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1. My ear piercings became inflamed a few days ago, so I took off my earrings and randomly took two tea sticks from the tea can and inserted them into my piercings. I forgot to take them out after taking a shower or something. I accidentally touched my ear after washing today and felt two soft things. When I looked in the mirror, I saw that it was the two tea sticks that had been soaked... Oh my god, they were soaked! So overwhelmed! So uneasy! These days I wear two tablets of oolong tea to work every day!

2. My feet are very sweaty and smelly. I saw a folk remedy on the Internet a few days ago. Putting tea leaves in shoes can stop sweating and deodorizing, so I followed it. It's a bit hot today, so take off your shoes to dry your feet. I was depressed when I looked inside the shoes. The tea leaves that I had put in a few days ago seemed to have been soaked in boiling water, and they all unfolded!

3. A man invited guests to drink tea at home, but there was no tea at home, so he borrowed it from his neighbor. At this time, the water in the pot was boiling and his wife had to keep adding water to the pot. In this way, as soon as the water boils in the pot, my wife adds water to it; as soon as the water boils, my wife desperately adds water to it. The pot is full, but the tea leaves are still not available. His wife said to him: Fortunately, your friend is also an acquaintance, so let him take a shower before leaving!

4. On Sunday, invite some classmates to a teahouse for tea. During this period, a colleague got up to use the restroom and asked the waiter where the restroom was. The waiter heard this and said sheepishly: "This teahouse does not have a restroom. However, there is a public restroom on the left hand side when you go out. We have an agreement with the auntie at the gate. When you enter, just say you are 'for tea'!"

5. Something about a buddy of mine. He went to his girlfriend’s house to meet his future father-in-law for the first time. Her girlfriend specially told him at home that her father likes to drink tea. My buddy She remembered it, so her girlfriend looked at me at home gorgeously carrying two large 2L bottles of iced black tea!

6. If you have nothing to do in the afternoon, chat with your colleagues. My colleague smiled and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to drink free tea, and there will be a beautiful girl to chat with you!" I asked, "Where can I go to drink tea for free and have such a good service?" My colleague said nothing and took me to the side. A Mercedes-Benz 4S store. A colleague brought a bag and came up to ask, and then two beauties gathered around us and took us in to drink tea and talk about cars.

7. The reporter went to the countryside. When I saw an old man selling tea, with the words "Drinking tea is good for people" written on the blackboard, the reporter went to the old man and asked for a bowl of tea. "Gudonggudong" After drinking the tea, the reporter asked: "Uncle, your tea is nothing special? Is it good for some people?" The old man said: "No, this tea is good for men, women, old and young." The reporter wondered: "What's the benefit?" The old man said calmly: "It can quench thirst."

8. Xiao Ming's father was drunk and wanted to drink water. The father said: "Xiao Ming, give me a glass of water." "Xiao Ming went to get a glass of water for his father to drink. After his father drank, he kept scratching on the wall. After a while, his father asked Xiao Ming to get a glass of water. After his father drank, he kept scratching on the wall. . Xiao Ming felt strange that he also had a drink. After drinking, Xiao Ming kept scratching on the wall and kept mumbling: "Oh my god! So hot. ”