Kiku's singing "Leave it alone" is a joke.

Kiku, a strange girl who is keen on shooting herself in the foot.

Starting from the marketing of "a once-in-four-thousand-year-old beauty", this heroism may have been engraved in her bones.

How impressive is it?

Let's see how kiku tells interesting stories about his childhood.

At first, she said, "I only know that I especially liked rice noodles when I was a child. I have a good life, so boring. " This implies the theme of this interview: boredom.

"I remember I loved rice noodles when I was a child", burying my face in a smile.

"I only remember that I especially liked to eat rice noodles from a store, and then my mother wouldn't let me eat rice noodles." I buried my face and looked at X2 with a smile.

"Yes, I just really want to eat a rice noodle, so I said, I said ..." X3 covered her face with a smile.

The director looked at her with a stunned smile and shouted for help. He couldn't help feeling sorry for the reporter for a minute.

Well, it is said that laughing for no reason is a precursor to cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases.

"I told my mother that I would only eat one or two rice noodles, one side or two sides", burying my face in a smile.

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I finally understand that this is a sentence that revolves around the word "rice noodles".

In this case, the video is more intuitive, and the sisters can click in and embarrass the director again.

Feeling after reading it: Thank you, my life has wasted another minute.

It's hard to tie a small bow. Even if you laugh again and again, you should always bury your face for fear of exposing your shortcomings.

I used to think that the fluency of female stars' English interviews was very good, but now I find that Chinese is well organized and powerful.

Fans explained that kiku was telling a joke, but the video released by the original po owner clearly marked the problem as "sharing a childhood story".

Although we can't see this is a story at all.

After the video above was circled, Wang Sicong joined in the fun in accordance with international practice. He praised Weibo for mocking all kinds of "fake" kiku.

This is not the first time he has secretly poked kiku, and their past is complicated enough.

It is said that when Wang Da was young and frivolous, he had been moved for 4,000 years, and made many overtures, but unfortunately he didn't get a response.

SNH48 was invited to a party, and kiku was asked to go by name.

Takashi Kato is a famous Japanese audio-visual actor.

And then hate because of love.

Click No here, because the director has something more interesting to show you.

That is-Zhu Xue.

I don't know if you have found out that kiku's story about rice noodles actually wants to convey an image of "my childhood is naive" and "I am a little girl with a low smile".

In fact, the essence of gathering learning lies in "how to praise yourself quietly, quietly and properly".

Knock on the blackboard! Studying together is a necessary subject to show off beauty/knowledge/ability/family background.

After this law society, you can sweep all the social platforms, and your mother no longer has to worry about finding a boyfriend! ~

First of all, you have to be beautiful unconsciously.

Even if you start to make up and choose clothes to do your hair at 4 o'clock every morning, when someone asks you, you must act like a "I'll wash my face and go out" white rabbit.

When someone praises you: Your eyes are so bright.

You stupid straight man ~ Of course, it's not because of cosmetic contact lenses, but because I'm "in good health" and I have to shoulder my shoulders and make fists. Oh, you see, I'm a woman and I'm not affected at all.

No matter how many times you chew bread, your face must be at a familiar 45-degree angle with the camera.

Show a natural and tall little nose, and then pretend not to know that so many people are watching my delicate appearance, and the years will be quiet.

Always manage the expression, pay attention to smile, don't ask, ask is what women do.

Remember to tattoo a semi-permanent expression when you don't laugh. The main points of this expression are: nodding slightly, frowning slightly, chin retracting, delicate and touching.

Can't a guy like Zhao Ruth look at it? Did you get 0 points in Juxue?

When walking on the road, even if it's just a piece of paper that grazes your cheeks, cover your forehead with your hand and step back at least three steps. Women are weak, understand?

When you go out to play with your good friends, you must hold hands and remember to throw it higher, otherwise others will not see you so beautiful and naive.

Similarly, it is absolutely impossible to cook and cut vegetables. "You see, I have spent all my energy on breastfeeding, but I still can't get rid of it. I am crying O (╥╥) O ",and my pouting expression is even cuter.

But we must do a good job of secrecy, and don't expose our past experience of happily cutting 10 mu of wheat without breathing in our rural hometown.

Such a little girl in Bai Yueguang, which straight man can't protect?

Of course, if you open your eyes and think that 2020 is 20 12, then don't say it easily, it's easy to be beaten.

Charlie's expression is the director's expression.

Although, her dream of 20 12 may be because she will never forget herself.

The above is the part of artistic behavior in "Chrysanthemum Snow", which plays a finishing role in portraying characters.

So what if you want to praise yourself bluntly and don't want others to see your frankness?

Be sure to use the third person, in short, through other people's mouths, your words are more convincing than your own hard words.

Xiao Ju knew this before she made her debut. She introduced herself and said, "Everyone says I am a beautiful woman with extraordinary temperament.".

Did you hear that? The focus of this sentence is not otherworldly, nor is it a temperament beauty, but the words "everyone says".

This means that everyone thinks I am a beautiful woman. If you don't think so, don't doubt it That's your problem.

Xiao Ju used this trick many times in his spare time. In her world, everyone she meets outside can recognize her as a star.

In order to demonstrate this fact, we have to inadvertently release screenshots of others' remarks that they look like stars.

Boy, bully Song Huijing not to understand Chinese?

The director thinks kiku has always been interested in making himself an "atmosphere beauty". Don't get me wrong, it means trying to create all kinds of atmosphere so that others can recognize themselves as beautiful women.

Looking forward to, looking forward to, this bejeweled beauty finally debuted.

You must face all kinds of questioning eyes after you debut, right?

Don't worry, a friend has endorsed her beauty. Juju is just a little fairy who can't * * *, can't retouch, and doesn't eat earthly fireworks.

Beauty, 360 degrees, no dead ends. Is it not * * holding a mobile phone at yourself, the light is better?

There is no need for concave corners at all.

I've never seen a picture.

Uh-huh ...

Of course, one of the main points of "gathering snow" is to cover your ears and steal the clock.

You can't live without a madman. You must firmly believe that you are a beautiful woman. If others don't believe you, try to convince them.

How to convince? As usual, build momentum.

I didn't expect a local tyrant from the Middle East to idolize in a tens of millions-class Maibakh and China recently, but for kiku?

Look at this battle and challenge Ma Yun's rhythm!

It happened less than a year ago. American handsome boy Sven made a video to publicly confess that kiku is true.

Now you don't believe it? Go home and have a look.

In addition to beauty, hair is also a big problem that plagues young people now. According to the national health and family planning commission's hair loss survey, the number of hair loss in China has exceeded 250 million.

In other words, as long as you send more, you win at the starting line.

So in the face of wider and wider head seams, how to create a "king of hair" for yourself?

Leave it alone! Xiao Ju will teach you a little trick.

Let's see the effect of her efforts. Are you envious?

Look at this photo carefully. The hair on the top of the head crosses each other and then crosses.

If you want to get the same hairstyle, you can choose a comb with a sharp handle, preferably the tip of dental floss, and move it slowly over your head to let your hair entangle.

Then separate, and finally spray shaping spray, the hair seam is basically in a semi-invisible state.

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Effects like this are probably one after another, right? This patience ... is absolutely wonderful.

Knocking on the blackboard can only look effortless if you work very hard, and so can being a beautiful woman (remember to bow your head as soon as the wind blows).

After achieving this effect, don't forget to brainwash yourself: my hair is mostly inherited, my hair is mostly inherited, and my hair is mostly inherited.

In this way, when people ask you how to be bald, you can be extremely real and natural, and you will wonder, "Bald? How can you be bald? Why are you bald when you are young? "

After asking three questions, make sure everyone is convinced that you are born with thick hair.

Have a proud head of hair, but also with makeup.

The most common thing in "Chrysanthemum Snow" is "cute and misty makeup", which needs to be used with fairies.

But you can't tell anyone, because this is the secret of beauty you have learned for many years, and mortals can't spy on it.

It's best to mention casually when talking to others. I usually don't wear makeup, so I go out when I'm busy and even forget to wear lipstick.

By the way, a small face is also necessary for a beautiful woman. You should let the whole world know that you have a small face.

What can better set off the size of your face than the mask you wear at the time of the epidemic?

XL mask, you deserve it.

As for other things like shoulder pads and heightening, I won't say anything. This is not used much, and it is not very informative.

Well, after the above steps, you are already a "bow beauty" in everyone's eyes.

But you can't just create an "iceberg beauty", and you have to be grounded occasionally, right?

At this time, you can say with a faint tone and a little helplessness, "I am very ordinary. I will do whatever you do, but I am not a fairy. "

Emotions should be gradual, and in the end you will look at "why do I explain that you don't believe that I am an ordinary person?" Your speechless expression can reflect your unique image in the eyes of everyone.

But!

An unlovable beauty is not a real beauty.

Or that trick, using other people's mouths to highlight their cuteness, such as tooth decay only for the only child (? )

You should have all the characteristics of a child.

It's not good to have a look. It is easy to be called a wooden beauty with an empty head.

At this time, you need to mention the fact that your ability is outstanding, intentionally or unintentionally.

Knowing all this, you have been recognized as a beauty on the online social platform, but don't relax and point out that you have a thin skin.

Only in this way can you prove that everything you do is true, and you can't be a liar.

Otherwise, like this, I have clearly responded to the title of "four thousand years" countless times.

It's embarrassing to forcibly forget your memory and say you didn't explain it.

See here, there must be sisters gaping, in the heart of Agatha worship.

After all, every lonely night, when you lie in bed and order takeout in Addis Ababa to play games, you are worried about the direction of every hair tomorrow.

Such a hard-working beauty, even the angle of each face has been carefully calculated, and it is recommended to be sworn in with the late milk. No one in this world works as hard as they do.

In fact, the director understands her feeling of wanting to be beautiful and her sense of urgency to get ahead, and admires her powerful psychology. She is a werewolf who wants to be beautiful and study hard.