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Mother's nagging

Mother's nagging 1 I like my mother's strictness; I like my mother's simplicity ... but my favorite is my mother's nagging.

I remember one time, when I came home from school, I was correcting the wrong questions in my math exercise book. I don't know when it started, but my mother came to me unconsciously. "ah!" A scream broke the silence in the room, followed by a series of nagging from my mother: "Look at you, you even wrote the company name wrong. If the rocket flies into the sky, a small mistake can cause casualties and waste a lot of money, you know … "I finally" kicked my mother out "and got a quiet working environment, but who knows, my mother crept in unconsciously. You can make a mistake on such a simple question. Look at Mary. She does it quickly and accurately. Look at you, don't say anything and do it slowly. The accuracy rate is 98%. There are always one or two wrong questions ... "Finally, it's time to eat. I was about to run to the table and have a big meal, but there was a nagging behind me: "Wash your hands before meals ..."

I grew up in my mother's nagging, from an ignorant and naive little girl to a three-good student with excellent academic performance. My mother's nagging condensed her love for me. I like my mother's nagging.

Mother's nagging 2 This kind of voice, like a beautiful piece of music, rings in my ears every day.

In the morning, as soon as the alarm clock rang, my mother began to nag. "Son, get up quickly, it's half past six." "If you don't get up, you will be late for school."

"There are many cars outside, so be careful when crossing the road." ..... Every day my mother never tires of nagging, which is really annoying. But how can I get to school on time every day without my mother's nagging?

At noon, I came home from school with my schoolbag on my back, and my mother's nagging voice rang in my ear again: "Son, it's time to wash your hands and eat." "Eat more vegetables, don't be picky about food, your body is great!" ..... In my mother's nagging, I developed good eating habits.

In the evening, when I was watching TV in the living room after dinner, my mother's nagging voice rang again: "Son, do your homework quickly." "Son, your homework is finished. Take a bath and sleep." "Early to bed and early to rise, good spirits!" ..... I am used to a good schedule in my mother's nagging.

My mother's nagging is a wonderful music, and now I am growing up in my mother's wonderful music.

Mother's nagging notice was sent down, but it was a holiday. I am both happy and scared, because my mother's nagging has started again!

My mother's nagging is like the air around me, which permeates me and sometimes makes me feel annoyed. "How did you do so badly in this exam! I didn't even do well in the xx exam ... ""Why not! " I muttered to myself.

I remember once visiting menstruation's house for a few days, and my mother kept saying on the way, "Be careful when crossing the road, cover yourself up at night, and don't always think about playing. If you have nothing to do, just read for a while and draw for a while ... ""I see. " Before mom finished, I left long ago.

Sometimes I really want to say, "mom, stop nagging." I know everything. " But sometimes I feel uncomfortable without my mother's nagging. I feel that she is far away from me, and all the familiar, caring and boring things will disappear. I can't wait for my mother to nag me now.

Mother's nagging 4. Mom sometimes nags.

I was writing my homework, and my mother saw that I was writing slowly, so she said impatiently, "Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Stop staring blankly! " I was annoyed at that time and said, "I know, you talk so much!" " "This makes my mother very angry. She replied angrily, "You talk too much!" "I also accepted her nagging:" Great! "

Every morning, my mother asks, "Have you collected all your homework? Are you wearing a red scarf? Do you have a water cup? "

In the evening, when she came back, she began to ask, "Have you finished your Chinese homework? Have you finished your math homework? Have you finished your English homework? " This nagging is like a serial gun. Although I wanted to get angry, I held back because I didn't want her to get hurt.

However, now mom doesn't nag anymore, because we signed a "family convention", which reads: "Mom can't keep urging her children. If she forgets, the children can remind her and punish her for exercising again. " As soon as my mother started nagging, I reminded her to shut up at once.

My mother stopped nagging, and my world was finally quiet. Great!

Mom nagged 5 "get up, it's 7 o'clock, or you'll be late!" "

I know, I know. I shouted impatiently.

I grabbed my clothes and put them on my head without looking. Mom's nagging rang again: "Baby, your clothes are on backwards."

I straightened my clothes, picked up my schoolbag and ran outside. My mother quickly picked up two eggs and stuffed them into my pocket.

In the afternoon, when I came back, I turned on the TV and watched "Animation is wonderful" on Children's Channel. I read it with relish. At this time, "aunt nagging" came again. "All the fifth grade, also look at this kind of pediatrics. Go and do my homework. "

Gloomily, I walked to the study.

Before turning off the lights at night, "nagging mom" always says to me, "Is the quilt covered yet? If you don't cover it well, you will catch cold! "

This is my "nagging aunt", but I will turn "nagging" into my motivation to learn, and I won't let my mother "nag" me again.

Mom's nagging 6 is coming to the final exam, and the students are taking the time to review and prepare for a good exam. Whenever I am most afraid of going home during this period, I will listen to my mother's nagging as soon as I get home.

Every time I hear my mother nagging, I think to myself: here we go again. It's really wordy. What are you nagging about? All day is to check carefully and review well; Have you finished your homework? There is a test paper, so do it quickly.

Once, I forgot to do the test paper. My mother flew into a rage and shouted, "What time is it? I have to finish writing today! " Mother angrily threw down her schoolbag and went to cook. I want to have a rest and watch TV for a while after I finish my examination paper. Unexpectedly, when my mother heard the sound, she immediately came out of the kitchen and said, "This is no time to watch TV. If you fail the exam, you won't be able to watch TV this summer! " Go and review! "

I thought to myself, that's too much. How can there be such a parent? After reviewing well, they are not allowed to watch TV!

When it came to the final exam, my mother's nagging really helped me a lot.

The final exam was announced, and my total score of three main courses was the second in my class. I think it is very useful to think of my mother's nagging.

Although nagging is annoying, it is very practical, because my mother's nagging taught us to cherish our study time, so I can get good grades in the exam.

Mother's nagging 7 relatives are irreplaceable, and mother's nagging is indispensable.

My mother went to Luoyang to study a few days ago and will come back in two days. These two days have become shorter, and I feel something is missing. Yes, it is nagging! My mother is at home and always finds fault with me. I am very unhappy, and I always hope that my mother is not at home. Now, my mother is not at home, but she feels that everything around her is getting colder and lonelier every day.

When my mother is at home-she comes home every day, "Tong Tong, have you finished your homework? Go and play the piano, then go to sleep and stop reciting! Recite it tomorrow and see what time it is! " On Sunday, when I came home from English class, my mother kept nagging, "Tong Tong, have you finished your homework?" Write quickly! Don't blame me if I can't finish it at night I told you about you! Don't go in one ear and out the other! "I replied," I know! Are you bored? I am writing! "

Mom is not at home, and I have become much more relaxed. I watch TV until eleven o'clock every day, and nobody cares about me. I didn't get up until nine o'clock in the morning, but I still feel a little unaccustomed to relaxing. Therefore, during my mother's absence, I always think that my mother will come back soon, and my mother will come back soon! There's nothing in my head!

Nagging is mom's love for us. If mom doesn't love us, why bother nagging?

Mother's nagging is unique at home. Mother's nagging has long been practiced. Do not believe! Let me tell you something.

In the morning, when I was going to school with my schoolbag on my back, my mother immediately opened her mouth and began to use her nagging magic: "Baby, take some bread to eat. Don't starve. Being hungry is not good for your health. " "Baby, put on more clothes. Today's weather forecast says there will be a typhoon. " "Baby ...". I left in a hurry before my mother finished. As I walked, I thought, "Are you kidding? The sun is so big and there is a typhoon. It's a joke. "

When I got to the classroom, I opened my schoolbag. "Oh, I forgot to bring my pencil case. Maybe I forgot to put it away when I was listening to my mother's nagging just now.

I immediately ran home, "hello? Why is it windy? " The wind is getting stronger and stronger. Grandpa Sun deliberately opposed me, saying that the wind would follow. I had to bite the bullet and walk on my way home.

Confused, I felt a figure appeared in front of me. Who's that? It turned out to be my mother. My mother came over and handed me a pencil case and some clothes.

I am sad to see my mother's kind face and kind eyes. "Mom, it's all my fault. I didn't listen to you and made you sad." Say that finish, I threw myself into my mother's arms.

From that moment on, I no longer doubt my mother's nagging, but like her nagging.

Mother's nagging I have a nagging mother.

That's right! Take getting up for school every morning as an example. My mother is always nagging: Have you washed your face? Have you combed your hair? Have you tied your shoelaces? Is the pencil-box in the schoolbag? ..... a series of questions, let me at a loss. I'm tired of repeating this nagging for a long time.

Sometimes I can't help but get angry at my mother's nagging: "Mom, I'm in the third grade, and I'm not a two-year-old child …" Whenever I yell at her like this, she looks at me in surprise first, and then laughs it off with a pinch of her mouth.

These days, my mother and several colleagues from the company went to Debao to see maple leaves. I woke up in the morning and finally couldn't hear my mother's nagging. Although my ears are much quieter, I feel as if something is missing in the whole room. What's more, when my mother is away, I am often late for school, not only because I am slow, but also because I often forget this and that, so I can't go out for a long time. Sometimes on the way, I remember forgetting to wear my glasses, so I go back and get them. Sometimes I walk to school, and I remember that I forgot to turn off the tap at home. ...

In the evening, my mother called and asked me what to buy. Finally, she still couldn't forget to nag a few words: Remember to wear glasses to take medicine at school in the morning … I promised them one by one in a casual tone. However, before my mother hung up, my tears flowed unconsciously. At this moment, I suddenly understood that the happiest family is the nagging family. Now, mother's nagging is not unnecessary, but an inexhaustible maternal love!

Mom's nagging 10 Speaking of my mom, I have a lot to complain about, and I love to spend money indiscriminately. Every few days, the family will receive what she bought online; Love shopping, shopping for a day will not feel tired; However, what bothers me most is her nagging.

Once, before half past six in the morning, she lifted my quilt and said, "It's time to get up and recite English words!" " "I'll sleep for another minute, I muttered, but my mother didn't seem to hear me and kept nagging as usual." A day's work lies in the morning, when it's best and fastest to recite words ... "Mom, I'm starting to recite now. I quickly took out my English book and recited it. Mom saw it, and then assured me to make breakfast. When eating, I have to be baptized by my mother's saliva: "Is the schoolbag packed?" Is yesterday's homework in the schoolbag? Listen carefully in class, don't look around ... ""OK ",I answered my mother mischievously.

When I came home from school in the afternoon, my mother said hello to me as soon as I entered the door: "Wash your hands first, drink a glass of water, finish your homework quickly, eat some fruit to supplement vitamins, be careful in your homework, and don't make low-level mistakes." As soon as I came in, my mother's nagging was drowned out by me, alas!

Strange to say, my health and grades are getting better and better in my mother's nagging. I found that I can't live without my mother's nagging. As long as you can't hear it, you will feel empty.

Mom, I am willing to listen to your nagging all my life!

Mom's nagging 1 1 There is a sound that keeps ringing in our ears, and it will ring when we are sad. It will ring when we give up. It is also love that accompanies us and accompanies us on the road of growth.

Not long ago, I began to learn to walk. She stood on the stairs and asked me to go up from below. I tried my best to go to by going up one flight of stairs. After a while, I almost fell down and tried my best to walk. "Take your time, don't worry, have a rest before you go." My mother told me that this sentence made me more confident. I got angry, lifted my right foot to the last step, and then pushed it hard, and I stood up.

Gradually, I stepped into the threshold of kindergarten. Once upon a time, I was bored reading at home, so I wanted to go downstairs to play. When my mother saw it, she quickly said, "Don't go down, it's too dangerous. There are many bad people now. " I heard it. It's noisy at home. My mother had to agree. Before going out, she repeatedly told me, "Be careful on the road and pay attention to safety." I nodded impatiently and ran out.

Slowly, I'm tired of this nagging.

My primary school career has begun, and I spend less and less time with my mother every day. I couldn't hear her exhortation at school. Suddenly, I realized what this advice came from. This is love. I didn't hear this kind of nagging and became unaccustomed.

Mother's nagging is spring breeze, soothing my soul; Mother's nagging is a warm sun, which warms my heart; Mother's nagging is a spring rain, which washes away my unhappiness. ...

Mom's nagging 12' is rampant. Remember to preview all the texts and don't always play with your mobile phone. Don't forget to bring a glass of water and a refill, do you hear me? Don't run around after school. "Don't forget, ah!" My mother always nags like this before going to school every day.

It's too boring for me. Finally, one day my mother will go on a business trip. Don't forget to preview at home tomorrow, and don't forget to learn to swim in the afternoon.' I see, I see. "Don't worry, Mom," I held back my excitement and almost jumped up.

The next day, it was beautiful without nagging! I woke up naturally in the morning, and then I lay in bed and watched TV for a while. I made a bowl of instant noodles at noon. I turned around and began to sleep again.

When I slept until almost three o'clock, I suddenly heard someone calling my name downstairs, barely rubbed my sleepy eyes and looked downstairs. It was Zhang Yixin. It suddenly occurred to me that it was time to learn to swim, so I quickly stuffed swimming things into my bag. I went downstairs and found that I didn't take the racing key. I finally went upstairs and got the key to the bus, but when I got to the swimming pool, I found that I didn't bring my goggles. Alas! I think, if only my mother were here, she would wake me up on time and remind me to bring my things. ...

Now that I think about it, my mother's nagging turned out to be so cute, because it was a love story and a love reminder.

Mother's nagging 13 "Put on more clothes. Don't talk to strangers on the road. Don't be too close to the table. " I can't be careless in my homework ... "This is my mother's nagging, and this is my mother's love for me.

Put on more clothes to keep me from catching a cold; Don't let me talk to strangers, lest I have an accident; In order not to make me nearsighted, don't be too close to the desk; Doing my homework carelessly is to cultivate my good habit of being careful ... this is my answer and my love for my mother.

My mother's nagging is a word that loves me and an epigram that reminds me to do things at all times.

Every time, I will gently answer ""I know, I will pay attention. At this time, my mother always shows two sweet dimples. Smile so brightly.

My mother and I are friends, and her nagging regards me as the warmest greeting; My mother and I are related, and I take her nagging as enthusiastic persuasion; My mother and I are educators and educated, and it is her nagging that helps me to deal with people and help me learn. I am proud of my mother.

I can proudly declare, "My mother's nagging is the warmest nagging in the world, and my mother's nagging is the most considerate nagging in the world." Besides, I love my mother and will never stop. I love you, my mother.

Mother's nagging 14 "Only a mother is good in the world, and a child with a mother is like a treasure". Even if people all over the world don't care about you, there will always be people around you who care, love and support you! That's our dear mother!

However, my mother has one shortcoming, that is nagging! Early in the morning, my mother's loud voice sounded in my ear: "Nana, get up quickly, you will be late for school." After I washed, my mother said, "Nana, eat quickly, don't be really late." After dinner, I got on the bus and went to school. When I left home, my mother didn't tell me, "Be careful on the road, ride slowly, and have lunch at school for free-"

I love my mother and my mother's nagging!

Mother's nagging 15 The most beautiful tune in the world comes not from any pleasant tone, but from mother's nagging. Some people think my mother's nagging is boring, and I used to think so. But with the growth of my age, I have a new interpretation of my mother's nagging.

Huanhuan, don't forget to bring a towel! Huanhuan, is the hot water on? Huanhuan, put the bath towel on the washing machine. Come out and don't catch a cold. "Every time I go into the bathroom, I am accompanied by my mother's nagging. I was a little impatient and thought, I'm so bored, like a crow croaking. Are you not tired all day? And at my age, can't I do this little thing well? I walked slowly into the bathroom and began to take a shower. While washing and playing, I washed for nearly an hour unconsciously. When I walked out of the bedroom, I found it was already ten o'clock. Mom hasn't gone to bed yet, but she is sitting in the living room, watching TV and waiting for me. When she saw me coming out, she started nagging again. Cold not cold? Go to the bedroom! " I walked into the room in my mother's nagging, ready to go to bed.

After a while, mother appeared in my sight again. She quietly walked into my bedroom, tucked me in, and then crept out of the bedroom.

I quietly leaned out and looked at my mother's back. I can't help thinking of her usual nagging, and suddenly a warm current spread to my heart. Mom usually cares so much about me, which is nagging and love!