202 1 The funniest joke

1. God gave me a broad face just to enlarge my beauty.

Shut up and spread your legs. In the end, you will find that your face is big.

3. "Why is mother-in-law more difficult than girlfriend?" "Because my mother-in-law was cheated once!"

4. What is the generation gap? I just put on my new clothes and walked around in front of my mother and said, mom, is there a model? Mom gave me a look and said, yes, in the pot, help yourself.

Which expert can help me figure out when I can have a lot of money? God replied: When your family went to your grave. ...

6. Wife: Husband, the typhoon is coming! You must hold me tight. What will they do if I blow into other people's homes? Husband: You can forget it! Just like you, people will send you back against the wind!

7. Today, Lao Zhang was very sad when he returned to the unit after his physical examination. He asked him what happened and said, My son didn't do well in the exam. Ask him how many points he got in the exam. Lao Zhang said: blood pressure in several courses is not as high as that of Lao Zi!

8. I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. So beautiful and lovely, are you willing to live up to it and spoil it?

9. Girls delete their ex's contact information in order to get rid of the past and start a new life. Boys delete ex-girlfriends, there is no need to ask, it must be forced by the incumbent.

10. If a friend who chats well with you online suddenly ignores you, you should reflect: Are you taking a selfie online?

1 1. In my twenties, some people lost their jobs, others lost their poverty, but I lost the reins and ran like a husky.

12. Some people say that a man's career is inversely proportional to his looks. I looked in the mirror with a lucky attitude. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.

13. I will try my best, or others will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

14. Be nice to your boyfriend after you find him. Don't bully him Hurt him. This is not good for him. After all, he is blind.

15. Modern people keep saying that they don't like to make phone calls, but in fact they can't find anyone to make phone calls. Look through your phone records, only advertisements, scams and express delivery.

16. How did your parents stop you from puppy love? Classmate A: "No money." Classmate B: "Turn over the phone." Classmate C: "Gave me this face."

17. Don't trust a foodie who says he wants to lose weight. When she said this, she must have just had enough.

18. What kind of ugly duckling will become a swan? Don't forget, the ugly duckling is a swan, and it can't be changed if it falls among ducks.

19. Time is a butcher knife. Tell it to handsome people. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them.

20. The doctor said to the old lady who saw the doctor, "You are a little anemic, so you should eat more iron-rich things when you go home." Old lady: "I have no teeth. I can't chew anything a little harder. "

2 1. Just now, someone told me that "you will be the richest man in the world", and it felt as if life had been ruined. I'm so bored.

22. We can't extend the length of life, but we can broaden the width of life. It means: we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely.

23. Have you considered each other's feelings every time you swear? Anyway, I do. I try not to use dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand.

24. I call you baby when I chase you, baby when I get it, daughter-in-law when I am happy, crazy when I quarrel, rolling my legs when I am angry, and don't ink when I am upset. This is a man, how lively and vivid.