Has your name ever made a joke?

My name is nothing special, but my sister's name is a joke. Once sent to CCTV's "Wen Chao Tian Xia" program group, the host Ouyang Xiadan broadcast it in the morning program. Colleagues saw it and called me. Because I told them this joke before.

Here's the thing:

My sister's name is Li. On the first day of primary school, I mistakenly left out the "fu" in Li's name and wrote it, which made the teacher laugh and cry. When I took it home and put it on the sofa, my mother said, "It's a shame to learn this (I left it next to my single bed)." My brother said, "After only one day in school, people become dogs" ... The whole family talked and laughed, leaving a laughing stock. It is often mentioned by relatives and friends until now, which is very interesting.

It suddenly occurred to me that Zhao Benshan's sentence "I have lived by pointing at this joke all my life". hahaha ...

Joke aside, my sister studied very well, and now she has become an excellent teacher in a provincial key school, with both ability and political integrity, and she is full of peaches and plums!

Picture 2 above: My sister is with her students.

The girl wearing a big red flower in the front row is my sister. She took a group photo with her colleagues when she was commended on Teacher's Day this year.

My sister's speech as a representative of excellent teachers on Teacher's Day this year.

I made a joke. I have a niece who is looking for a date. One day at dinner, my sister-in-law asked my niece not to be picky all the time. My niece replied, I pick and choose, but I still think my sister-in-law is good. Everyone laughed. What are you talking about? The niece replied, it's true. Oh, it turns out that her date has the same name as me. Do you mean funny or not? Everything in the world is strange and unfortunate. . .

When school started, two Luan brothers went to sign up. The teacher asked one of them, what's your name?

A: Li Xiang!

The teacher said: Do you want me to ask you for it? Next: May I have your name, please?

Another student replied: Li guess!

The teacher was speechless: Are you two out of your minds? One wants me to think, the other wants me to guess, you are here to tear me down!

I think of two former colleagues, a boy and a girl, who are in the same office.

The boy's surname is Xiang, and someone who is good at it specially knocks on the office door when this gentleman is away. The style of painting is like this:

"Juaner, is" xianggong "here?"

Xianggong has just gone out. "

"Oh, I'll come again next time."

Poor Juaner didn't understand why so many people came to see Xianggong when he was out of the office until the project was completed [covering his face].

My name is a joke. Because my grandmother has little cultural knowledge, I was born with an unpleasant nickname, Wuzi.

When I was a child, I didn't care about this name. I called it whatever I wanted. Later, when I grew up, I found this name ugly. It's ok for adults, and even for three-year-old children, it's even more unpleasant.

Later, I graduated from the society and met many people. I thought people would call me a title when I was old, but I felt particularly embarrassed that someone still called me that way.

Later, when I worked in the brigade, I met more people every day, both adults and children, and I was really angry with them. Sometimes, when children call me that, I really want to play, but I dare not think about my job. And I don't want to go home, but I can't bear it. I asked my mother this name many times, and she said, don't blame me, blame your grandmother, she gave it to you.

What's even more irritating is that I have a wife and people call me that. I shouldn't be okay. I shouldn't do it anymore. Even this milk name has spread to my mother's house. People call me that. What do you want me to do？ Therefore, I suggest giving children nice names from an early age.

My name has never been a joke. I remember when I was in primary school, there was a male classmate in our class. His name is often used as a joke, which caused a lot of laughter in the classroom. His name is Zhao Chao.

Every afternoon after school, the teacher will give the students homework. After the teacher finishes his homework, ask the students first. Do you understand? Then, it will be added that you should do your homework yourself. Can't copy. Students will laugh when you hear the word copy. Some gay men learn to shush and shout and copy. The male student was embarrassed and blushed to the ears. The students always laugh at him. After a while, he changed his name, and Zhao Chao changed to Zhao Yi.

There is also a female classmate who eats very fat. The classmates gave her a nickname of ten thousand tons. Once in a math class, she talked about units of measurement, including 1,000 kilograms and 10,000 tons. Every time the teacher says 10,000 tons, there will be classmates laughing, and their heads will turn to the female classmates, which makes the math teacher puzzled and the female classmates blush.

My name has never been funny, but I have taught many students, and their names have always been funny. Here are some examples:

There is a child whose name is Anthony. When his parents named him, they probably thought the name was particularly foreign and smacked of foreigners, in order to make the child envy everyone in the future!

Unexpectedly, these three words are often misunderstood as "I know you", which makes a lot of jokes.

When a boy was born, he was fat in vain and weighed nine pounds.

Parents think that their son will be particularly blessed in the future and is a rich man, so they named him Bai.

However, when children grow up, their height is only about 1.7 meters, and they are thin and do things less diligently.

I can't work hard for anything, and I don't earn much money, so everyone says that this child is Bai Jiujin, and the bad thing is that his surname is Bai.

If you don't have a "white" surname, maybe you are really a blessed person!

There are many people with the surname "Bai" around me. In order to make their children live a good life in the future, parents have given them good names, such as "white entrepreneurship" and "white". As a result, they are not as good as their parents expected when they grow up.

I once taught a class in which there were three girls named Li Shasha at the same time.

All you have to do is call Li Shasha and three people will say yes at the same time.

There have been many jokes, how to deal with this problem?

Had to according to their age, divided into big, medium and small three, called big Sasha, called little Sasha, called the middle one called Li Shasha.

Because of this, the problem of name conflict is handled well.

Because of the name, it really stumbles people!

I once taught two students who were in the same class. Their names are Liu Enming and Liu Enming.

What should I do? How to distinguish this?

Through actual contact, it was later found that two people happened to be a man and a woman. Only before the name, a man and a woman were added, can this matter be handled well!

In short, the world is full of miracles.

Two days ago, I received a resident technician from a supplier, and added WeChat in the middle. The technology scanned my QR code and suddenly said, "Oh, my God, this name!"

My name is very common (the same as the male model), so most people don't have such a reaction.

The technology went on to say, "You have the same name as my father."

It was embarrassing at that time! [Cover your face]

I was born in the 1970s, and my parents can't read. He accidentally named me Mint, and they didn't know what it meant. They just gave me a name. In the second grade of primary school, June 1 participated in children's running, skipping and relay races. On the runway, the referee read my name and got ready. Many viewers are surprised to find out what kind of child I am. My mouth kept repeating "mint mint". I'm embarrassed in front of everyone.

Yes, my name was regarded as a joke by the whole village. If some jokes go too far, I will be particularly uninterested and angry.

I hate it when people make fun of my name. My name is not pleasant to hear. My parents gave it to me. This is not good. I never blame my parents.

They gave me life and a name. I am very grateful to them. Without them, I have no life, let alone a name.

No matter what name my parents give me, I still feel good [like] [like] [like] [like] [like] [like] [like] [like] [like], but my parents gave me the best name in the world.

I don't care how others make fun of my name. I'm angry. How can a good name become a joke in the eyes of others? That's weird.

I will be particularly concerned about people taking my name as a joke. He is a name, not a thing.

I will scold anyone who jokes about my name, and I don't care who you are.