The funniest words in history _ classic funny sentences

We can always hear some funny words in life. What are some funny words? The following are the funniest words in history that I collected for you. I hope you like it!

1) Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

2) If you use a honey trap, I'll play along.

3) The flowers of the motherland, when they bloom, I step on one.

4) Will you stop spinning around in my head? Aren't you tired?

5) The sky is gray, you eat grass and I eat sugar.

6) The mountain is not high, there are fairies and there is not much water. Drink it.

7) Don't worry about my sense of security. You think I'm specialized in antivirus software.

8) My mother taught me from an early age that there is no limit to learning the sea, and it is time to turn back.

9) The cow hit the high-voltage line, which was really lightning.

10) spring scenery can't be closed in the garden, attracting an almond out of the wall.

1 1) Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, I went blind.

12) The wind is blowing so hard that my cell phone signal is connected!

13) If you can't be amazing, it will be ugly!

14) I am a thin man, and I can count my ribs when I am sad!

The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

The funniest words in history 1) Behind a failed woman, there is always an eventful man.

2) There is no woman who can't marry a man, only a man who can't marry a woman.

3) As long as the hoe jumps well, which corner can't be dug down?

4) In the pigsty, there is no need to pay attention to human etiquette.

5) At the beginning of life, nature is good. You pay and I eat.

6) Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.

7) You look serious as if you can really understand people!

8) I feel so unfortunate that the world knows you so much.

9) I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I kept a low profile and hit the wall.

10) I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

1 1) You are so charming that countless blind people bend over.

12) Your personality is great, but your short personality is still so bad.

13) Some people say that I am too lazy to cramp, but I am too lazy to cramp.

14) there is no fish in clear water, and the humble are invincible.

15) You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

16) The chances of finding true love this year are similar to those of being struck by lightning.

17) The most painful thing in the world is to be awakened by urine after a good sleep.

18) I don't know my rival in love or my lover.

Who do you think you are? You are overflowing water. I don't even want a basin.

20) The fat is so thick that it hurts to move!

About the funniest words in history 1) People can start from scratch, but they can't be unarmed!

2) The correct way in the world is for Cang Sang not to be too arrogant.

Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm just beautiful.

4) Who hasn't died since ancient times, it's your turn next.

5) People want face, trees want skin, and telephone poles want cement.

6) If there must be bugs in the dish, I hope the chef can help it draw a thick makeup.

7) If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.

8) If fate grabs your throat, you will scratch your armpit.

9) Phoenix rebirth is nirvana, and pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

10) I found that no matter which girl's name, I added one at the end. . rmvb？ Or? . Avi? It seems that suddenly there is a different ambiguity and coquettish?

1 1) Look down at what's in your crotch before you talk to your brother.

12) eldest brother, is your nickname "Gao Qiu"? I'm completely moved by you. I feel refreshed. "

13) All's well that ends well for lovers, but all's well for lovers.

14) You used to talk. I thought you were blind.

15), what is left in the class is the violent deskmate and the classmate who is shaking his head. . . . .

16) You don't know how tall it is until you are too short, and you don't know how thin it is until you are too fat.

17) Don't come back after you leave, because no one will wait for you in the same place.

18) Don't think too highly of yourself, so falling is fatal.

19) love is like smelly socks, the longer they get, the more smelly they get!

20) I will hit you if I hit you. Do you still need to pick a date?

2 1) No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

22) At least the human brain will be short-circuited, and I don't even have a power supply.

23) It is not naivety that stops growing, but self-maturity.

24) There is only one word difference between romance and idleness, just like one and two are just a lever.

25) Boss, a bowl of fried seaweed with iodized salt, a big bowl.

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