A little joke.

1。 There was an enchanted prince who could only say one sentence a year. In order to express his love for his beloved princess, he spent five years accumulating five words and finally met her. He said to her excitedly, "Princess, I love you." The princess didn't hear clearly. "What did you say?" . The prince fainted!

2。 There was a traffic accident and many people were watching it. A reporter can't squeeze in at the back. Suddenly, he had a brainwave and shouted, "Get out of the way, everyone. I am the son of the injured." Hearing this, the onlookers quickly made way for the reporter. The reporter went in and saw a pig lying underground!

3。 Many cows are running, and a man asks, "What's the matter?" The cow said, "Here comes the leader, bragging." . After a while, many bulls came running, and the man asked what was going on. The bull said: "The leader is coming, not only awesome, but also fucking nonsense!"

4。 The two brothers were chased by the tiger, and the younger brother really couldn't run, so he said, "Brother, let's stop running and kill this beast." Eldest brother said, "Don't talk nonsense, I can't outrun it, just run past you.".