Write an essay with Prince of Humor

1. Help me write some jokes that can make girls happy

The cat was thrown off the plane

Animals take turns telling jokes, if not Make everyone laugh and get off the plane. The cat spoke first, and all the animals laughed except the pig, who was thrown out of the plane. The monkey continued talking, and everyone burst into laughter. The pig still didn't laugh, and the monkey was thrown off the plane. It was the chicken's turn to speak. The chicken was too scared to speak, but the pig laughed instead. The animals were very surprised: The chicken hasn't spoken yet, why are you laughing? The pig replied: The cat’s joke is so funny!

College Memory

One buddy said depressedly: "I was rejected by MM!" The other said: "You can calculate it this way. When I was rejected, it was MM. "My sisters told me." The buddy next to me said, "You're lucky. The news of my rejection was sent to the boys' dormitory through the girls' dormitory, and then my buddy told me." The last one said, "Ah, bah. I saw the news about my rejection in the 'Today's Top Ten' on our school's BBS!"

That senior graduated earlier

I came out of the recruitment center with nothing, including my certificate and resume, and got on a man-powered 3-wheeler to go back. The driver of the 3-wheeler asked me: "Are you a graduate of XX Agricultural University this year?" I said "too Coincidentally, I am a graduate of XX Agricultural University, and I pointed to an old man polishing leather shoes on the roadside: "That senior was earlier, graduated in 1977." I almost fell off the tricycle.

Time Travel: Back to the Qing Dynasty

A certain otaku always lamented that he was born at the wrong time, thinking that if he could become a great talent in governing the country in ancient times, he would finally have the opportunity to time travel and open his eyes. Look, he is in a luxurious house, with countless gold and silver jewels around him. Thinking about it carefully, he is an important minister of the emperor. When he was feeling proud, a eunuch suddenly announced that he had entered the palace and asked in a low voice what was going on. , the eunuch replied: "My lord, the emperor has passed away. "(Explanation: After time traveling to Heshen, Qianlong died, and Heshen was granted death by his successor Jiaqing.) 2. How to write a 400-word essay on the sequel to The Happy Prince

The Happy Prince dedicated everything to his son After the civil war, his soul flew to heaven.

After God saw him, he took him into the heaven and enjoyed the happiness of heaven with him. After a few days, the happy prince began to feel unhappy, and God saw it. He felt anxious in his heart, so he reincarnated the Happy Prince into the human world, but he was just a wealthy businessman. By chance, he saw a woman who, although wearing ordinary people's clothes, seemed to be vaguely noble. Her temperament was incomparable, but the woman just smiled at the Happy Prince, and the Happy Prince fell in love with the girl.

One day, at the palace dance, he met the girl again, but... This time she was not a commoner, but the princess of the dynasty, Bai Xue. The Happy Prince invited her to dance, and she agreed. So, at the end of the dance, the Happy Prince fell in love with her. He held her hand and asked the king for permission to marry Bai Xue. The king refused. The king said to the happy prince: You must subdue the invulnerable lion and finally remove the golden apple from the giant. The happy prince went to complete the task, but when he came back, he heard that the princess had married the prince of Dongsheng Island. The kind-hearted prince was filled with regret. The soldier told him the route of the princess' wedding. After hearing this, the Happy Prince was fully prepared. He wanted to be with the princess forever.

On the day of the wedding, the motorcade passed by the door of the Happy Prince's house. He jumped out, robbed the princess and fled into the distance. The troops were chasing behind him, but they saw that there was no way to go, so they knelt on the ground and prayed to the sky, saying that if we agreed to be together, the clouds in the sky would disperse. If we don't agree, we will jump off the cliff. Three minutes have passed, and the clouds in the sky have not dispersed. So they jumped to the cliff hand in hand. After a strong wind, two butterflies flew up from the canyon, and their souls were already there. Sublimation in heaven! 3. How to write a 200-word article about I like the prince

200-word review after reading The Little Prince

This week, I read a book called "The Little Prince" .

This story is both beautiful and interesting, with a simple form and beautiful words. I especially like the pictures in it.

It tells the story of a pilot who crashed his plane in the Sahara Desert. The pilot met the little prince in the desert. He lived on the B612 asteroid. Later, the little prince went on a trip and came to seven asteroids inhabited by different people. There was an asteroid inhabited by a king and a vanity. There are asteroids inhabited by people, there are asteroids inhabited by a drunkard, an asteroid inhabited by a businessman, and an asteroid inhabited by lamplighters. Later, the little prince came to the earth and found that the pilot had repaired the plane. So I went back.

I like the little prince because he is kind and funny. I also like the pilot because he introduces the little prince to the earth.

I like the book "The Little Prince".