What's the funny joke? High score

1, classmate A: "Do you know what is the highest realm of the house?"

Classmate B: "What?"

Classmate A: "I am a senior three, and I got lost in school yesterday."

Classmate B: "..."

There are 200 people in the lecture hall of university summer school. The teacher was very happy on the platform and found a wandering figure at the door. It is estimated that the students are late and dare not come in.

Then he opened the door and said, come in, classmates.

The man was dressed in red and said slowly, who ordered KFC?

My classmate suddenly had a stomachache in the street, so he went to WC and finally found it, but there was no toilet paper. At this time, he saw a tile next to him, so he took it to the toilet, and it was convenient.

But someone nearby is embarrassed to wipe it.

Just waiting for an hour, and the people next to him still don't leave, this buddy gets angry.

Whether he was joking or not, just as he picked it up, the buddy next to him said, "Dude, can you give me a piece?"

4. I am a woman, and my deskmate is a man with a special sense of humor. I can take the teacher's words.

Once, the idiot deskmate slept on the table.

The old class talks about the olive branch, which symbolizes peace.

The teacher asked: the dove of peace always carries an olive branch, why not a locust?

The deskmate squatted on the table and said, "Shut your mouth!"

Hope to adopt, thank you.