Chinese character joke

When it comes to Chinese characters, people will think of thick textbooks and neat square characters that they have never finished reading since childhood. But in fact, the Chinese characters bearing the 5,000-year civilization of China are not always simple and heavy. The following is a Chinese joke story that I carefully arranged. Welcome to reading. I hope you will like it.

Chinese joke stories 1 joke stories about Chinese characters 1;

Hemingway didn't know the China people's "where! Where! " This is a self-deprecating word. Once when he attended a wedding, he politely praised the bride as beautiful, and the groom on the side said on behalf of the bride, "Where! Where! " Unexpectedly, this foreign man was shocked! So he used China's straightforward words: "Hair, eyebrows, eyes, ears, nose and mouth are beautiful!" As a result, the audience burst into laughter

Joke stories about Chinese characters 2:

Hemingway said to the translator, "Your China is wonderful, especially in writing. For example, "China defeated the United States" means that China won; China defeated the United States, which means that China won. In a word, victory will always belong to you. "

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At a banquet for Hemingway, the Chinese representative politely told him that when a light meal was prepared for him tonight, the foreign man looked at the table full of delicacies and said in surprise, "If this is a light meal, it is really a shit meal." I lost my appetite all night.

China joke story 2 1. A foreigner came to China and gave himself a China name, Mao Wei. He is looking for a job in China. He came to a company and a man asked him, "What's your last name?" He replied, "My last name is Wei." "Wei what?" "Why? Why am I surnamed Wei? Needless to say? "

One day I went to a restaurant to eat jiaozi with a foreign friend.

The beautiful service lady came to ask. Friends always miss any opportunity to practice Chinese and say, "How much is it to sleep?"

The young lady was very embarrassed, so she was very angry. I quickly explained that he was asking jiaozi how much.

3. There is a Mr. Huang, whose son is Huang Jun. He often takes the No.8 bus with his son, so there are often such funny scenes: Mr. Huang takes his son to the station and sees a No.8 bus entering the bus station in the distance, and immediately shouts to his son around him: Huang Jun, run, No.8 is coming!

There was a man named Shuang, and one day he died. His family burst into tears at home: "Cool! Cool! " Their neighbors saw it and asked them what was going on. They said, "Great, great."

Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said, "My door is made of plastic." The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of wicker. Lao Zhang said, "My door is a wooden door." The door of Lao Wang's house is made of brick. Lao Wang said, "My door is a brick door." The door of the Liu family is made of steel. Liu said: "You talk, I'll go first!"

5. The students in Teachers College said: I am from Teachers College. The students of the Railway Institute said: I am from the "Iron Institute". The students in vocational colleges said: I am from vocational colleges. The students of the technical college said: You talk, I'll go first.

China joke story 3 1. In a small county, due to development problems, even the teacher's Mandarin is not standard. Go to physical education class one day. The PE teacher shouted, "It's all soybean oil. Pay attention to stew wonton neatly! . "(Attention, all teammates, line up.

2. In a busy market, a fish seller shouted, "Fresh fish!" At this moment, a bubble gum seller immediately shouted:

"bubble sugar! Hearing this, the fish seller said to the sugar seller, "Hey, why did you say my fish was ruined? "They are more noisy more fierce. Just then, a seller of bean sprouts shouted again: "bean sprouts!" " A security guard came up and asked, "Who else is quarreling with them?" It happened that an avocado seller shouted "avocado!" After listening to this, the security guard said, "All right, let's take you four with us! "

3. The coach said, "Class One kills chickens, Class Two steals eggs, and I'll cook porridge for you." One kind of shooting, the other kind of bombing. Let me show you. )

In ancient times, there was a newly appointed county magistrate who asked his housekeeper to buy a bamboo pole. Because the county magistrate is a foreigner and his accent is different from that of the locals, the housekeeper went to the market to buy pig liver as soon as he heard that the bamboo pole was pig liver, and blackmailed two pig ears into his pocket. After coming back, the county magistrate was furious and said, "Who told you to buy pig liver? Where are your ears? " ? ! "Hearing this, the housekeeper got a fright. She took two pig ears out of her pocket and said, "These are two ears. "

5. A foreign girl married to China. At breakfast, she was told, "Dip it."

She stood up at once and was told, "Take a dip!" Confused, she said indignantly, "Let me eat standing up. I have stood up. Where should I stand? "

Chinese character jokes set 4. A clever argument of a clever man.

Legend has it that there was a talented man from the south of the Yangtze River who first arrived in Beijing and wanted to see what was new, so he wandered around. He accidentally strayed into the Royal Garden and was found and arrested by the official on duty. At the moment, he asked the gifted scholar, "Where is your evil?" Dare to enter the forbidden area! "

The gifted scholar reported his name and origin. Unexpectedly, the official knew that he was harmless, but he deliberately wanted to play a trick on him, so he said, "Oh, it turned out to be a genius. I hear you are good at telling jokes. If you can tell me a joke and make me laugh, I will let you go. However, only one word is allowed. If you can't say it, you will be offended and supervise you! "

How to say a joke in one sentence? The official thought it stumped the other side. Who thought that person thought for a long time and suddenly blurted out, "Bullshit!"

Hearing this, the official suddenly got angry: "What? ! "

"Bullshit!" The gifted scholar certainly nodded, "It's just' fart'!"

"What do you mean?"

Seeing that the official's face became angry and confused, the man respectfully explained, "Suit yourself, suit yourself."

Hearing this, the official couldn't refute it for a moment, and he couldn't help admiring the wit of the gifted scholar. He immediately smiled and let go of his wit.

Second, loquat and pipa

Once upon a time, there was a playboy who was lazy and didn't study hard since he was a child. He often reads white and writes typos, which makes a lot of jokes.

One day, his wife was ill and wanted to eat loquat. He sent a servant to buy it. The servant was dumb, so he wrote a note and gestured for the servant to go to the fruit stall to buy something to eat. The mute can't read, so he went to the fruit stand and handed the note up. The fruit seller smiled at first sight, pointed to the opposite musical instrument store and told him to buy it there.

When the mute entered the music shop, the shopkeeper was happy at first sight, and wrote another sentence on the note: "This thing doesn't weigh three kilograms, so it can't be sold." The dumb man came back with a note, and constantly chauffeured became angry when he saw that he had returned empty-handed. The dumb man handed me the note, and constantly chauffeured became even angrier: "Why can't it be sold?"? What nonsense! " His wife looked at the note and burst out laughing. It turns out that constantly chauffeured wrote loquat into pipa. She picked up a pen and wrote a poem:

"Loquat is not this kind of pipa, only blame poor literacy. If the pipa can bear fruit, the city will be full of drums and flowers. "

Conclusion: Whether it is solemn official documents, historical books that strive for accuracy, or poems with rich rhetoric, they are all interesting gossip in the streets after a meal. No matter what genre, it is written in Chinese characters and can be written in Chinese characters. Chinese characters are truly rooted in people's daily life, and are integrated with national culture, forming an inseparable connection, so they can be used today and last forever.

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