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Wang Xiaobo's joke

1. When people are young, the biggest headache is to decide what to do with their lives.

The secret of life is to remain stupid, but you can't know how stupid you are.

I hate my lukewarm thinking. Maybe I am a bad person, but as long as you kiss me, I will become better.

4. foaming at the mouth, making a big value judgment on others, the level is very low.

The so-called great cause is to make dreams come true.

It is unbearable to be treated as a fool by a pig. -Quoted from Wang Xiaobo

7. I have low requirements for myself: I live in this world just to understand some truth and meet some interesting things. If I can do as I wish, my life will be successful.

8. Only those who know that their wisdom is worthless are the smartest.

9. People living in the world can't tell happiness from pain. So I just hope it is true.

10. Say I don't care about what I don't believe. This is my way of maintaining my dignity.

1 1. Life is a slow process.

12. Life is nature, so you need to listen attentively.

13. Life is like a bare sow shelf.

14. Leaders are always like this. The more things you shouldn't have, the more you want them.

15. A person's happiness or sadness, as long as it is not fake, must have its reasons. You can share his happiness and sympathize with his sadness, but you can't tell him how to treat him, because it is against human nature.

16. Nothing is an opponent of love, except love.

17. When I walk on one road, I always think about things on the other road. At this time, my heart is in chaos.

18. There are only two kinds of people in this world from beginning to end: one is like me and the other is not like me.

19. Calm down and think of you, and feel that everything is incredible.

20. This is not cheap, this is love.

2 1. Imagination is not interesting, but it is reasonable and novel.

22. When people smile for no reason, they are either bored or miserable.

23. Intellectuals never know what to say, which is not euphemistic enough.

24. I think low IQ, paranoia and poor thinking are the biggest evils. According to this standard, when others say that I am the most kind, I am the most evil; When others say I am the most evil, I am the most kind.

25. Truth is straightforward and hard, but a little softness is not truth.

26. If only simple people could treat what they don't understand as something that has nothing to do with themselves.

27. Life is a lonely road. You should have an interesting book to kill the journey time. -Quoted from Wang Xiaobo

28. Confidence is always like a tall building, but there are termites in it.

29. In my opinion, whatever you do, you can keep silent.

30. People always have a theme when they are alive, which will haunt you.

3 1. If a person eats the same food and does the same job every day, plus watching eight model operas backwards, the degree of understanding of the next sentence after reading the last sentence is worthy of my greatest sympathy.

I can do anything in my life, but I can't be a person who can distinguish right from wrong by doing nothing.

In this world, you don't have to know everything, just know the best.

I respect your sincerity, but I don't want to impose it on me.

35. The greatest respect for disabled people is not to treat them as disabled people.

China is a special place, that is, people have a sense of responsibility only at home (now at work), but they have no sense of responsibility when they go out.

37. Every night before I go to bed, I will arrange a way to die for myself, and each way is full of poetry.

38. Efforts are to forget what you are doing and just do it.

39. As long as we don't pretend, none of us are naive.

40. Man has the right to reject false sublimity, just as he has the right to refuse to go into the water to catch a straw.

4 1. All this seems to be over, and it seems to have just begun.

42. Dignity means not only that people are respected, but also that people are valuable.

43. I give you my whole soul, together with its quirks, playing small temper, flickering, and 1,800 bad habits. Really annoying, only one thing is good. I love you.

44. I don't want to be sober, I'd rather indulge in indulgence all the time. I don't know the way back, but I would rather pursue it without regret all my life.

45. You are a very lovely person. You really deserve to meet the best people. I really wish I was.

46. My courage and your courage add up, is it enough to deal with the world? Send our voice to the world, I dare not be alone. With you, I dare.

47. Since people are alive, they have the right to ensure the coherence of their thoughts until they die.

48. One of the main reasons why I choose silence is that you seldom know human nature from words, but you can know human nature from silence. If you want to know more, you should keep silent.

49. No matter how mediocre I am, I always feel that my love for you is beautiful.

50. The moral standards of intellectuals should be based on honesty.

5 1. If a person needs to get happiness from thoughts, then his first desire is learning.

52. I really want to learn well. My talent is relatively low, and I don't like what I learn.

53. The so-called effort is to forget what you are doing and just do it.

54. It is better to be treated like a fool with your mouth closed than to dispel all doubts with your mouth open.

55. Dreams are not necessarily the starting point of great undertakings, but every great undertaking must originate from a dream. I'm quite sure about it.

56. All human sufferings are essentially anger at their incompetence.

57. We should be together, otherwise it would be cruel.

58. You are very kind. I really love you. It's a pity that I'm not a poet and can't say anything more beautiful!

59. Whether gay or straight, loyalty to love is always awe-inspiring.

60. This is dangerous. I almost fell in love with you.

6 1. I think that when I see a difference, I think there are good and bad places here. This is a kind of philistine psychology. When you are idle, you always have to buy something and wear it when you go out. This is a facade.

62. People should be the masters of their own lives, not the licensed goods in others' hands.

63. If people regard creativity as a life span, they are actually shortening it. The best way to prolong life is to take the ability to eat and shit as life.

Boys like girls, but no one likes you more than me.

65. The result of careful consideration is often unclear.

66. You are my flag. When I cross everything, I have fallen and fought for eternity.

You can call me a bitch, but you can't call my love a bitch.

68. I wish I were a star: if I could shine, I wouldn't be afraid of the dark. If I am so beautiful, all my fears will vanish.

69. It is easy for a person to imagine what he doesn't understand.

70. If you often go back to your childhood and think with childlike innocence, many troublesome problems will become easy to solve.

7 1. Have a nice day, and I will wish you a happy tomorrow.

72. Everything is inevitably becoming vulgar.

73. Don't be afraid that all good things will disappear. Let it exist first.

74. I'm not bad now. I have a conscience. My conscience is you.

75. I hope you and I are an endless song.

76. When people are young, they feel that people are everywhere, and other people's business is your business. After middle age, they feel that there is nothing in this world except their families.

77. I am never afraid of offending my friends, because since I am a friend, I am not afraid of offending. If I can't offend, I am not a friend. This is my usual style. From this you can guess why I have so few friends.

78. Sometimes you are sad, and I love you more at this time. I will hug you as long as you don't refuse, and I will tell you why. Is that I don't know why.

79. Is it sad that people walk with tea? Not sad! What's really sad is that people cheated my teacup away when they left.

80. Despair is infinitely beautiful.

8 1. Born as an iceberg, you should love water and wind lightly, and love it wholeheartedly when you accidentally meet another iceberg.

You and I are like two children, around a mysterious jam jar, tasting it bit by bit to see how sweet it is.

83. Some things in this world are designed for you to regret after you do it, so no matter what you do, don't regret it.

84. The pain of others is the source of art. If you suffer, you will only become the source of other people's art.

85. If you live long, find an interesting one. -Quoted from Wang Xiaobo

86. The favorite thing to do is to talk about others with the existing moral system. As mentioned above, this is a medieval heritage.

87. People should build a beautiful spiritual life for their remaining energy.

88. Cultural anthropology points out that people with different cultures and values will misunderstand each other. When you are doing one thing, he thinks you are doing something else.

89. The traditional literati in China, except for a little culture, are similar in character to the widowed old woman in her twenties in a remote mountain village.

90. Mr Russell said that polymorphism is the source of happiness.

9 1. One is to be an upright person, and the other is to be a happy person.

92. In those days, no matter how much energy you spent on anything, there was always no result in the end, because it was only an era of flowering and fruition.

93. People can't know themselves easily, because all the senses are external.

94. Do you know the secret of genius? That is to do only one thing forever.

95. I can't forgive myself for being cheated by a mean person and being cheated by a kind-hearted imbecile.

96. Everything I said has passed. There seems no need to remain silent.

97. This indifference makes me sad, but I also agree that it keeps a distance from people with ulterior motives.

98. I tell you, you are really a great person. I can't find you anywhere in the world. That's very kind of you.

99. It is not enough for a person to have this life. He should also have a poetic world. I always thought there was Hugo's fraternity, Bernard Shaw's wisdom, Roman? Roland said what beauty is so clearly that people should not be ignorant anyway.

100. Dare to say that you are innocent, which is the biggest sin in itself. In my opinion, everyone's nature is lazy and lewd. Diligence and thrift are guilty of affectation, which is more hateful than laziness and lewdness.

10 1. It seems that time flies is everything to a person, and the rest are happy and unfortunate moments. -Quoted from Wang Xiaobo

102. There are many good people in the world, but you are the most important one. I will love you forever if you like. If you don't want to, I will miss you forever.

103. Irene Brockovich just refused fate's arrangement until she changed her mind and put forward something I could accept.

104. It is easy for a person to grieve himself in your position.

105. Some people's pleasure in life is to find other people's moral problems and then hope that others will have bad luck.

106. Wisdom always points to nothingness, from which knowledge and beauty are born.

107. Is my courage and your courage enough to deal with the world?

108. After removing my sense of humor, I came to a conclusion from the past years that people can't be partial when they live in the world; It takes a little effort to keep yourself on the rational track.

109. Please don't eat me. I'll sing you a nice song.

1 10. As we all know, people can mate donkeys with horses, which is against the nature of these two animals. As a result, mules were born, but they could not bear children, indicating that things that go against nature cannot last long.

1 1 1. I love you selflessly.

1 12. Some things have passed at once, and some things have not passed for a long time.

1 13. As a China person, the greatest pain is to endure others pushing others, which is more painful than anyone else in the world.

1 14. I tell you, when I think of you, I will smile at this ugly face.

1 15. I think this is why I'm here. Since it exists, you can't pretend it doesn't exist. I'm responsible for myself anyway.

1 16. So I think that everyone has his own essence, and if he puts it in the right place, it will shine. My essence is hooligans and bandits.

1 17. If a book can't influence readers' values, then it has no meaning of existence.

1 18. My heart is useless. I am as lonely as a crooked tree on the main road.

1 19. The sky is full of stars, like an ice rain.

120. People have several good things, living better and feeling better, which is frivolous. It's sad to have to destroy these beautiful things. It's not frivolous.

12 1. Actually, I'm not as naive as I look.

122. The beauty of young people lies in their courage and their great prospects.

123. Habits are terrible, just like people are used to air, fish are used to water, and I am used to loving you.

124. The worst thing they can do is to let me do the last thing I want to do. -Wang Xiaobo's Classic Quotations

125. The so-called vulnerable groups are people who have something to say. It is because these words are not spoken, so many people think that they do not exist or are far away.

126. Don't be afraid to lose me. I am willing to be with you, but if I have the freedom to be with you, you should keep your freedom right.

127. The reason here is simple: money can buy freedom.

128. Suppose there is a field where both modest people and reasonable people find it too difficult and ambiguous, then the people who speak it must be shallow and arrogant.

129. I only ask you to tell me if I can get you. I'm not too stupid, but I can do many things.

130. I want to find some loud sentences, as clean as moonlight.

13 1. Thinking is the key to the future of mankind, so in this world, people who can think surpass human beings.

132. If a person is not a radical at the age of twenty, he will never achieve anything in his life; If he is still a radical at the age of thirty, he won't achieve much.

133. I'd rather be a Socrates who thinks he knows nothing and feels the joy of seeking knowledge than a wise Confucian who suffers from inaction.

134. People live in the world and cannot be biased; It takes a little effort to keep yourself on the rational track.

135. In short, I have Platonic love for you.

136. Without money, social status and culture, it is difficult for people to control their own destiny.

137. People must live an acceptable life, which is precisely the driving force for him to change everything.

138. Reason is like chastity. If it is lost, it will never exist. As long as something happy happens, optimism will come back.

139. I am not a sad knight. I can't think, sigh, sing or serenade at all. He will only walk around anxiously like a wolf in a cage, as if he had a toothache.

140. If a person can't sing, then the songs of the whole world are useless to him; If he can sing, he will certainly sing his own songs.

14 1. I want to improve myself and be perfect for you.

142. Love seems to be over, but it doesn't seem to come. I seem to have won the lottery, and it seems that I haven't won the lottery yet. It seems that all this is over, and it seems that it has just begun.

143. I think lovelorn is like measles. There is no immunity if you don't lose a few times.

144. The biggest sin of intellectuals is to build an ideological prison to imprison themselves.

145. Time is like the moon in the sky, shining on each of us, but everyone's life is different.

146. As soon as you came, I made up my mind to be serious and not to live casually, even if I had to work hard, even if I had to sacrifice.

147. In short, everything is fine, but doing something is human value and dignity.

148. The real achievement is what you earned, not what you distributed. Unfortunately, there is a chorus of vulgar forces in the world. Once someone gives in to it, it will sink forever.

149. I will never love you for the ceremony. I really love you. When I am serious, I feel that I am not bad and my life is not bad. Really, maybe not bad? I think confidence is here.

150. I really don't know how to approach you. You seem to be an unattainable goal. I couldn't figure it out and couldn't catch up, so I sat down and cried.

15 1. Time flies like water is everything a person has. Only this thing really belongs to you. Everything else is a moment of joy and misfortune.

152. If people become commodities, they should cover their faces. -Quoted from Wang Xiaobo

153. When you are alive, you will encounter some good things and some bad things. I can tolerate good things, and I can tolerate bad things. It's good to be an ordinary person like this.

154. People with real prospects are interested in what celebrities are interested in and make achievements on it, not just celebrities.

155. This is a natural habit. It is everyone's extravagant hope to dream from one dream to another and burst into tears.

156. Women always go to the streets like hunters carrying guns into the mountains, but the hunting objects are different.

157. According to the tradition of China, a gentleman is a model of being a man. A gentleman doesn't talk about profit. A gentleman is patient and uncompromising. A gentleman talks but doesn't do it. A gentleman is immune to himself.

158. No one in this world says yes except you.

159. Words teach us a lot, but good and evil speak for themselves.

160. In fact, I can't prove anything except those things that don't need to be proved.

16 1. For the unavoidable things, it is better to like them than not to like them.

162. I think I love you. From now on, I can't be indifferent to you at any time.

163. Why doesn't China have this kind of humor? The reason is obvious. Humor is not allowed here, only prudes are allowed.

164. You must live what you want, otherwise you can only live what you want.

165. Life is like an open book. We hope that the theme of this book will remain the same, and we don't want it to change the topic halfway!

What can life mean? It would be nice to have a little hope.

167. Generally speaking, learning is extremely happy in people's eyes, but it is no fun in our eyes, just like a eunuch facing a harem beauty.

168. Later, I learned that life is a process of being hammered slowly. People grow old day by day, expectations disappear day by day, and finally become like a hammered cow.

169. A person who lives first in this world should be a good person; Second, don't spoil other people's bad habits.

170. In my opinion, anyone who can feel a moment of happiness in this world of endless troubles, hatred and mutual surveillance can be regarded as a poet.

17 1. I have no prejudice against all beliefs in this world. I still admire my teammates for their firm beliefs, but I have to point out that crazy beliefs can lead to paranoia and irrationality.

172. I think that everyone has a part that lives in his own environment, and this part will not die. It will be preserved there for future generations to watch.

173. People live in the world. If you want something, there is nothing. This is called dialectics. So if you really want something, forget it.

174. Even the best invention can't play a role in the hands of fools. It's a pity that there are always so many fools in this world.

175. To reverse human nature, there must be two factors: worthless labor and the threat of violence, both of which are indispensable.

176. It's not my fault, but feelings can't make their own decisions.

177. Instead of dreaming an impossible dream, it is better to wake up early and do what you should do.

178. Lonely and silent, between two bamboo hedges, the hedges are covered with purple morning glory, and a blue dragonfly falls on each flower.

179. My holidays are always dark, just like in the past.

180. If you like, I will love you forever. If you don't like it, I will miss you forever.

18 1. Love is like eating a chocolate-covered popsicle. First chocolate, then ice milk. Finally, there was a dry stick left in his mouth.

182. In the black iron apartment, respect is the greatest hypocrisy, and hypocrisy is the greatest contempt.

183. I want to be your bodhi tree, and you can be mine.

184. But it's too late. Good years have passed, alas, wasted years, not to mention!

185. In this world, most stupidity consists of disguising and making things real.

186. Existence itself has infinite charm, so it is worthwhile to give up all false reputation and floating profits.

187. The world will eventually be silver.

188. If you want to do something or write something, the most important thing is that you don't have to worry about the consequences. As long as you have this condition, you can do whatever you want. You don't need to be beautiful or write well at all.

189. On the earth, pecking order is an eternal truth, but you can also ignore it.

190. Of all the people in this world, I want to be promoted most is myself. This is despicable, selfish and honest.

19 1. Although knowledge can bring happiness, if it is compressed into medicine balls, it will lose fun.

192. The more innocent a person is, the more he hears a statement that is beneficial to him and proves that he has various superior qualities and is the most superior part of mankind, the more he knows nothing about the southeast and northwest and begins to get hysterical.

193. It is not good to be unconventional, but its root is not morality, and the real reason is poverty.

194. Fortunately, people learn not only in books, but also in silence.

195. Scholars from all ages have learned some superficial truths from the classics, and feel that they understand the meaning of the Spring and Autumn Period, stand up and manage the country and judge the right and wrong of the world. As a result, everything is out of order.

196. Fortunately, people study not only in textbooks, but also in silence. This is the main reason why my humanity still exists.

197. Do you know what I was most afraid of when I used to associate with you? I am most afraid of the sneer in your nose. At that time, we had nothing, and nothing could stop us from enjoying the quiet night.

198. Don't refuse what others ask you to do; You should put up with uncomfortable things and don't complain.

199. You don't have to love me, but I love you. This is my destiny.

200. The so-called irrational era is the era when Galileo bowed his head and repented that the earth did not turn, and it is also the era when lavoisier went to the guillotine; That was when Zweig committed suicide by taking poison and when Lao She jumped into Taiping Lake.