After giving birth to a second child, I finally understand that the regret of raising a child begins with the name.

I'm a famous controller. I can't put it down when I meet a nice name. I especially admire my parents. Who wouldn't want to be such a parent? Unfortunately, I have two children, but I don't have a good name.

When I was pregnant with my first child, I only found two columns, so I solemnly moved the Chinese dictionary to my desk.

After all, what an old mother needs most is the courage and determination to create a perfect work, and this perfection must start with the name.

After all, compared with the bean sprouts sleeping in the womb, the Chinese characters that are constantly arranged and combined are more real and have more feelings.

After all, once the name is fixed, it will follow the children for decades or even hundreds of years. Of course, if you are lucky, it may appear in major media at home and abroad, and may even be repeatedly mentioned in textbooks and various works of primary and secondary schools hundreds or thousands of years later, such as Confucius, Qin Shihuang and Li Shizhen, such as Homer, Lincoln and Newton!

How can you play?

Most importantly, this is the first human cub whose name belongs to you, and it also determines whether you and your baby can stand out from the crowd.

Think about it, your son is going to take the stage to receive the prize, and you just proudly named him after Li Goudan, huh?

Don't you want to lose face?

So, I began to search the Modern Chinese Dictionary for the two words that are most agreeable and distinctive to me, for fear that no matter how they are arranged and combined, they are not worthy of the talent of the goods that will be born in a few months.

However, I am in no hurry. After all, I still have a few months to think about it.

Anyway, the biggest specialty of being a mother is thinking too much.

2

It's the due date in an instant. When I was admitted to the hospital, I had a B-ultrasound. The doctor pulled and pulled on my stomach with a dignified face. Finally, he told me that I didn't get up and cry.

The doctor took pity on me and tapped my stomach with a probe. "Wake up, wake up! Open your mouth, open your mouth, hey, why don't you see him open his mouth! "

I cried and went out to find father rabbit, almost paralyzed by crying.

Rabbit dad was shocked, too, but more rational than me.

Analyze it for me and say that if you can't check the rabbit's lips, you won't see them many times.

Sounds, it seems a little reasonable.

But two days before my due date, I still secretly wiped my tears, and I forgot the naming thing long ago.

When you entered the delivery room, you were all timid.

As soon as the baby was born, I leaned out of my upper body and said anxiously, "Doctor, doctor …" The doctor laughed at me and said, "What's the hurry? It's a girl! "

I shook my head and said, "No, I want to ask if she has rabbit lips?"

The doctor curled his lips and said, "I haven't seen anyone ask this question first." Isn't prenatal examination very good before? "

Then, hold it for me, "deeply rooted in people's hearts, but our lips are good!" " "

I was relieved, ignoring her skinny ugly appearance and her big black skin, which was not pink at all.

When Father Rabbit and I discussed the baby's name, I was intoxicated by the chicken's perfect lips. Wave your hand, you have the final say!

So, the rabbit father and the chicken thief nicknamed the rabbit after him, depriving me of the right to name the human cub who had been gearing up for months.

I have despised this reputation many times before, and he used it confidently. It's really ... I hit him with this more than once, and people still ignore me. "Didn't you say that you can call a cat a dog as long as you are healthy?"

You, you, you

Then I didn't want to talk about it. Why, there are so many regrets that this mediocre name seems a bit outstanding.

three

I held my breath when I was pregnant with my second child in order to get back the game. The naming right of the second child must be mine, mine and mine. Say the important things three times.

I have three plans, peaceful and wise, such as Zong Rui and Zongyou. Deep meaning, such as Jia mu, the second child is a chicken, you know; There are also fresh and refined types, such as Jing Tian and Jiaer.

After giving birth to the second child, I want to think about which name best suits his temperament.

Results Five days after birth, he was hospitalized urgently because of jaundice.

Rabbit dad quickly applied for birth certificate, household registration, medical insurance and so on, and changed my name privately.

I'm so angry that I'm going to smoke, but look at that penis lying in the blue light box like a big roast duck. Look at that white-haired and sweaty rabbit dad running out. If I am melodramatic again, I will be a little unreasonable.

At this point, I quickly finalized the nickname of the second child, just call it Daniel. I hope he is as healthy as an ox, and he happens to be a Taurus.

Looking back now, it's a pity that I was blinded by the name of the Chinese department. My children's names are all mediocre.

But later, when I was crazy about Daniel's little lattice again and again, I had an epiphany. I should call him iron egg, dog residue or something.

The harder you work, the more hopeful you will be. The more hopeful, the more disappointed!

Otherwise, it can't be wrong to call Daniel Rabbit. The more you call him rabbit, the more he looks like a cow, and Daniel is as weak as a rabbit.

At first, I thought it was just an accident and I didn't give the child a good name. Later, I realized that it was a metaphor. I just wanted to tell my parents that raising children began with regret and ended with regret. In the middle, it is also regret, if nothing else.