Very cute hilarious copy.

1. When my hair grows to my waist, I will cover my whole body with fat. You should be cold and arrogant, even if you are a tiger's back.

2. I have had an old enemy since I was a child. I've never talked about QQ, and I'm back in Grade One. I hate this other people's child!

I never understood it when I was a child. If cutting my wrist will kill me, why is the broken arm alive?

4. Cheating in the exam, with the cooperation of Qi Xin. Mainly copying, supplemented by Mongolia. Combine with Mongolia to ensure customs clearance.

5. Don't underestimate the road idiot. In the eyes of road idiots, walking along one road is different from walking in the opposite direction, walking in the daytime is different from walking at night, walking in summer is different from walking in winter, and walking on weekdays is different from walking on holidays. You normal people can never imagine what magical effect we can see when we cross a street and turn into a mountain peak.

If I can choose my life, I'd rather keep it simple. A teacup, a hut, an acre of fertile land, and 100 million deposits. Simple, good.

There are only two choices before you now, either you follow me or I follow you.

8. Every time the teacher finishes the problem, he will ask me if I understand it first. I always feel that the teacher is too kind to me. On graduation day, he suddenly said, "It's good to have you in this class. If you understand, I know everyone must understand. "

Nine. The same question is repeated, and different questions are repeated.

10. I chase with Cupid's arrow, and you fly in bulletproof vests.

1 1. Q: Which is more important, daughter-in-law or games? A: Of course, it is important to be a daughter-in-law, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

12. Please recommend a sports car over 4 million. It starts fast, is comfortable enough and looks good. The more expensive, the better. I want to change the wallpaper of my mobile phone.

Thirteen. Other people's money and wealth are things other than me.

Fourteen. Our goal is: three good students. Our efforts: delicious, fun and good sleep.

15. In our eyes, classes are like Fu Nan batteries, and one class is better than six classes.

16. I feel that I didn't play well after every quarrel, and I want to quarrel again.

Seventeen. When I hate a person, if the other person suddenly says that he likes me, I don't hate him so much, because I can't hate a person with vision.

Eighteen. Once I weighed myself with an electronic voice counting device. When I stood up, it said, "Please line up, one by one."

19. In the past, people were thunderstruck every day. The most poisonous curse now is the slow network speed, the lack of power and memory in the mobile phone!

20. People inside the wall want to come out, people outside the wall want to go in, and I stand on the wall and watch.

Twenty one. Money without feelings is called business. If you have feelings and no money, it's called a loss-making business.

22. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

23. Gold always shines, but I am not even a speck of dust.

Twenty-four The goddess is behind him. He tried to turn around and laugh, but he laughed his head off.

25. I think my math scores are worthy of the math teacher's face value!

26. "Mom, can I watch TV?" "Sure, but I just can't open it."

Laziness is a good excuse, as if you can really do great things as long as you are diligent; Being fat is a good excuse, as if you can really look good after losing weight; Not wanting to fall in love is a good excuse, as if you can really be seen when you want to fall in love; Being young is a good excuse, as if you can really make great achievements when you are mature.

28. One of the scariest things in the world is to watch horror movies with people who are afraid of watching them.

Yesterday, Xiaoming got 0 in the math exam. Xiaoming prayed to God to do it again. The next day, Xiao Ming also got 0 points in the Chinese exam ... 3 hurdles that he couldn't pass. Because your legs are short!

Thirty-one. Buy sanitary napkins in the future. Sorry to tell my boyfriend what to do. I'm buying clothes for my period.

Be nice to your boyfriend. After all, his eyes are the best in the world.

33. Men's clothes are few, mostly for these reasons: shops are too expensive to cut, stalls are too cheap to look down upon, and they are single.

Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. They come from the same root. Why are you in such a hurry?

Thirty-five It's not easy to take a vacation these days. Tomb-Sweeping Day is still the glory of our ancestors.

36. When Dad started playing WeChat, I pretended to be a stranger and added him, trying to fool Dad. Today, he began to tell me that his son failed to live up to expectations. Hey, talking too much is all tears!

Thirty-seven On the way, I met an old man with something on his back. I want to go up and help him move. I casually said, "old thing, I'll help you carry it."

38. Time equals money, so I lose money every day. These days, time is expensive and wages are too little.

Thirty-nine On the bus, I heard an excellent mother teach her son to recite poems: weeding is at noon, and mother is the hardest; Play mahjong in the afternoon and fight the landlord at night. four

10. A senior picked up a junior in public and kissed her face. The schoolmate immediately got angry and shouted shameless! Senior stare blankly for a moment, decisive kiss. 4 1. The scariest moment in the world is that the head teacher is standing at the window with a smile! four

12. If the weather is sentimental and old, it is better to wear long pants. four

13. What is courage? I know this meal will make me fat, but I'll stick to it. four

14. In the university, when the bell rang, the teacher came into the classroom. There were only three students sitting in the classroom, but the teacher ignored them and talked for two classes. After the lecture, the teacher turned around and asked, "These three students have a good learning attitude. Why didn't other students in your class come today? " The following students replied weakly: "teacher, I don't know, we are not your students, we are studying here." four

15. My circle of friends is half love and half sorrow, with several strong WeChat businesses in the middle.

46. The teacher asked the students how their homework was. Xueba said: I didn't do a question; Learning surplus theory; I didn't do the problem! four

17. Let me spend Singles Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and exams alone. four

18. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.