Selected life jokes

There is philosophy everywhere in life. See if you can find it. The following is a selection of jokes about life that I arranged for you. I hope you can experience the great truth in life through laughter.

Selected life jokes 1:

1, shake, shake to Naihe Bridge.

Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

3, you come back quickly, I can't fool alone!

4. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next ~ ~ ~

5. Get up and cry when you fall ~ ~ ~

6. Besides teeth, there is love in the world.

7. A dinosaur went to the toilet when passing by Xi Jiaotong University. She sobbed when she came out. 555, I finally have no trouble getting married in my life.

8. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

9. How many worries can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel?

10, when I was a child, I often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

Selected life jokes 2:

1, if something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first, and don't blame the earth for not having gravity when you are constipated.

2, pat the head to make a decision, pat the chest to ensure, pat the ass and leave.

3. We walk too fast for our souls to keep up?

4, don't and the earth people general knowledge ~ ~ ~

5, come out to mix, my wife will change sooner or later!

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me?

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

8. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

9. A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver.

10, you tell me to get out, and I'll get out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

Selected life jokes 3:

1, it's over, you don't talk to me either, I'm a dog's indifference ~ ~!

Catch the bus in the morning, and when we get to the platform, the bus has already left. So I had to chase and shout: master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! ? Then a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, Don't chase Wukong. ?

3. See you soon after graduation; Have a wife a year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.

4. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

5. I like you so much that you will die.

6. I have a grave in my heart, a place to bury widows.

7. I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

8. Either endure or be cruel.

9. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

10, Journey to the West told us that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were all killed by a stick.

Selected life jokes 4:

1, I accidentally want to grow old with you.

2. Carousel is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

3. The ideal is full, but the reality is skinny.

It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.

6. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

7. Love hurts.

8. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

9. If you are destined not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

10, our goal: look at money and earn more.

Selected life jokes 5:

1. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles.

2, you roll for me, keep rolling?

3. In the dead of night, missing becomes so presumptuous.

Please don't take my tolerance for you on the spot as your shameless capital.

Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

6. Memory is a bridge, but it leads to a lonely prison.

7. As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a demon.

8. I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

9. Happiness is a comparative thing, and you can only feel it when there is something at the bottom.

10, love is like a ghost, many people believe it, but few people meet it.

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