't matter if you don't pass the exam. And make-up exams. If you fail the make-up exam, you will have to retake it!

9. It is completely impossible to have a filling question. There is a multiple-choice question that seems to be right. There is a kind of arithmetic problem that cries while doing it. There is a kind of answer called getting up and crashing. There is a kind of proof problem to prove your sister. You have an unimportant failure class.

10, don't fail, I want to; Instead of reviewing, I want to. You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

1 1, the test is not the result, but the signal of China Mobile. . .

12, be more daring to cheat in the exam, dare to cheat, and don't be like a small-footed person.

13, when I was in high school, I envied college students as long as they were admitted. When I was in college, I envied high school students for failing the exam.

14, death teaches everything, just like the results announced after the exam? Although it suddenly dawned, it was too late ~!

15, exam cheats: three long and one short choices are the shortest; Three short and one long choose the longest; Choose b for different lengths; If it is not uniform, choose d. Taking copying as the main task, supplemented by Mongolia, and combining Mongolia with copying, we will certainly be able to pass.

16, now the exam is like the national football team. Often the parties are not worried and others are worried. The effort is not hard, and the effort should not be hard.

17, I feel cold when I get the test paper, and I feel nervous when I forget the vocabulary. It seems familiar, but the explanation is unclear. Grammar reading is ambiguous. Tears flow thousands of lines when reading the composition. I will leave the examination room in two hours. Meet my classmates. * * * sad. I still have the face to meet my parents with such achievements. Until the performance release day, on the roof, Foxconn.

18, ~ actually, the college entrance examination is not terrible at all. After reviewing for a year, I did well in the exams. The university is terrible, only one week, and all the exams are impossible ~ ~

19, the whole semester has been completely abandoned, and I am very sad when the exam is approaching. I haven't slept for a week. Before the exam, I memorized it. I collapsed when I walked into the examination room. I cried when I got the paper, but I didn't get in, and I didn't get in anything ~ ~

20. Every time the teacher takes an exam, he says calmly. The whole book is the focus. This so-called focus is not the point. I will focus on it. If you think it's the key, I'll take it as the key in the key.

2 1, when I was in high school, I envied college students being admitted. College, missing high school, failing?

22, band 6, you are also embarrassed. Why do you think we seldom learn Chinese? Not all because of you and your sister.

23. I have a stomachache and want to throw up today. There was an exam in the afternoon, and halfway through the exam, I couldn't help throwing up. The teacher came over and said with concern, why, the question is disgusting?

24. The math exam was invigilated by three teachers. Risking his life, send him a note: will the third question be held? After a while, the note said: I will!

25. I was unhappy when I started reviewing. If I'm unhappy, I won't review. If I didn't review, I would be happy. If I am happy, the day will pass. . . Interesting sentences

26. According to the Associated Press, President Obama is very honored to appear in the CET-4 and CET-6 of China University for many times. ......

27. Cheat in exams and work together. Plagiarism is the main thing, cheating is the disadvantage. If you pass the protection of copying, who dares to report violence after class? Come on and copy it during the exam ~ I hope everyone can copy the level! Plagiarism style! Copy your grades! !

28. If you review, you will be unhappy. If you are unhappy, don't review. Be happy without reviewing. The happy day will pass.

29, look at a question to test a question, fate; It is luck to answer a question correctly; Horizontal batch: it is useless to do too much. Reading a book every day is efficient; Test a door, strength; Horizontal batch: assault talent!

30. When I was in high school, I envied college students being admitted. I'm in college, and I can miss the failed high school.

3 1, in fact, the college entrance examination is not terrible at all. After reviewing for a year, I did well in the exams. The college exam was terrible. There is only one week to review, and the exams are all things that I can't do.

32. The whole semester was ruined, and I was heartbroken near the exam. I haven't slept for a week. Before the exam, I always lay on my back. I collapsed when I walked into the examination room. I got the paper and cried. I didn't take the exam, and I don't know anything.

33. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question, a kind of multiple-choice question, a kind of calculation question, a kind of application question, and a kind of failing question, it doesn't matter!

34. A month ago, I asked Fozu what to do if he had to take an exam. Buddha gave me four words. Everything depends on people? Half a month ago, I asked the Buddha again, and the Buddha gave me four words? Everything is fate? I asked again today, and the Buddha said after a long silence? Focus on participation? .

35. The furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing and I am previewing, but that I was still doing the first question during the exam and others had already done the second question.

36. Every time the teacher says: Please put things unrelated to the exam on the platform. ? I really want to put myself on the podium.

37. After taking the final exam for so many years, can't there be an anniversary? One hundred and two hundred, one for two subjects.

38. Don't bend over for the name, and don't write for a few points. I hope I won't fail in the exam.