Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - 2011May 7, Show Lo attended all the cold jokes in Happy Camp (it is best to indicate who said them).
2011May 7, Show Lo attended all the cold jokes in Happy Camp (it is best to indicate who said them).
Show Lo: What kind of beans will mung beans become after they fall? Red beans (because of bleeding) What beans are red beans beaten into? What kind of horse does a dark horse in black eyed peas give birth to when it marries a pink horse? Shy horses include sheep, cows and pigs. They were hungry and went to a restaurant. As a result, both cows and pigs were beaten. Why didn't the sheep get beaten? There is a cannibal in Africa who likes to eat people. On this day, cannibals flew from Africa to new york. On the plane, the stewardess asked him what he wanted to eat. The cannibal said, give me the passenger list. When he got off the plane, the cannibal and his son were walking in the streets of new york. He Jiong walked ahead of them. The son said, Dad, Dad, I want to eat Hejiong. Cannibals said, no, He Jiong is China's number one supporter, so he can't eat it. After a while, Nana passed them again. The son said, Dad, Dad, I want to eat Nana. No, dad said, Nana is so stupid. Eating her will make her stupid. At this moment, Lin Chi-ling walked past them, and his son said, Dad, Dad, I want to eat Lin Chi-ling. Dad said, no, we'll take her home to eat your mother. Jordan always sticks out his tongue when shooting, so his mother said to him, "Jordan, don't stick out your tongue when you play basketball!" " "Jordan asked her," why? "His mother said," If you stick out your tongue, if you get punched from below, you will bite it. "Why do people drive? Because the car won't let you drive. Orfila: Why does the rooster jump higher than the tree? Because trees can't jump Vega: What happened after a lovely pig went abroad? Pigs from He Jiong: A rabbit, it hops with its left foot, hops with its right foot, and then squats down to run slowly. Why? Because it is willing to Nana's: Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come and let you sleep. For example, there is a car with He Jiong driving, Show Lo in the co-pilot and Nana in the back seat. Whose car is this? For example (such as a person's name)
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