Cater to humorous jokes

M Adventures once worked as a cashier, and a foreigner came and wanted to buy some cones. I asked him how much he wanted. The foreigner raised his right hand, held out his thumb and forefinger and gestured in front of me. I understood at once, skillfully laid eight cones for him and handed them to him. The foreigner looked anxious and excitedly waved two fingers in front of me and spat at me: "Two! Two! " -.-It is strongly recommended that foreigners watch several movies that reflect the great Chinese nation's fight against Japanese devils before buying cones ... There is a gg who works in McDonald's and likes to wear casual clothes and hang out in other McDonald's restaurants when he has nothing to do. One stop in front of the checkout counter, pretending to order seriously, and then looking at those McDonald's mm with bedroom eyes. When it's his turn to order in line, mm asks him what he wants. He will stare at the menu thoughtfully for a long time, and finally make up his mind to say to mm, "Please give me a leg burger without legs and a coke without water!" If it weren't for my hometown, I really wanted to fly and kill him! Because McDonald's girls often go to the cashier, it has become a habit to check money. I once saw a McDonald's gg give mm two yuan, and mm took it and began to take pictures in front of the light ... McDonald's has a special way of clapping, called "encouragement of love", which is like this: bang, bang, bang, bang! I remember that at a staff meeting, the host mm incited everyone to say, "In order to enliven everyone's atmosphere, let's do' encouragement of love'! Ok? " Afraid that we didn't hear clearly, she repeated the sentence again. As a result, at least half of the employees laughed out of breath ... later this sentence became a model of our market. Every McDonald's restaurant hangs a whiteboard for training, which indicates the training progress and projects this month. I remember once, the training content on the whiteboard said "personalized service". Two days later, I don't know who erased the word "brother", and two days later, the word "Hua" was erased again. Therefore, ... I confess that I fought for leniency, and that "Hua" was accidentally erased ... once I went to McDonald's with gg, and there was a township entrepreneur sitting on the table behind us who should have just entered the city. He sat alone, drinking coke and eating. He quickly took out his moto mobile phone, turned it on and spoke loudly. The people inside seem to be asking him where he is now. He said with a strong local accent: "This is the hamburger in People's Shopping Mall, and this is the hamburger in People's Shopping Mall. . . . . "Gg and I are laughing under the table. . . Once I bought some cones outside, an old man said to me, "Sister, give me a bowl of mung beans ... ft also came in to buy moon cakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival and asked for Rosa moon cakes (local pastry shop) ... FT M seems to have some hibiscus seafood soup, I wonder if it is available. An aunt said to me, "Sister, give me a sauerkraut seafood soup ... just prepared FT, and my aunt added. No onions ... (I ... I ... laugh) I have an uncle. When he entered the shop, he waved and said, "How much is the bill?" When FT came in, there were a lot of random orders, all of which were reported by KFC. I will kindly tell them that just go out and cross the road. As for buying a McDonald's, it is even more. At this time, the explanation always seems pale and powerless. Every time I finish, they will continue to say: No matter how much, give me a McDonald's. A girl goes to KFC to look for a job. The supervisor asked: What can you do? Miss www.xiaohua286.cn: Me. . I can sing and dance. . Director: Then I'll listen to you sing one. Girl: (making a happy gesture) More happiness and laughter, right here at McDonald's. . . Director: Are you looking for a job or are you here to smash the venue? The old lady ... pointed to the menu and said ...' Give me a stinky tofu' Waiter:' We don't have stinky tofu here' The old lady:' Nonsense, that's what I've been eating!' The waiter looked at mcnugget ... customer: "let's have a mcnugget." ... hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... no head and tail ... waiter-_-! ! Sir, can I help you scrape off the scales and bones and leave the fish in the middle? Guest:' Oh … Thank you … That's nice …'-_-! ! Customer:' Are all your chicken wings spicy?' Attendant:' OK' Guest:' Oh … how is it made?' Waiter:' Fried' Guest:' Oh … Is it bad?' Waiter (face froze at that time):' No ... I'm sorry ... (God ... she also said she was sorry ...)' Guest:' Can you make me feel worse ...' Cold to death ... A beautiful woman (absent-minded):' Give me an iced French fries and a glass of ice without coke' Waiter:' Miss, this ... Attendant (in the lobby): "Oh!" It was strange to see him leave ... after a while, he returned to this table and the man said,' Miss, we all are!' Attendant:' I see ... what can I do for you? Man:' Order! ' -_-! ! Attendant: "well ... we all order at the counter ourselves ... I can't accept cash ... will you go to the counter yourself?" Man (with an embarrassed face):' Oh …' He bought something, took it back to his place, looked left and right for a long time, and suddenly it exploded … and then rushed to the counter … Why didn't you even give chopsticks when you were shopping here? Tell people how to eat! ! Counter attendant (weak):' Manager ... customers complain ... Manager (grasping the scalp):' Sir, we eat with our hands ...' The people next to us burst into laughter.

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