Who has a joke that can make my wife laugh?

1, my husband and I usually joke around and fool around. On this day, my husband and I were shopping in the store, and he squatted on the cigarette cabinet to choose cigarettes. I wandered around the store and saw him lying there for a while, ready to tell him to go, so I went over and gave him a hard buckle. Pay attention to his P eye, Nima! ! I looked back at a wretched, terrified middle-aged man. Her husband was shocked, and so was the shopkeeper. Then it's over. I've never been to that store again, and I haven't taken a shit!

2. Go to my girlfriend's house for dinner one day.

My girlfriend's mother gave me a bottle of coke to drink, and my girlfriend grabbed it and said, "He can't drink this."

I also naturally catered to "Yes, no drinking, killing sperm" .....

At that time, the world was quiet.

3. Don't let your boyfriend smoke, and always check whether his hands taste. ...

Later, I finally knew what the disposable chopsticks he carried with him were for.

In junior high school, one of the physical examinations was color blindness. Take a notebook for example, each page is a pattern made up of small pieces of different colors. I don't know if everyone is the same. Some are numbers, some are stick figures. We went up one by one and reported what we saw to the doctor. It's usually nothing serious. After all, we have started physical examination since primary school. As a result, a classmate usually studies super hard. He went up and took a notebook and adjusted his glasses. He said something that made us all fall, "A pile of broken glass."

5, once I stayed in the dormitory for a long time, I stayed in front of the computer for a long time and installed the program while eating instant noodles, and then watched the progress bar finally installed. The computer jumps out of the small prompt box "Do you want to start now?" The following is the choice of yes andno. I was holding a bowl in my left hand and chopsticks in my right hand, and I didn't have a hand to point the mouse at all. Then, I subconsciously looked at the prompt box and nodded. ..............

The computer is broken. ...