Time for bad jokes, the more the better

1.

Buy flowers for your girlfriend

Valentine’s Day is coming soon. I just went downstairs to finish shopping, and the boss asked me: “Mr. Flowers?"

"Why are you buying flowers?"

"Buy flowers for your girlfriend"

"Oh, how many flowers can I buy for my girlfriend? Friend?" Then the boss took the flowers back silently. . .

2. My deskmate changed his QQ name to "Your Dad Before He Dies" and added our class teacher. As a result, the class teacher’s QQ often received prompts: Your father requested to add you as a friend before he died. Before your father died, he invited you to play parking space. Your father gave you QQ show as a gift before he died. Your father stole your food before he died. Your father reported you before he died. Your father forwarded your Weibo post before he died. . . The most powerful thing: Your father left you a message before he died.

3. When I was a child, I often struggled.

When I was a child, I often struggled: When I grow up, should I go to Tsinghua University or Peking University? When I grew up, I discovered: I really thought too much

4. You can’t use touch-screen phones

It is said that people with big faces cannot use touch-screen phones because they smile. Hang up the phone...

5. Why did you hang up just now?

Yesterday, I was on the phone with my girlfriend and the call suddenly dropped. Then I called again and my girlfriend said : "Why did you die just now?" I said, "I didn't die, I was alive and well."

6. Can I hold your hand?

Boy: "Can I hold your hand?"

Girl: "No!"

Boy:

" Oh, what did I ask you just now?"

Girl: "Can I hold your hand?", Boy: "Yes, of course!"