Kneel for funny jokes related to the winter solstice

1, winter solstice, please don't tell me to remember to eat jiaozi or glutinous rice balls. The custom in our hometown is to give money or red envelopes directly! ! !

2. On the solstice of winter, we had dinner together and asked our colleagues to find an African girlfriend. The brothers drank and tortured him. "What's the smell? Is it very capable? " "I can't do anything, and I have to tell her jokes every day." "How romantic!" "Romantic fart ah, don't tell jokes even people can't see!"

On the solstice of winter, I get up early to go to work. On the bus, I heard two children talking. A child said, "Every family has its own problems!" The other party took the words: "Your house is just a difficult book to read, and I am a TM sutra depository." Suddenly I sighed: No matter how sad your family life is, your understanding is really high, my child!

4. Son: "Mom, why did you mix water into the meat?" .

Me: "The dumpling stuffing mixed like this is soft and delicious!" "

After a while, the son said as if he had discovered a new continent: "No wonder some people sell water-injected meat, but they all sell it to others to pack jiaozi!" " "

Me:. . . Who dares to eat meat and throw jiaozi in the future? ! ! ! Today is the winter solstice! ! !

On the solstice of winter, I plan to prepare some new year's goods for myself, and ask my husband to accompany me to the mall, and I will look at jewelry.

Ask him: "Husband, do you think I look good in a diamond ring or gem ring?"

The two goods said, "It's so cold, it's worse to wear nothing but fluffy gloves."