How to speak Beijing dialect well?

Some everyday expressions in Beijing dialect are as follows:

1. In Beijing dialect, when we want to ask something, we will say, "Sorry, I asked you something!"

In Beijing dialect, we call our friends "buddies" or "porcelain", which sounds particularly comfortable, indicating that their friendship is deep.

People in Beijing often call people "Five Sheep and Five Sheep", "Enduring", "Sloppy", "Dead" and suddenly "Not Cold".

4. There are also special "swear words" in Beijing dialect, such as: 25 eyes, no three, no two, Zhang eight, hometown sparrow, huahuachangzi. I wonder if you can understand the meaning of these words.

5. In Beijing dialect, moving too slowly means "face melon"; If you brag is unreliable, it is "the full address is unknown"; If it fails, it is a "waste snack"; Of course, if you are too thin, it is a "human lamp".

6. If you use Beijing dialect in a few words, you will be scolded! "Don't play with me. What's more, when you mix garlic under your feet and the tweezers can't open, isn't that big fork quite useless at ordinary times? Come on, how did you become a gourd without a mouth? "