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poisoned by crazy literature

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I got up at this point. The person who gets up at this time is the star of the future. He is the pillar of the country. He is the business tycoon in the urban novel. He is the self-disciplined person who thinks about himself three times every day. He is the blind date. The heart-warming guest on the show is the king of the jungle in nature, the scorner of all ugliness and evil in the world, and the creator of all beauty and goodness in the world

2.

Yes, you understand People, I understand what you understand. I also understand. People understand. People should understand. I understand what you understand. As long as everyone understands, understanding people should understand. I understand what you understand. In this way, the network environment will be full of understanding people who understand what other understanding people understand. Things

3.

Hahahaha, I laughed so hard that I started to scream like a pig. I laughed so hard that my neighbors called the police. I laughed so hard that my mother came and blew my head off. I laughed so hard that the whole neighborhood wore hearing aids. The taxi driver pulled me away and laughed until I held my left foot with my right hand and landed perfectly on the ground with my left hand like a front somersault. I laughed until I had varicose veins and strained my little finger. I laughed until Sima Guang smashed the cylinder and injured himself. I laughed until the sound-activated light was activated within a ten-mile radius. I laughed so brightly that I slapped my Ferrari and 4 Nanfu batteries popped out

4.

I miss you so much, please show up. I cried in bed. I collapsed for 9 hours, bumped into the wall 903 times, scratched my arm 8 times, hallucinated three times, had auditory hallucinations nine times, slapped myself 16 times, and felt near death once. I just passed out and now I woke up and saw Tiandu outside. I immediately collapsed again because I couldn’t figure out how you could be so cute and capable. I miss you so much, baby, you are the treasure in my heart

5.

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So you don’t care about my feelings at all. Long texts can only be exchanged for perfunctory emoticons. As we all know, people and their bodies cannot be generalized. I once shed hundreds of tons of tears when I was extremely sad. You may not I know that the Pacific Ocean was once a desert and now it has become an ocean and has given birth to so many lives because I am sad again and again, so the sadness of the Pacific Ocean is not in vain

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Haha that’s all. I am so sad, so sad, but you have no regrets at all, no sadness at all. If this is love, then all the literati and poets in the world will be punished with deception. If this is love, then all the relationships and all the arrangements are just empty words. You have not yet returned at midnight. Dream back. I have never been with you by my side. I am tired and tired. Let it fall together with the rain in the sky. Let me be scattered in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River. Let me turn into a wisp of light smoke. You will never be able to find me again< /p>

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It’s morning, I’m in class. The people in class at this point are future stars, pillars of the country, business tycoons in urban novels, and self-disciplined people who examine themselves three times a day. The heart-throb guest in the dating show is the king of the jungle in nature, the scorner of all the ugliness and evil in the world, and the creator of the beauty and good in the world

8.

I'm with you again What are you complaining about? You are just a migrant worker and you can’t decide anything. I can only digest my sorrow silently. Only I care about myself. You only know that set of words. You don’t care. You don’t understand. You have to avoid my topic easily. You only think I'm troublesome You just want to end the topic with me quickly You don't care You don't care You don't understand anything

9.

Ridiculous Anyway, I don't care every time I talk to you It took a long time for you to get a reply. I’m fed up with it. Every time you wait, you’re sarcastic in my heart. I hate you so much. I hate that I can’t let go in an upright way. I still want your reply every time.

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Stop talking, I understand everything. How could I not understand? I crawled out of the sewer and looked at the feasting and feasting world outside. I carefully got back in. I sat there quietly, surrounded by evil. Water and garbage, but I don't care about these. I know I won't be a mouse forever. My world is above, but what can I do? Rats can't grow wings

11.

You must be thinking I'm a lunatic, I'm trouble, you're aiding the tyrants, you're making a deal with the devil, you're hurting a scarred heart, you don't want to solve my problems, you don't care about my beloved anchor, you just want Thinking about the next lunch, you think about ordering fried pork chops, you think about eating fried chicken. Woohoo, poor piggy, poor chicken.

This sinful world cannot allow you and me to be at ease. I am just a troublesome lunatic. It is because of your cold words and your perfunctory attitude that I am broken! I am torn apart

12.

You are right, but there are 60 minutes in an hour, 60 seconds in a minute, and 3600 seconds can make up an hour. You know all this. You even know that the earth is round, the sun is not the center of the universe, and the Milky Way is not the only galaxy in the universe. You all know such profound knowledge. But you don’t know that I am thinking of you every second and every minute. When I turn on my phone and iPad, the first thing I see is you. But you don't know. You know astronomy from above, geography from below, and time and space. But you don't know my feelings for you. There are 31,536,000 seconds in a year, you must know this. What you don’t know is that you are in my heart every second. You know that the center of the universe is not the sun, but you have no idea that in my heart, the center of the universe is you. You know the whole world, but you don’t know my feelings for you

13.

Why! Why why why! Why on earth! Don’t reply to me again! Why don't you reply to me again! You are so cruel! Are you really so busy? Are you really just busy? Or because you don’t want to pay attention to me! Is it so difficult to deal with me? Please take care of me! I'm really worried when I can't hear from you every minute and every second! Please take care of me! Why are you ignoring me! Why on earth! !

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If not replying to a message makes you happy, then don’t reply. I am just a small existence and will not let you notice me, even if I send you another message. It's useless to have more information. If you don't get it, you won't get it. I'm tired.

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Are you wrong? How could you be wrong? Aren't you always right? Are you prepared to hide this from me forever? When I was going crazy with pain, when I was numb with despair, and when you disliked me for being stinky, did you ever feel any guilt at all? Do you think I'm pitiful? Have you ever felt distressed for even a second?

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Laughing to death? Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? Am I that funny? I understand, I have always been your foil, a clown and a doll. I am tired, I am really tired, no one can understand me, no one can understand the fragility under my mask, I have broken my defense, I have really broken my defense. You think I'm pitiful, right? I don't need your sympathy. Hide your hypocritical face. I am a delicate butterfly, a rose dripping blood. I am who I am, a different rainbow.

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Who am I worthy of? I am sorry to no one. My life is a mistake. But are your cold words right? Your little mouth opened and closed so loudly that you poked a huge hole in my already fragile psychological defense. After you scolded me, you felt comfortable. You put all the responsibilities on me. Can I alone decide the mistakes in the game? You make me dream back at midnight with your words in my mind, but you, you cruel executioner, can sleep with peace of mind! You hurt me, you know? You hurt me!

18.

I think you guys are so interesting, unlike me, who not only can’t even have a conversation, but is also treated as a silly dog ??who ruins the atmosphere. In real life, I am autistic and have no friends. Even on the Internet, I get cold looks. Every time I organize a conversation for a long time, my words are stuck in my throat. In the end, I silently delete them to watch your interaction. The way you were talking and laughing was really dazzling in my eyes. Unable to fit in with the group, I hid behind the screen and cried silently.

19.

You are right, but I think Harry Potter should not break the Elder Wand. Besides, what Voldemort did has nothing to do with Tom Riddle, but even if In this way, Dumbledore, Sirius and Snape are still gone. If Dobby had disapparated faster, he would not have been stabbed by the mad woman. Death Eaters are still useless. Lu Xun once said, Gran Fendo is the eternal god, you don’t care at all, you don’t care at all, you only care about yourself!

20.

Do you think I still care? I have been practicing swordplay in Kunlun Mountain for six years, and my heart has long been as cold as the snow in Kunlun Mountain.

I have been killing fish at RT-Mart for ten years. I thought my heart was already as cold as my knife. But when I clicked on this schedule, my tears flowed down like a Huangguoshu waterfall, crossing my face and making me wet. My flip-flops have become sore, and my toes have become sore. I just want to say, can you... don't...

21.

You are the only sober person in the world, and you seem to know it thoroughly. Of all the truths and illusions in the world, you use the current hot topics you know to make a big fuss about. You look down arrogantly at everything in this world with a partial vision, as if they are all inferior in your eyes. You are the top of the world. Who can survive you?

22.

Why question marks? Is there anything I didn't explain clearly? Or is my answer causing trouble to you? It's also possible that you sent it by mistake, but it's not very likely. Are you the kind of person who can talk a lot or someone who doesn't like to talk? People need more communication and communication. Do you need me to enlighten you? I'm so warm-hearted, so don't kowtow to me, it's really too foreign. But what does your question mark mean? I really don’t understand.

23.

Looking at the chat history between you and me, there is a strange atmosphere. What is revealed in the nervous words is not funny, but aware of the current state. Even though the sun is declining, we still have hope and hope for its resurgence. Every reply is a struggle, very much like saying - don't leave me, come and play with me. And this kind of subtext is not enough to make people feel pitiful, but it makes people feel that it is full of performance, a meteorite hits the earth, and the last dinosaur is dancing

24.

I don’t Crazy what did I say? Do you think I have read books like you? All went to school? Do you all know how to type? I have been autistic since I was a child, and now I can't finish a complete sentence. Seeing that everyone can type, I am envious, so I can only go crazy. What everyone has said proves that I can also speak. Do you have an opinion even if I am crazy? You might as well kill me

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Someone, if you don’t reply to messages, never reply. Is the group message more important or me? I only care about you in the entire group. Feeling, don’t you understand in your heart? Otherwise, if I come here to chat all day long, wouldn’t I go somewhere else to chat and play? Do you think I have nothing to do every day? I like you so much, but you are indifferent to me. Do you want this sweet love anymore? You know who I am talking about.

26.

What happened to p? Life is like a play, can’t it be done? I really don’t understand why some people always doubt other people’s porn every day, whether they like it or not! Even the p ones are better than you. Seeing you here all day long doubting this and that makes me really angry with tears welling up in my eyes. My hands are clenching the corners of my clothes and my whole body is shaking. It makes me so disappointed. What’s more, I feel chilled, I think I need to quit the Internet for a while to calm down, I hope everyone can support me

27.

Please, brother, please stop scolding me and don’t fight with me on the Internet. Let’s face it, I’ve accomplished nothing in real life. My grandma doesn’t kiss me and my uncle doesn’t love me. It’s not like you, who is rich. During the day, I spend my days watching cherry blossoms and snow in Hokkaido. In the afternoon, I play golf with big names from all walks of life in LA. I negotiate tens of billions of contracts. Your Excellency. There are a lot of them, please let me, this humble ant go! Please

28.

Since you asked so sincerely, giving you an answer is a great mercy to the world. In order to prevent this world from being destroyed, to protect the peace of the world, to implement the evil of love and truth, cute and charming villains, we are the Rockets traveling through the galaxy, the white hole, and the white tomorrow is waiting for us.

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What are you talking about? Who says a father can’t be a son? As long as the pickles are well pickled, everyone can be a CEO. What’s the point of living if you don’t eat garlic? People like you who hold money in your hands every day can't understand the joy of flying a plane every day. Speaking of airplanes, I remembered that I forgot to charge my yacht. I bought three grass carp today and guess what, I just went for a run.

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You idiot, do you know what fashion is? I’m really convinced. I’ll tell you why there’s so much hostility on the Internet now. It turns out it’s you. There are people like this, forget it if you don’t like this video, why do you have to ridicule it below? The Internet is a big platform to witness everyone’s friendship. It’s not for you to talk like this. Really, quit the Internet, don’t come here. Me

31.

Why should I make a choice? Why! Don’t you know that I have a phobia of choice? Don’t you know that asking me to choose will directly cause me tossing and turning all night long? Your gentle words of asking me to choose made me wake up in the middle of the night, and my hands and feet were instantly cold. I wanted to struggle but had no strength, like a fish starved of oxygen. Do you care? You don't care, you only care about yourself, just like you don't care that there is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork, or there is no tiger in the tiger-spicy pork, and you don't care about me who is going crazy because of the entanglement. I'm like this, but you can still wait for me to make a decision as if nothing has happened. Your reason is like a sharp sword piercing my head. My brain hurts so much that it's about to burst. But you, you are still sitting there innocently. See how miserable I am, how cruel you are!

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In this originally lively group, suddenly no one spoke. I know that some relationships are beautiful because of distance, and some circles can only accompany you for a certain period of time. But every time I take out my phone and take a look, I will find that this once chirping group is now lifeless. In fact, I am very lucky that everyone may have left the Internet and embraced the best reality, but I still want to ask, can you add me? Friends? Females are fine, but males don’t need to be added yet

33.

I don’t dare to agree with everything you said. According to Marx’s dialectical reality magicism, Spongebob was indeed elected by our neighborhood committee. The best choice for team leader, but at the same time, he relies on the experience of Nirmal Massky's surreal cyberpunk paintings. It seems that summer is a good time to watch Pig Man: The Bear and the Big Bear's Second Into the Forest while drinking a bowl of mung bean and lily soup. What do you think?

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Hahaha, I laughed so much that I laughed so hard that the neighbors called the police. I laughed so hard that my mother came to blow my head off. I laughed so hard that the whole community wore hearing aids. Laughing until the taxi driver pulled me away. Laughing until I held my left foot with my right hand. Laughing until I could do a front somersault with my left hand and landing perfectly The lights shined for me and I laughed until I slapped my Ferrari and 4 Nanfu batteries popped out

35.

Send me a question mark, just send it to that man Baby, right? Tell me to shut up, you are tired of being with that man, right? Tell me to get lost and just kiss and hug that man, right? Say good night to me, and tell that man that I can’t sleep and miss you, right? If you talk to me, you will feel sleepy and you will have to take a shower. If you talk to that man, you can stay up all night, right? Keep me in the dark and keep that man under the quilt, right? Send me funny videos, and send that guy a love blogger, right? You don’t have to talk to me, you just have to talk to that guy, right? If you’re friends with me, you just have to be your boyfriend with that guy, right?