Those jokes with wrong names

When parents of the older generation named their children, they all used some straightforward names. They like to use the words "beauty", "gold", "jade", "country" and "construction" to name their children. These words have good meanings, but if they are too colloquial, they are very common. Nowadays, young parents are full of poems and books, so it is quite cautious to name their children. The names given to children should not only be meaningful, but also poetic, and it is best not to conflict with others. Because of this, it takes parents a lot of time to name their children.

Some parents have racked their brains to give their children a name that looks very special, but they finally made a joke because they didn't notice some small details. When naming children, if parents don't pay attention to homophones, it's easy to make some jokes. For example, such names as Liu, Guan Ying and Massek are easy to make people laugh because they don't pay attention to homophonic sounds.

A father surnamed Fan made a joke because he didn't pay attention to "homophonic" when naming his children. It not only brings troubles to children, but also brings some inconvenience to teachers. What's your name? Let's take a look.

"Fan" is the father's name for his children. Because he didn't pay attention to "homophonic", teacher: he didn't dare to scream.

Before the baby was born, in order to give the baby a special name, the father began to look up all kinds of materials and dictionaries. So I decided to give my child a single name, which looks simple and atmospheric. After the baby was born, he proudly told his wife that the baby's name had been decided, and it was called "Jia Fan". At that time, his wife was very moved because her surname was Jia, but she didn't expect her husband to take such a name.

However, after the children go to school, this name has brought troubles to the children, and teachers even dare not call their children's names in class. Why? Because the homonym of "Jia Fan" is "holiday", teachers often call children's names in class, and the whole class will cause a commotion, because the students all think it's going to be a holiday. This makes the teacher very upset. Every time I think of the name "Jia Fan", he always dares not say it for fear of affecting the class order.

Because of this, children are particularly unhappy when they come home from school. He thinks his name is a joke and is always clamoring to change it. This also makes this father Fan feel sorry for the child. I didn't expect my hard-earned name to cause such trouble to my children.

In fact, like the father's mistake above, many parents make mistakes when naming their children. Some parents give their children names that seem elegant and tall, but they read a little weird. Therefore, parents must pay attention to homophony when naming their children. Read the name several times to see if it is similar to some indecent homophones, so as not to get into trouble with the children in the future.

Although the name is just a code name, it is accompanied by the child's life. Therefore, when parents name their children, besides homophonic, they should also pay attention to the following:

Use uncommon words carefully.

Some parents with higher education level, in order to prevent their children from bumping into names, think of using some uncommon words when naming their children. Unusual words may not even be known to the teacher, and there are many strokes, which will affect the progress of children's exams to some extent. Therefore, it is necessary to choose uncommon words when naming children.

Don't follow suit

I remember there was an encyclopedia of children's names on the Internet last year. Many parents take names from it for convenience, but many people have used these names, so there will be an embarrassing situation of "name collision". So when naming children, don't blindly follow the trend, you need to have some new ideas.

Don't give your child too big a name.

Parents will pin their hopes on their children, and when they give their children names, they will think about it and take a domineering name. But children's fame is too "big", which will bring pressure to children. If the child's grades are contrary to the name, it is easy to be ridiculed.

In fact, as long as the name is easy to remember, meaningful, simple and not too complicated, it will be self-defeating. I don't know if you have the skills of naming. Might as well share it.