Urgent! ! Seeking new year's day program

B: hello, everyone. Let me introduce myself first. My name is XXX. I come from Datong, Shanxi. I am also a freshman. But I am handsome, but I can't see my looks (movements). (Part A)

A: Yo yo, freshman? It doesn't look like it.

B: You see, if I get a chance to see it, I'll look like it. ......

To me, you are like a peanut.

B: Peanuts are ridiculous. Have you ever seen hungry peanuts with glasses? You can't talk in this urgent room. Who are you?

A: You see, a freshman is a freshman. Even I can't tell. I'm a senior three, so you have to call me teacher.

B: what is a senior?

A: What a freshman? I don't even know about immunity. I'm telling you, remember, immunity is nothing Ah, bah, exemptions are your elders, especially freshmen like you, who are new here, unfamiliar with this school and this city, and easily deceived, aren't they? If you regard me as a teacher, no one will lie to you.

B: Great, Brother Shi.

A: Hey, that's right. But you didn't scream for nothing. You have to pay.

Hey, that's good. Give me my money back (reach out).

A: Who pays who? Who gives money to whom? You gave me money.

B: Then why do you need money?

A: Oh, it's an economic society now. Do I have to pay to go to the bathroom? In addition, recognize an apprentice and you won't have to be cheated in the future. That's saving money. Think about it, don't you?

B: That's right. When I got off the train that day, three men and three women surrounded me. I said I was Andy Lau, and I said I wasn't. They don't believe me. How can I not say that I am handsome? They signed autographs, took photos and helped me with my things. Finally, I sent them away, wondering how I looked like Andy Lau. I remember, they took my bag, a group of liars, you say. This time, I have a brother. Let's make a crossroads before the crossroads. how much is it? ]

A: Just 10 yuan.

B: Why are there so many miscellaneous things? Can you reduce it and give me a discount?

A: There is a discount for going to the toilet. "Sorry, I don't have enough money today. Give me a discount, or I'll pay half." I haven't heard of it. Besides, there are not many 10 yuan.

I'd better hand it in.

A: Is that right? How's it going? It's my first time in Harbin.

B: Yes.

What's your impression of Harbin?

B: (crying) Brother, I just want to ask, why are there so many people in this car? It's too crowded. I just bought a pair of white leather shoes, and I was trampled into black sandals as soon as I got on the bus. Look, it's all trampled.

A: You are so stupid. If you have a seat, please sit down quickly.

B: That's a pregnant woman's seat. I took it, and people scolded me and asked me what to do.

This man is a dead man. The world is making rapid progress and miracles are everywhere. If anyone dares to ask, say that the man is pregnant. Sit down.

B: then I'll sit and pull.

A: Please sit down. People must adapt to the environment anywhere. You can't adapt the environment to you, can you? Don't you think so?

B: That's right.

A: Really? If you don't use it, you are an idiot. Do you want to be an idiot?

No.

A: That's right. If you want to find a cheap place and save money in the future, come to me.

B: Brother Shi, I want to ask if this meal can be saved. I spend a lot of money on eating these days.

A: Why? I want to save some money on meals.

B: Is there any way?

Do you really want to save money on meals?

I really want to go.

A: I really want to save it.

I really want to go.

Answer: Please pay 10 yuan.

B: How can I pay for this?

You are a stingy person. After paying this money, how much money can you save for eating?

B: That's right. Just hand it in.

Oh, yes. Listen carefully. What if you want to save money? You buy that cheap one.

B: Huh? Isn't this a lie?

Who are you kidding? Who are you kidding? I am your teacher, how can I lie to you? I'm teaching you to eat healthily. Did a famous scientist say, "If you want to grow taller, eggplant, peppers, meat, radishes and potatoes", it's no use eating that good one.

Which scientist said that?

A: My grandmother.

B: What? Your grandmother.

Your grandmother.

B: You're still lying.

A: Didn't you say you couldn't cheat you? If you want to cheat us, you will cheat others. The other day, a freshman asked me where the bathhouse was. I told him, and then I asked him for the passage to 5 yuan. He said I lied to him and ran away.

Who told you to be a liar? Run, run.

A: No, I followed him quietly and gave him the bathhouse clothes.

B: where are you?

A: What should I do? Someone sent me money naked.

B: (to the audience) I'm asking him something serious, brother. Are the college courses tense?

A: No, no, I have a holiday from Monday to Friday, and I have a rest on Saturday and Sunday. I'm not tired at all.

B: So you don't have to go to class?

Well, you don't know. You can avoid college classes, and playing is the main thing.

Oh, where do you usually play?

You asked me before. Playing is my strong point. Let me tell you: Internet cafes, karaoke bars, game halls, bars, dance halls, billiards halls. There is nothing I can't play except what you can't think of. If you hang out with me in the future, I promise you will have a party every night without class. You don't have to study if you spend a lot of time. You see, I'm red now, and the flowers are blooming. ......

Ah, bah, I see. What nonsense exemptions, scum of the whole school, scum of the society, is it worth your adoptive parents? Are you worthy of your teacher? One day you just want to surf the internet and don't want to go to class. You just want to play games, not study. Do you deserve to be a student? You liar, pay back the money.

A: How much is the repayment? What is money? Go out and see who I am and dare to ask me for money. I'm not in charge of the student affairs office now, and I'm not afraid of the discipline inspection department. I want money.

B: So you're not afraid of being punished?

What am I afraid of? I have been home for two years.

Oh, fired, liar. Pay back the money