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1, a person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard and all you can get out is a fart.

2. Half the troubles in life are caused by saying "yes" too quickly or saying "no" too slowly.

After the salary is paid, if you are arrogant for a week, you will save for a week and expect for a week. This month will pass.

4. The teacher talks nonsense, just keeps chewing.

I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

6. The teacher's classic lie: I treat both good students and poor students equally.

7. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

8. Live fish will swim against the current, while dead fish will drift with the current.

9. The so-called missing is just one's wishful thinking.

10, heaven and earth are righteous, but no money is meaningless.

1 1. How cheap does a person have to be to deserve you?

12, taking a shower, please don't disturb, please buy a ticket for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20% for groups!

13, "Overwork leads to arm nerve compression", "Talking to people" and "Don't want to do homework"

14. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

15, when she walked out of the examination room, she cried and said, "Mathematics is so difficult that I can't go to the same university as you!" He: "I knew you wouldn't. I didn't do any big problems later. "

16, although I am fat, but when it comes to losing weight, it is a set of things.

17, "It doesn't matter if the three views are not correct, the five senses will ruin you!" After reading it, I was ashamed. ...

18, Tomb-Sweeping Day, it's not easy for students to take a vacation these days, and even taking a vacation should be moved by their ancestors.

19, many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

20. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

2 1, I am so poor, why am I fat? I don't know how this meat grows. This problem has puzzled me for many years.

22. How wonderful the world would be if scores could rise like house prices.

23, shoot people, of course, shoot horses first, and buy a house first when you get married; It is said that if you catch a thief first, you must coax your mother-in-law; If you want your girlfriend to accompany you, drink good wine with your father-in-law!

24. In devil training, girls look at boys and boys look at animals.

25, don't always watch AV, and don't look at what is behind the letters a and v on the keyboard!

26. Tomb-Sweeping Day climbed the grave and sang "Come back soon!"

27. Don't treat me like a common people telling the story of the underworld.

28. Loving you is a decision I have no regrets in my life. All the stars in the sky are my eyes staring at you. No matter how it ends, I know: I love you the most in my life!

When I was a child, my deskmate lent me a video tape. I opened it and it said, "Teenagers under 18, please accompany your parents to watch". Then I quickly called my parents. Later, I was black and blue all week.

30. Learning God is brushing questions, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.

3 1, I won't go to see netizens unless the country changes monogamy.

32. Have you ever thought of someone who makes you want to cry? -Yes, creditors.

33. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.

34, evil new society, why not arrange marriage?

35. A game is really tiring. Practice before going to work every day, and it tastes good in the morning. At noon, I must get drunk. I often hurt my liver and stomach when I practice, and I always say that I am innocent when I sleep and practice my dreams.

36. My cat has thick fur. Can you take care of it for me?

37. Life is short. With interesting people, like me.

38. I've been wondering why teachers should invite parents, a person who has never even educated minors and wants to educate adults.

39. Cold is just a word. I'm only gonna say this once. I know you'll use snot instead.

40. Lao Ban, don't bother to change my table. I can talk anywhere.

4 1, I want to share an umbrella with you (next88) and spend every hot summer and rainy day!

42.m: Every time I miss you, the star will drop a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. Woman: Every time I think about you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

43. I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters. (This is cruel ...)

44. It turns out that Superman died like this. It was so cold that he flew and froze to death.

45. How can one say one thing and do another? -I will bring a set at the critical moment.

46. When I was drunk, I refused to obey anyone. I only hold the wall.

47. On the day you left, I decided not to cry. I braved the wind and tried not to blink.

48. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

49. Yesterday I changed my automatic reply to "Then what?" Then I chatted with him at the same table all afternoon and was beaten the next day.

50. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

5 1. We all like each other, but why are we embarrassed to look at each other when we meet?

52. Try to match with the classmates around you, and you will save a lot of money in the future.

53. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1300 million people. You can't find one of the four multiple-choice questions right.

54. Earned 200 million, once lost memory, once remembered.

55. "Come out, I want to talk to you about something." "About what?" "love."

56. Do you know why you have no date? Because in this season, you are wearing a pair of autumn trousers.

57. I am very happy because the boy I like is at my desk.

Every time I teach Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gives me a foot.

59. I remember that I was single or noble two years ago, and how I became a dog these two years.

60. The most exclusive thing in the world is homework. No matter how you ignore it, it will still follow you.

6 1, I have always envied my deskmate, envied her having such a good deskmate.

62. Some people say that they will kill the teacher with homework, as if you can switch to the action industry.

She's mine. Don't touch her! If it is damaged, you can't pay. If you feel cute, forward it!

64. It's the annual college entrance examination, and I'm only five points short of being admitted to Tsinghua. Think of it as tears. I think that year, my score in Tsinghua was 695, and I got 69.

65. Drink the medicine, pass the bottle, hang yourself with a rope, and jump off the building with a small handkerchief.

66. I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

67. What do you do if you want to cry but don't want to be seen by others? -Cover people's eyes with your hands.

68. Don't go whoring or gambling, help open a drugstore.

69. Tell me ten sentences without dirty words, which only shows that you are not familiar with me.

70. Having been single for a long time, I have a deep resentment towards society. When cooking jiaozi, two people who are stuck together must be forcibly separated. ...

7 1, Altman was in class one day. If there is a problem, he raises his hand ... the teacher died. ...

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend me a good boyfriend.

73. Wear Prada's Devil and live a "vivid" life. Walking dead, the living live "vividly".

74. Don't play with me, or I'll play along.

As long as someone respects me, I begin to doubt human dignity.