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Is the "all-inclusive" decoration in Chuzhou really so economical and energy-saving?

Present situation of Chuzhou decoration market;

1, cut in at a low price, frantically increase items in the later construction process, or stop work if it is not increased;

2. Subcontracting: The decoration company draws fixed profits and subcontracts them to the contractor. The harm it brings is: the quality of the project lacks supervision, and the contractor strives to maximize his personal interests; Not in time after sale, kick the ball;

3. Decoration companies and decoration owners are kidnapped by "designers": using so-called professional knowledge to induce customers to buy high-priced products and madly extract kickbacks and commissions;

4. "Acquaintance decoration": It only solves the problems of workers (the price is not low, and I have to invite you to eat, drink and give gifts. I am embarrassed to mention small problems, and I will turn my face if I talk too much about big problems), and there is no mature channel for related products (just look at the rebate); Cross-operation, the later after-sales maintenance is difficult and the guarantee is less; The budget is difficult to control. Usually, I am prepared to spend 65,438+10,000 yuan on hard clothes, but it is 1.5 million yuan on raw clothes (this is not the most terrible thing, the most terrible thing is that I have not spent less money, because of the lack of pre-planning and design, the effect is not good, neither fish nor fowl; Either the same style); The construction period cannot be guaranteed (the coordination between construction and main materials is completely out of the control of the owner, and the main materials often wait for the workers, and the workers wait for the main materials).

5, install yourself: OK! No problem! It's been three months, and it's almost hard to say that the product purchase is either cheated or cheated (why? Single product shopping belongs to retail, and how to find someone is also retail; The price can't come down; If you don't find it well, you will be given kickbacks and spend more money; Join the main material alliance to bargain, don't be ridiculous, it's all acting, and first-and second-tier cities can't afford to play. Bargaining starts at 30,000 a day, just for fun. Who will pay the bill? Finally decided on the main ingredients, the problem is coming again? Retreat more and make up less? When will the delivery be signed for? The single item looks good. What does it look like with it? Whatever is missing, you must arrive as soon as possible. You can't be angry yet. When you get angry, people say, why is this person so difficult? This little thing, this little money, can't hold a big-tailed wolf. The family doesn't understand: What have you been doing all day? Hey, you are busy every day. It's okay to pretend to be beautiful. What are you pretending? I don't like it. Anger, grievances, fatigue, insomnia, spending too much money, and blisters on your legs are also appropriate; Why don't you calculate your fare, gas, water, meals and cigarettes? Even if it's all done, I finally managed to move in, and I still have a bunch of phone numbers and invoices (plumber, carpenter, bricklayer, oiler, wall demolition, cleaning, waterproofing, installation, etc.). ); Where's the receipt? Tiles, sanitary wares, ceilings, wooden doors, floors, cabinets ... I'm tired of listening. Nothing. There's a big problem. What should I do? I learn from you: the number you dialed has been turned off; The number you dialed is out of service; I'm sorry, I don't do this business; That's not my problem, it's the main material; I am working in the field now. Do you want to meet someone else? ... service? Bah!

6. Decoration price: 100 flat decoration, 50,000 yuan? Yes! Seventy thousand? All right! 90 thousand? All right! 65438+ million? All right! 1.5 million? No problem! Why? (Decoration is a bottomless pit! ) So where is the bottom? Let's calculate: water, electricity, tiles, wood, oil and other work are all counted: 25 thousand! Cement sand, water pipes and wires, wall putty powder, waterproof, lintel, switch panel gypsum board, joinery board, windowsill stone, gypsum line, skirting line, etc. : 654.38+0.5 million! Main materials (ceramic tile, sanitary ware, gusset plate, floor, wooden door, cabinet, wall paint, etc. ) Quality and environmental protection are basically guaranteed: 40,000! Better main material, 60 thousand! Boy, how much is this? Unlike floor heating, security window, wallpaper wall covering, soft bags and hard bags, marble and the like; Who are you looking for? Everyone has to pay, no, three months, one month is to get paid at work, at least more than 3000 yuan; 3 months is10000; Well, the price has come out! How much does it cost to repair 100 paperback? 90,000- 1 10,000! Reasonable! Labor is the same, so are accessories; What about your 50 thousand? Sixty thousand? Seventy thousand? Where did it come from? Work doesn't need money? Or does the main material cost 20 thousand yuan? 2 what can I buy? Great! At your service! Don't give up your life for money, you live, take care! What about your 150000? 200,000? How did you spend it? Don't say anything At your service! Rich! Willful!

7. Trust: This is a big problem! Because of what? China people are suspicious and don't trust anyone! But then again, the decoration company has a low threshold and anyone can open it! Find two people, rent a room, install a repair, set a price and do it. What's so hard! But one thing, the most important thing is that the money invested must be recovered in the shortest time, and don't lose money! ) look, look! who the hell are all these people? What decoration technology? What conscience project? What moral bottom line? What management? What supervision? What sense of responsibility? None! Standard? Just make money, and others will laugh at us if we lose it! Hey … such a decoration company! Such a sense of service really makes people in Chuncheng feel chilling! That little trust is gone in an instant! How to solve this problem? Professional! Professional! Professional! Let's get professionals to do this! Reliable! What is a major? Go home and have a look! Make an advertisement!

2. Reasons for choosing home improvement:

1, the project is not subcontracted: industrialized self-owned workers, we earn reasonable profits and maximize the profits to the owners; All-round three-dimensional guarantee decoration progress and quality! The general manager personally looks at the project and solves the problem immediately! Reliable!

2, its own 2000 square meters material exhibition hall, what you see is what you get! (We designers, to be honest, earn hard money! Conscience money! Absolutely all in the sun, healthy! ) brand, model and color, one-stop material selection, saving time, effort and money! The most important thing is: match well! Reliable!

3. German craftsman spirit: start from the details, start from the small things, and help the owners solve the small regrets and problems in the decoration to the maximum extent; The free upgrade of the 8 major processes, although it doesn't cost much, takes a lot of effort and time. The most important thing is care and concern! We won't pay less for our work. Most people don't do that. Why? Trouble!

4, genuine cheap: such a large scale, we must integrate resources from the source! Good things will definitely give priority to us, and the price is also favorable; What does the manufacturer take? It's quantity! We are all centralized procurement! What's this called? Group purchase! Reliable!

5, one-stop after-sales: What's the problem, don't worry, don't be afraid. All your troubles can be solved by just one phone call! 4-hour quick response and on-site service within 24 hours; Obviously wrong, we also pay first; A troublemaker

6. The overall construction is guaranteed: labor, auxiliary materials and main materials are all our own; The overall communication and coordination is more convenient, and the connection is more efficient without dead ends; Stage acceptance, every step is supervised, accepted and guaranteed! A troublemaker

7. The most important thing is that we have ideals! Our ideal is to be the most standardized, standard and best service platform-based home improvement enterprise in Chuzhou area; Minimize profits and maximize services; Leading Chuzhou home improvement market to standardization, standardization and quality; Applause!

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