A hilarious joke (not a cold joke)

One day, the son went over and asked his father.

Son: Dad, why does it seem more comfortable for men to have sex with women?

Dad: Think about it. Is it comfortable to dig nose excrement with your fingers or your hands?

Son: Then why do they seem to be in pain when they are raped?

Dad: If you walk in the street and someone comes to pick your nose, do you feel comfortable?

Son: Why doesn't that man like wearing condoms?

Dad: Do you like to wear gloves to dig nose excrement?

Son: Then why don't women have sex when they have their period?

Dad: Do you pick your nose when you have a nosebleed?

A man came back half a day with a prescription from a female doctor and asked, "What about 13?" The female doctor smiled and said, "Not 13, but B-ultrasound." The man was furious and said, "Shit, your' B' score is too wide!"

There is a couple in a small mountain village. Women are beautiful, men are ugly, and women are coquettish. She hooked up with a young man in the village. Her husband noticed it slowly, but couldn't find any evidence. One day, he finally figured out a way to pretend to go out to visit relatives and say that he would not go home at night. His wife saw it and invited her lover to his house at night. When he blew the lamp, the man slipped in. I only heard two people kicking and urinating in the room, and the woman was fine. She repeatedly called, "Ah ... Oh ... Oh ... Stronger ... Stronger ... You make me feel good ... I'll give you a pair of cloth shoes ..." Her husband flew into a rage when he heard this outside! ! Stand up and shout at the room: "Do it! Fuck her! Fuck her! I will buy you a pair of leather shoes! !

On the bus, a young man saw a beautiful woman with a low collar and spring leaked out. He joked,' It's really a place where peach blossoms bloom.' Hearing this, the beauty lifted her skirt and said,' There is still room for you to have children and raise me!

The little girl always shows off her new toys to the little boy. The little boy had no choice but to take off his pants and say, you will never have this! The girl also took off her pants and said, my mother said that as long as you have this, you can have as many things as you want!