English funny drama is about 10 people, limited to 8- 12 minutes, thank you.

This is all I have: The Story Of Diu Sim. Although the number of people required is small, seven or eight at most, I think it is well written, unlike some scripts that are full of Chinglish, which makes people anxious to read. The play is classic, but there are also some funny parts. Not bad. If you play well, it can be effective. (If some words are too difficult, such as betre, you can try to change some simple words) Give it a try!

A story about affinity, love and loyalty

The characters in the play

The Story Of Diu Sim adopted the poster of Wang Yun, a very beautiful woman.

Wang, the prime minister of Han Dynasty, was a merciful official.

Lu Bu was the adopted son of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, which was one of the greatest warriors at that time.

Dong Zhuo is a cruel, cruel and powerful courtier.

soldier

Introducer-

A storyteller-

(in front of the curtain)

preparative

Introducer [Five actors appear together and are introduced by the narrator. ]

Hello, everyone. This is a story about The Story Of Diu Sim.

Now I'd like to introduce you to all the roles.

The first role is The Story Of Diu Sim, the heroine of the play.

This is Wang Yun, The Story Of Diu Sim's father. And our lovely soldiers.

A cruel man, Dong Zhuo. Finally, the greatest warrior.

In our story, Lu Bu and General Lu.

Now let's begin our story.

[Actor and narrator return to the background]

(curtain rises)

[The curtain opens, the light doesn't work, and at the same time our storyteller begins to say]

Storyteller: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, come and enjoy my performance now. Today I will tell you a story-a story about The Story Of Diu Sim, an incredible beauty; A story about love; A story about hate, a story about loyalty and betrayal.

[Speaking of which, the curtain has been completely opened. Then turn on the backlight, and you can see black from the audience's point of view.

The figure of]

About 1500 years ago, it was the last regime in the Han Dynasty. On a quiet night, then Prime Minister Wang Yun was worried about the future of the country.

Act 1

Location: Wang

Characters: Wang Yun, The Story Of Diu Sim

The headlights of the scene are turned on, and the audience can see everything on the stage from the perspective. The music started, and with the theme song of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Wang Yun paced back and forth and sighed.

Wang Yun: Psychological Monologue Now, ambitious courtiers begin to compete for power, profit and influence.

Wang Yun: But I can't help it, because of the illness in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.

Adopted son Lu Bu. He is the greatest boxer ever.

And will protect his father! God, what should I do?

After that, Wang was heartbroken and had to leave. The Story Of Diu Sim appeared, folded his hands and prayed silently. )

The Story Of Diu Sim: (sighs) [My Lord, please help my father.

[Wang Yun heard the sound and followed. ]

The Story Of Diu Sim: Since I was three years old, my father Wang Yun has been treating me.

I'm like his own daughter! I should pay it back

His kindness. And, and ...

Wang Yun: (Wang Yun walks around and finds Mink) What are you doing, dear?

The Story Of Diu Sim: Hmm … I have an idea to kill the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.

Wang Yun: Oh, great! But ...

The Story Of Diu Sim: But Dad, it's the only way!

Wang Yun: But ...

The Story Of Diu Sim: [The Story Of Diu Sim nodded with a firm and resolute expression on his face. ] Don't worry! Trust me. Dad. Let's get started.

Wang Yun: (takes a deep breath and blurts it out slowly) OK.

(When it gets dark, the light comes on again, indicating the scene change.)

Act ii

Location: Wang

Characters: Wang Yun, the story of Diexin, Lu Bu, Dong Zhuo, soldier.

Storyteller: According to The Story Of Diu Sim's plan, Wang Yun invited Lu Bu and Dong Zhou to his home respectively.

The scene lights up. At home in Wang Yun. There is a wooden Chinese table in the center of the stage; Some China flagons and

The small wine glass is on it. In addition, two wooden chairs were placed.

Next to it. Wang Yun and the servant talked anxiously.

Wang Yun: What time is it?

Servant: It's eight o'clock.

Wang Yun: He should come. Take a look!

Servant: Yes, sir. Oh, sir, General Lu is at the door.

Wang Yun: Hurry up, dear. Lu Bu has come.

The Story Of Diu Sim: Don't worry about me. Let me go in and get ready, okay? [She walks in. ]

[She went in. At the same time, butterfly music started, and the mink jumped on the dance carpet as an explanation of warm-up preparation. ]

Wang Yun: (to the servant) Let him in.

Servant: Yes, sir. [Servant goes out and leads Lu Bu]

Wang Yun: [I think the butterfly is too loud. I can't stand it. ] oh,

Honey, turn it down.

[Music dims and stops]

Lu Bu: (walks to Wang Yun and hugs him) Long time no see, Mr. Wang. How are you getting along these days?

Wang Yun: Fine, thank you. Please sit down. In fact,

The main reason why I invited you today is that my daughter The Story Of Diu Sim worshipped you a long time ago.

She really wants to meet her hero. I wonder if you want to see her?

Lu Bu: Of course! I'm glad to do so.

Wang Yun: The Story Of Diu Sim, The Story Of Diu Sim …

The Story Of Diu Sim: [Walking out of the picture screen].

Cover her face with sleeves,

Pretend to be shy. Yes, dad.

The Story Of Diu Sim walked forward with graceful steps and saw Lyu3 bu4 bow his head shyly. Wang Yun begins to introduce]

Wang Yun: This is my daughter, The Story Of Diu Sim.

This is General Lu, the greatest soldier in the world!

The Story Of Diu Sim: (puts down her sleeve). Nice to meet you, General! I have admired you for a long time, a man full of strength and majesty!

Lu Bu (shocked by her beauty). Ah ... Wang Yun,

This is your ... your daughter? of course，

Look. How lovely she is! How much do I love?

It was love at first sight with her!

The Story Of Diu Sim: (hiding behind his father) Thank you for your compromise, General Lu.

Wang Yun: Lu Bu, since you are in love with The Story Of Diu Sim,

Then I now betrothed my daughter to you! what do you think?

Lu Bu: (absently) What?

Wang Yun: Get married.

Lu Bu: (very excited) Oh, really? That will be my biggest

It's an honor. Thank you very much I'll prepare for the wedding,

Will be back soon!

[He looked at The Story Of Diu Sim and reluctantly left from the right. ]

[Lu Bu goes back, Yun3 talks with The Story Of Diu Sim]

Wang Yun: (Make sure that Lu Bu has left. It looks relaxed. Thank god, everything is going well!

The Story Of Diu Sim (smiles at her father). Yes ... so far so good!

Wang Yun: But honey, I can't stop worrying about you.

Here you are in case you are in danger.

[to the knife]

The Story Of Diu Sim: (Suddenly hearing someone coming) Shh … I hear someone coming.

I should stay behind the screen now.

[She walks behind the screen. ]

Soldier: His Royal Highness of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty has arrived.

[Zhou Dongang head high. Come in arrogantly. Wang Yun got a fright]

Wang Yun: Welcome! Welcome to visit! Almighty Mr. Dong! It is my greatest honor to invite you to my humble abode! Please come in and sit down.

Dong Zhou: No. This is my business card. Please call me Dr. Richard Dong. I graduated from Tsinghua University Institute of Economics and Management with a doctorate [take out my diploma, laugh].

Wang Yun: Oh … Yes! That's great. By the way, Mr. Dong, my daughter The Story Of Diu Sim wants to perform a dance for you. what do you think?

Dong Zhou: Of course! Why not!

[The Story Of Diu Sim jumps out, rings' At least you', and then plays an actor from The Story Of Diu Sim to dance a folk dance, which I believe will make everyone relaxed and happy. ]

[Dance]

Dong Zhou: (applauding happily) Great! Absolutely charming!

The Story Of Diu Sim: Thank you, Mr. Dong. I'm glad you like my performance.

[Welcome, Dong Zhuo gave her a piece of Yu Pei]

Thank you. You have always been a hero in my heart.

Dong Zhou: (very happy) Really? Come here!

(The Story Of Diu Sim approaches him and gives her a careful look in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. ]

Dong Zhou: Honey, you are really a beauty.

Wang Yun: Do you really think so? If I dedicate her to

You are a symbol of our respect? I believe it must be her.

Dreams are by your side and serve you.

Dong Zhou: Great! (turns to the soldier) The soldier takes it.

Diao Chan came back to my place and provided everything she needed. Her beauty deserves all the best! [Pour Guilin Sanhuajiu]

(Turning to Wang Yun) Cheers! For your beautiful daughter!

Wang Yun: Cheers!

(The Story Of Diu Sim left with the soldiers, while Dong Zhuo and

Wang Yun continued to chat and drink. ]

When it gets dark, the light comes on again, indicating the scene change. Background props change, indicating that the scene changes greatly)

Act iii

Venue: Dong Zhuo was placed in another hospital in The Story Of Diu Sim.

Characters: Lu Bu, soldier, The Story Of Diu Sim, Dong Zhuo.

Storyteller: Lu Bu was so angry that he went straight to his father's house to look for The Story Of Diu Sim.

Light up.

Scene of the former residence of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.

A huge pavilion is on the right side of the stage.

And inscribed "Dong Shi Pavilion"

Hanging on it. There are some plants and plants around the exhibition hall

Chinese garden setting. A soldier stood on the right.

On the stage. The Story Of Diu Sim is sitting in the pavilion.

Read calmly.

[Lu Bu rushes out of the stage. ]

Soldier: Sorry, General Lu. Miss Diao is in the garden now.

No one can go in and disturb her. This is Mr. Dong's order.

Lu Bu: Get out of my way! I want to see The Story Of Diu Sim!

[takes out a bag of silver]

Soldier: OK. [Lv Bujin]

The soldier stepped aside and smiled contentedly. Lyu3 bu4 angrily rushed to the mink room. The mink cries]

Lu Bu: My dear. Don't cry. Tell me. What does your father have?

Did what to you?

Diao: He forced me to stay here with him. Soldiers are

Always there to stop me from escaping.

[Lu Bu glared at the soldiers and pushed forward]

Soldier (falling to the ground): Ah, you ruined me.

Lu Bu: Shut up! [takes out another bag of silver to him]

Soldier: I must see a doctor at once. [Go away]

Sable (crying): I know he is your father, and I know I shouldn't tell you about his terrible behavior. but ...

Lyu3 bu4: Never mind. Don't blame yourself.

In fact, I never knew who the man I called my father was.

Such a cruel animal!

The Eastern Zhou Dynasty followed him all the time, sneering: Who is so savage? !

Lu bu, take three steps back.

The light gradually dimmed until it was out of sight. Lu Bu came out slowly from the right side of the stage, and the light only hit him. )

Lu Bu: (in my heart) [looks troubled, holding a sword in his hand]

To be or not to be is always a question. On the one hand,

This is my own father, but another one, my dearest lady.

(The musical climax of Dilemma, "Friendship on one side and love on the other") Oh, Lord! What should I do? The Eastern Zhou Dynasty is so cruel and heartless, but he is my father after all! I can't kill him.

(Putting down the sword) But what about The Story Of Diu Sim? I can't live without her! She was so helpless under the control of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.

I have to save her. Yes, I must save her, no matter what happens

[He pulls out his sword again]

All the lights are turned on to light up the whole stage.

Father, I want The Story Of Diu Sim back.

Dong Zhou: Impossible. She belongs to me.

But I love her! I want her to be with me, though.

Anything!

Dong Zhou: Never. She is mine!

Lu Bu (pointing his sword at the Eastern Zhou Dynasty): So, this is it.

You deserve it! [Stabbed Dong Zhuo]

Dong Zhou: What are you doing, my son? Don't be silly ...

Ah ... (killed by Lu Bu. )

Lu Bu (his hand is shaking): I ... I killed my own father!

I killed my own father. ... what have I done?

[He squats down heavily, feeling depressed. The lights went dim,

Only the spotlight hits him]

The Story Of Diu Sim: General Lu.

Lyu3 bu4 heard the sound of The Story Of Diu Sim, suddenly raised his head. ]

The Story Of Diu Sim: Let's go. Get out of here

Lu (thinking for a moment to get him out of his sadness): Yes, dear.

[Lyu3 bu4 walked up to Dong Zhuo, gave him a good kick, and then talked to The Story Of Diu Sim.

Take small steps slowly,

Dong Zhuo's Body and Liu Bu&; The Story Of Diu Sim's back.

Introducer (from background music): After Dong Zhou died,

turbulent

Peace has returned to the countryside.

The Story Of Diu Sim, stunning beauty, ordinary slave.

She sacrificed her happiness for the benefit of the country.

And gained her position in the patriarchal era.

Today, we still remember the love story between Lu Bu and The Story Of Diu Sim.

Not because of its sincerity, but because of its heartbreaking effect. But for it,

Worries about the future of the country. We praise The Story Of Diu Sim,

She is one of the four beauties in ancient China.

She is a real heroine.

it's over