Send a few funny words to a friend on his birthday.

1. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

2. hey! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"!

Birthday guy, I wish you all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true when your birthday comes. I wish you all the best in Pepsi and Fanta. Wow, every day, every month in Pepsi and every year in Gao Legao, your mood is like Sprite, which will always be eye-catching.

The sea is full of fucking water, spiders are full of fucking legs, and peppers are so fucking hot. I don't fucking regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you. Every day, I smile from ear to ear. There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There are my gentle blessings in endless joy. Happy birthday!

5. Poor you. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work, but it doesn't matter because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today! On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best.

6. Send you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains 100cc all your wishes, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. I wish you a happy birthday, but you won't have a chance if you don't say it once on your birthday: you are really annoying. ...............................................................................

7. Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! My favorite carnation, happy birthday to you.

8. On your birthday, I will send you happy notes as a gift, wishing you happiness and peace every year.

9. First of all, I want to thank today, years ago, because your arrival has slowly changed my life today. The passage of time represents your maturity, gently holding your hand and saying: Happy birthday, dear!

10. Send you a cup of my carefully prepared juice, which contains cc's wishes, cc's daily happiness and cc's vitality. Happy birthday!

1 1. I envy your birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I only hope to be happy, healthy and beautiful every day, and life needs to be grasped by struggle and creation! Happy birthday

12. Today of the year belongs to you: your birthday, your birthday. I congratulate you. This card and sincere heart belong to you.

13. Send you a bowl of noodles, which is neither salty nor light. Eating it can live longer and make you happy enough. Good luck comes every day, and health lasts forever. Today is your birthday, I wish you evergreen pine and cypress, and always soak in the spring breeze!

14. What is unforgettable is our pure friendship! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnation and wish you a happy birthday!

15. Are you hungry? -I'm bread! Are you cold? -I'm a yurt! Are you angry? -I'm a sandbag! Happy birthday!

16. Flowers are similar every year, but people are different every year. It's not a dream to wake up, and there are many wrinkles between the eyebrows. On your birthday, I just want you to be happy!

17. Please give your mobile phone to the person you love: May the sun and the moon add to your maturity and charm, and may our blessings become the source of your happiness. ...

18. Happy birthday! I want to send you a% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, validity = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+moving.

19. You are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. You are a cantaloupe after reading the text message! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!

20. Today is your birthday. When you turn on your mobile phone, I give you my first blessing today.

2 1. On this special day, I have nothing else to say, just want you to know that every year today, you will receive my blessing and feel my love and eternal love!

22. May all happiness accompany you, with your head raised in spring and your head bowed in autumn; May all the joys follow you. The full moon is a poem, and the lack of the moon is a painting! Happy birthday!

23. Today is your birthday. When you turn on your mobile phone, I send you my first wish today. Happy birthday. May all your wishes come true.

24. Dear, today is your birthday. On this special day, I sincerely wish you a happy birthday! Happy every day!

25. Long-distance love, long-term, long-term thinking. Distant space, long time, blocked the distant thoughts!

26. Happy birthday to you. Your kindness makes the world a better place. May this day that belongs to you bring you happiness, and may the future days be icing on the cake!

27. You are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. You are a cantaloupe after reading the text message! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!

28. Today is your birthday. When you turn on your mobile phone, I give you my first blessing today.

29. On this special day, I have nothing else to say, just want you to know that every year today, you will receive my blessing and feel my love and eternal love!

30. May all happiness, all happiness and all good luck surround you forever! Happy birthday!

3 1. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

32. From the moment you were born, you were destined to belong to me. Although we can't be with you on this special day, we will celebrate your 60th birthday together.

33. I hope the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will always stay, and you will always laugh. Happy birthday, health and happiness!

34. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood.

35. Two green leaves are full of friendship born from the same root; A congratulatory message condensed my wishes to you. May happiness embrace you and have a happy birthday on this special day that belongs to you! birthday wishes

36. Quiet night, accompanied by dreamy candlelight, listening to soft music and drinking strong wine, let me spend an unforgettable birthday with you! birthday wishes

I collected all the beauty of nature for you and put it on your birthday candlestick. Hide everything you can say in the bud and make it a secret that can be released. Happy birthday! birthday wishes

38. Sunlight gives you a mature coat, and moonlight adds charm to you. On the occasion of your birthday, may the wishes of friends converge into a source of happiness and flock to you together ... birthday wishes.

39. If I had a million dollars, I would send it to you. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send you a short message with a dime to wish you a happy National Day.

40. The sea is full of fucking water, spiders are full of fucking legs, and peppers are so fucking hot. I don't fucking regret knowing you. I wish you a happy birthday and keep smiling every day.

4 1. After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will always be happy.

42. On your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness.

43. Another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday!

44. Birthday guy, I wish you all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true.

On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best.

46. What is unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! My favorite carnation, happy birthday to you.

47. There are faint poems in the long clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There are my gentle blessings in endless joy. Happy birthday!

48. Send you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains 100cc desire, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday!

49. Today is your birthday. Your friend asked for a power train soldier for you. Please pick up your mobile phone and tap it hard on the floor. ...........................................................................................................................................

Happy birthday! I want to send you a 100% pure toffee: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+emotion.

5 1. I envy your birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I just want to be happy, healthy and beautiful every day.

52. On your birthday, I will send you a happy note as a gift. May you be happy and safe 365 days a year.

Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want. Say it, say it. ...............................................................................................................................................

54. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

55. Poor you. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work, but it doesn't matter because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today!

56. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and since then the world has added a touch of attractive color. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

I've always wanted to say something to you, but I didn't have a chance. Today, I finally got up the courage. ........................................................................................................................................

58. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

59. Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

60. On the eve of your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta in everything, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, feeling like Sprite, always eye-catching.

6 1. From the moment you were born, you were destined to belong to me. Although I can't be with you on this special day, we will celebrate your 60th birthday together.

62. There is a saying that I have never dared to say to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you will never get a chance: you are really annoying ... likable, and you can't get tired of watching it.

63. Bright candlelight is a happy birthday. Lucky you, tomorrow will be better!

64. I wish you a happy old turtle in the East China Sea, and a big stone in Nanshan will live longer than that in Nanshan.

65. I hope the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will always stay, and you will always laugh. Happy birthday, health and happiness!

66. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood.

67. Two green leaves are full of friendship born from the same root; A congratulatory message condensed my wishes to you. May happiness embrace you and have a happy birthday on this special day that belongs to you! birthday wishes

68. Quiet night, accompanied by dreamy candlelight, listening to soft music and drinking strong wine, let me spend an unforgettable birthday with you! birthday wishes

I collected all the beauty of nature for you and put it on your birthday candlestick. Hide everything you can say in the bud and make it a secret that can be released. Happy birthday! birthday wishes

70. Sunshine puts on a mature coat for you, and moonlight adds to your charm. On your birthday, may your friends' wishes converge into a source of happiness and flock to you together ... birthday wishes.

7 1. The longer and greener the tree of youth, the more beautiful flower of life will be. Please accept my deep blessing on your birthday. May you be full of vitality and youth! birthday wishes

72. Long distance, long distance, a long time. Today is your birthday. I have been thinking about you in the distance. Happy birthday to my most concerned friend! birthday wishes

Dad, thank you for your patience and love over the years! May my blessing, like a ray of sunshine, flow in your eyes. Happy birthday! birthday wishes

Only those who know how to live can appreciate the beauty of flowers. Only those who know how to love can appreciate the fragrance in their hearts. I wish you a special birthday! birthday wishes

75. A candle, a wish and a true feeling. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Happy birthday to my beautiful, optimistic, enthusiastic, healthy, confident and energetic big friend-mom! birthday wishes

76. If I had a million dollars, I would send it to you. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send a short message with a dime to wish you a happy National Day and a happy birthday.

77. Birthday guy, I wish all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true.

78. I've always wanted to say something to you, but I didn't have a chance. Today, I finally got up the courage. ........................................................................................................................................

79. Poor you. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work, but it doesn't matter because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today! birthday wishes

80. Send you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains 100cc all your wishes, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday, happy birthday.

8 1. There are faint poems in the idle clouds, and there are continuous joys in the faint poems. There is my gentle blessing in the constant joy. Happy birthday! birthday wishes

82. Happy birthday! I want to send you a 100% pure toffee: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+emotion.

83. Today is your birthday. Your friend asked for a power train soldier for you. Please take your mobile phone and knock hard on the floor. ............................................................................................................................................

84. Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy! birthday wishes

85. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit! birthday wishes

86. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and since then the world has added a touch of attractive color. Best wishes for a happy birthday! birthday wishes

87. I wish you a happy old turtle in the East China Sea, and a big stone in Nanshan will live longer than that in Nanshan. birthday wishes

88. After I polished the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday, always happy birthday.

89. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood.

90. The sea is all fucking water, spiders are all fucking legs, and peppers are so fucking hot. I don't fucking regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you, smiling from ear to ear every day.

9 1. On the occasion of your birthday, I wish you a prosperous career, a healthy body, countless money, no hard work, leisure like a mouse, romance like music, and happiness is your birthday wish.

92. There is a saying that I have never dared to say to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you will never have a chance: you are really annoying. ................................................................................................................................

93. On the occasion of your birthday, I wish you Pepsi, Fanta, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, and always eye-catching birthday wishes.

94. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday! birthday wishes

95. Bright candlelight is a happy birthday. Lucky you, tomorrow will be better! birthday wishes

96. I hope the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will always stay, and you will always laugh. Happy birthday, health and happiness! birthday wishes

97. Another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday! birthday wishes

On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; I wish you a happy birthday.

99. On your birthday, I sent you happy notes as a gift. I wish you a happy and safe year in Amanome.

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