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Humorous sentences that make people happy are suitable for girls to be happy after reading them.
I saw a handsome guy in the mall today. If he is handsome, I can't help staring at him. He looked at me too. I had the cheek to look at it and it turned out to be a mirror.
Girls should never go out alone at night, it's really dangerous. No one discourages barbecues and midnight snacks all over the street, so I can't help but walk into a room casually and gain several pounds.
There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they will regret having a boyfriend as soon as I appear.
If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, which is also the most famous in Tianjin.
6. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby.
7. The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points.
8. I can't control my mouth, my legs can't move, and I still want to be beautiful after eating in bed.
9. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but we didn't come back with me in the end. What a waste of money for me!
10, the money in the pocket is the most ruthless, and the fat on the body is the most inseparable.
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