Are there any jokes about cars?

crazy cars hit the road hd

A boss finished drinking, whistled and drove his beloved Mercedes-Benz 600 on the expressway, very happy. At this time, he found an agricultural tractor parked by the roadside and another person waving. So he stopped the car. It turned out that the tractor broke down on the road and I wanted to find someone to help tow it away. The boss was very happy today and agreed. At the same time, two people agreed that if the tractor turns on the right turn signal, please continue driving. If the tractor turns left, please stop. Then, the boss drove the Mercedes-Benz 600 and tractor on the road. Suddenly, a BMW overtook them from behind at breakneck speed. When the boss saw it, he was very angry and shouted, "No one dares to surpass me in Mercedes-Benz 600!" So, he immediately hung up the high-end, stepped on the gas pedal and ran to let BMW catch up. I forgot to drag a tractor behind me because I drank wine. The boss soon caught up with BMW. Just as they were racing at a speed of 280 miles per hour, a traffic policeman on the roadside found it was too late to stop them. He quickly took out his walkie-talkie and contacted the policeman in the next section: "Hey, hey, I found two cars speeding, one is BMW and the other is Mercedes-Benz 600."

Two:

Run slowly.

The new county magistrate sat in the car and asked the driver, "Why is there a' rabbit' on your window glass?" When the driver saw it, it turned out to be a sign of exemption from road maintenance fees. The county magistrate regards the word exemption as a rabbit. The driver was embarrassed to say it and joked, "That's because I want the car to run faster." The county magistrate nodded: "Good idea." Go back and tell the secretary; "I saw the public security bureau car running too fast. When I went back, I put a turtle in their car to make them run slower. "

Three:

Keep you from suffering

I was sitting in Taiyuan and went to a fellow villager. The meter says 20 yuan. He didn't have his wallet when he felt in his pocket. He only had 19 yuan on him, but the driver insisted that he pay another dollar. Creation said, "Wanrong's family has no money, so I don't have it with me. Otherwise, I won't let you suffer if you return the car for a dollar.