What are the interesting Chinese characters such as homophonic idioms, word puzzles, ancient poems, couplets, and jokes?

Joke: Once, there was a meeting in a township, and I just heard the radio saying: "Comrades, fellow villagers, don't want pickled cucumbers and pickles! (Comrades, fellow villagers, don't want pickles) Citizens, don't talk, the meeting is now!)"

The host said: "Pickles, sausages and pickled melons. (Now let's ask the township chief to speak.)" The township chief said: "

The dog has eaten today’s meal, and everyone is a big bastard. (Today’s meal is enough, let’s all use big bowls.)”

Afterword:

Throw away the meat pot. Entering the river----------drowsy. (Meat and meat are heavy).

The bastard has chicken feathers in his belly------He returns home like an arrow. (The turtle's heart is like an arrow).

There is a cave behind the temple----------it's wonderful. (The temple is clear).

The longevity star Qi Xianhe----------no way out. (No more deer).

Put down 18 yuan twice------I’ve heard about it for a long time. (Nine texts and nine texts).

The girls in the dyeing room don't wear white shoes - naturally. (Self-dyed).

Tie pigtails at the back------violation of law and discipline. (The tail hair is messy).

The stove turned over----------unfortunately. (Pour coal).

The rice pot is smoking------------Confused. (The rice is mushy).

Traveling to the West Lake, picking up tin pots, dropping the tin pots in the West Lake, cherishing the tin lake

Going to Nanping, selling blue bottles, blue bottles, and getting the rare blue bottles in Nanping

Nantong Prefecture, Beitong Prefecture North and South Tongzhou leads to North and South

Reading in Spring and Reading in Autumn Reading in Spring and Autumn Reading in Spring and Autumn

East pawn shop West pawn shop East pawn shop East and west pawn shop

Wangjiang Tower, watch the river flow, watch Looking at the river flow from the bottom of the river tower, the river tower lasts forever, and the river flows forever

The moon well reflects the moon's shadow, the moon well reflects the moon's shadow, the moon well reflects the moon's shadow for thousands of years

Poetry competition, poetry competition, poetry competition, poetry competition, poetry competition, poetry talent competition, poetry competition is peerless

Baita Street, Huang blacksmith, burning red furnace, burning black charcoal, emitting green smoke, flashing Blue light, tempered purple iron, sitting north and facing south to hunt things

Tsui Bay, bitter farmers, wearing Liangli, hunched over in the hot sun, sweating salty, cutting sweet cane, raising wives, teaching children and raising grandchildren

Look at the sky, look at the sky, look at the sky every day when you have time

It’s hard to ask for help, it’s hard to ask for help, it’s hard to ask for help when everyone is in trouble

The New Year is hard. It’s hard to celebrate the New Year, and it’s hard to pass the year every year

A cup of tea can quench the thirst of the Yuan Dynasty

Two pieces of heavenly music, the heart of a happy musician

Seven The wonderful music of strings, the sound of Yue Yue Fu

The charcoal is removed from the salt, and the black and white are clear and parallel.

The bamboos are horizontal and vertical, and the green and yellow are not connected to the short and long curtains

The horizontal bamboos Ma vertical, green and yellow intertwined soft and hard curtains

The moon shines on the screen window, everyone is bright and bright

The wind blows the flower garden, and bursts of plum blossoms and orchids

Smoke Along the colorful eaves, there is smoke and swallows' eyes

The fog covers the bird house and there is no fog

Lonely and cold, the window is empty and I am a widow

A handsome beauty is alone

Iron The Three Treasures of Gold, Jade and Silver Mountain in the West of Wengcheng

Confucius, Mencius and Mozi, a saint in Huaxia Junior High School

The upper hook is the old man, the lower hook is the test, the old test is the boy student, and the boy student is the old boy

One person is great, two people are heaven, heaven is great, and humanity is greater than heaven

Tap water in Shanghai comes from the sea

Xuankong Temple in Shanxi hangs in the west mountain

Move your chair and lean against the tung trees to enjoy the moon together

Waiting for the lantern and climbing into the pavilion to study books

Split words:

If there are insects in the water, it will be turbid; if there are fish in the water, you will fish. , water water water, rivers and lakes.

Below the wood is the foundation, and above the wood is the end. The wood is wood, and there are many pines, cypresses and camphors.

Looking at the wood in the door at leisure

Thinking about the fields in the heart

Sands appear when there is little water

It is made of earth embankments

Silkworms are insects in the world

Hong is a bird by the river

Three stones broke through the Lei Bridge

Separate the way out on two mountains

Freezing rain sprinkles people from two points to the east and three points to the west

Cut and divide the guests with seven horizontal and eight vertical knives

The mouth of the world and the mouth of the sky are determined to swallow me

among the people The king is on the side and the king intends to take full office

If you don't understand, you will be split into two pieces

If you cut off your 20 heads, you will be punished by eight knives

Feng Erma tamed three horses Feng Zun, the Five Horse Lords

I have people and Yin, no one, Yi and Yin, one person is Yuan Zai

The ancient tree withered, this wood becomes firewood

A good girl is better than a good girl

A man who was once a monk cannot become a Buddha

A woman is humbled as a maid and can also be called a slave. Old Dong is from Henan. He came to the south to have breakfast. As soon as he entered the door, he asked: "Miss. Sleeping (dumplings) )How much does it cost per night (bowl)?" The waiter was very unhappy and said: "No. Only steamed buns." The old Dong said: "Oh, you can also touch (the steamed buns)." The waiter was extremely angry and scolded: "Rogue!" Old Dong was extremely surprised: "Sixty cents? That's too cheap!" Grandpa eats Coptis chinensis - Kuye (ye)

Go up a short ladder to a high room - take a walk Not Shangyan (eaves)

The nun in the nunnery - Bufu (husband)

Boiled up the lamp oil - heartburn (core)

The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea No need for a boat - own method (crossing)

Fried green onions with cabbage leaves - kiss (green) up plus kiss (green)

Those who collect firewood go down the mountain - worry (salary)

Tearing the beard in a fight - Qian (pulling) Xu (beard)

Missing the bird - Fei (flying)