What are the ancient jokes in the second volume of grade five?

Old lady: "You said my son sells salt? My son polishes shoes, not sells salt. "

Japan: "I ask again, is your son anti-United?"

Old lady: "You asked my son to borrow money. My family hasn't cooked for several days, so I have money to lend it to you! " "

2. Don't people often say, "Is there a road in Shushan?"

Qin Shihuang showed us the easiest way to climb the mountain of books:

"Burn books ..."

In fact, as a man, the most pitiful thing is Tang Priest. People around him, whether friends or enemies, hope that he will die soon!