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Excerpts from wonderful books on unofficial history, Fish and Sheep.

On the day of 20 1 1, bin Laden was killed by American troops. This incident is still raging in the United States, because the man who killed bin Laden published a book and was then prosecuted by the Ministry of National Defense for leaking state secrets. 《9? 1 1 "has been hanging over the American and western people. Later, many things proved that bin Laden could not manipulate all terrorist organizations, but everyone felt that all terrorist attacks seemed to be done by bin Laden. As long as bin Laden was there, it seemed that there would never be peace. Therefore, no matter where the Americans hit, they must dig up bin Laden.

There is a slight problem in the translation of bin Laden's name. His name is OsamabinLaden, followed by his father's name bin. What are the names of his whole family, including his brothers and sisters? Bin Laden, so his name should actually be translated into Osama. His name is so similar to that of Obama that when bin Laden was killed, the American media made a joke because of excitement, and it was directly played on TV that Obama bin Laden was killed.

The American people are right about "9? 1 1 "hatred is deep," 9? More Americans died in 1 1 "than in Pearl Harbor. No matter how much taxpayers' money the United States spends, whether it is100000000 dollars per month or10000000000 dollars per month (in fact, every month10000000000 dollars is spent in Iraq), bin Laden must be caught, and finally the Americans killed him. Bin Laden did not escape to a place in Central Asia. People there all look alike, so he can sell mutton kebabs, call it a day and move on. But bin Laden didn't.

Actually, for killing Ben? The U.S. government is wily towards bin Laden. I guess the American government already knows where he is, but it's not in a hurry to kill him. It will wait until the president is re-elected. There is a problem in a democratic society. Politicians always have a nerve in their minds, and that is elections. When the government introduces every policy and does everything, it must consider what this has to do with the election and what it can do to help them. I guess the president of the United States will often ask, "How is Comrade Bin Laden recently?" "I have eaten well recently and don't go out." "Ok, keep it." The president was not ordered to be executed until he was ready to run for re-election. According to Muslim custom, the dead must be buried within 24 hours, so after bin Laden was killed, he was buried at sea first, and then he could take the body back to the United States for everyone to see. Until now, there are still many conspiracy theories in the United States, saying that bin Laden was not killed. During the Republic of China, there were two famous monks and Su, both of whom were very talented people. Maybe a gifted scholar can see through the world and the world of mortals when he studies to a certain extent, and he may escape into an empty net. Sue translated Byron's poems with China's beautiful poems, which are a bit like Song of the South in some places. This is the best translation I have ever read. Sue, who grew up abroad, is a very complicated person. Before he died in his thirties, he said, "Everything has feelings." Another master, Li Shutong, that is, Master Hongyi, also said a word when he died: "Sorrow and joy meet." What people say before they die is actually a person's final view of the world. Whenever I read these two sentences, I find it difficult.