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How about being a mother of three children in Du Jie?
First of all, I am the mother of three children, the eldest 13 years old, the second 8 years old and the third 4 years old. From my marriage in 2007 to the present 14 years, I would like to share with you my baby-giving process.
One: the boss's experience
I was married for more than a year when I was born, and then I went back to my parents' home in Hebei from Beijing. Because I missed my mother's taste after pregnancy, I went back to my mother's house in the hardest three months, and returned to Beijing after four or five months of comfort. My husband is at work, and I never cook at home at work. At that time, I was just pregnant, and I went back to my in-laws home soon after the third trimester. Because I have been married for a long time, I don't know anyone in the local area. I'm so lonely, I can't adapt to eating, and the tastes are different from what I want to eat, but I can make do with it. I have been taking my children back to my hometown since I gave birth, and my children took them to Beijing when they were six months old. At that time, renting a house in Beijing was very simple, with no sunshine and no windows. You need to turn on the light in the darkroom during the day, and you need to get a stool at the door to cook with an induction cooker at night. Cooking, the whole corridor smells of food. I'm used to it. I remember when the boss was born, the conditions were particularly poor, because there was almost no money left except for eating and renting a house. One person earns three people's money, so there is no such thing as air conditioning. At that time, I bought an air-conditioning fan luxuriously, and I was very impressed. Because the boss is covered with prickly heat, he bought it for the children. Looking back now, love at that time was carried away, and now young people estimate that such conditions will play a marginal role.
In this way, when the child was over one year old, he put the boss at his grandmother's house, and I came out of my working life. I continued drifting north in Beijing. Two people always make money faster than one, so we try our best to make money. Two years later, our savings cost more than 100,000 yuan to buy a car, which was considered a good car at that time. Honda is a perfect match, because every time I marry my boss, I always take the bus and take three or four trips. At that time, I was brave People who carry bags don't feel tired or bitter. After buying a car, they suddenly felt that their period had not come. After examination, they are pregnant again. Originally, the idea of Hebei people was to want a son and then stay. They also have a car. Both of them can make money and get by!
The arrival of the second child and its wealth
The second child is coming, so he can't be as melodramatic as the boss, and he hasn't rested. At that time, I was so bored that I said that if I had children, I would never rest again. No matter how big the reaction is, I still stick to my post and have great courage. At that time, our boss said that whoever can break through the sales of 1 10,000 this year will get the bonus of 1 10,000. At that time, I was a champion myself, and there was a man with similar grades to me. Whether pregnant or not, we have always been neck and neck in the company. Can two people's luck be combined? What I remember most clearly is that when I was six months pregnant, a customer from Henan came. I didn't talk directly after seeing the company at that time. I paid the money directly. I think you worked so hard to stick to your post with a big belly and paid100000 directly. Later, every month's results were the first. Finally, at the end of the year, I was the one who sold the crown. My due date is about 1. 13. Stay up late at the beginning of the year until the end of the year, and hold a year-end summary meeting after New Year's Day. /kloc-On October 3rd, I was awarded a bonus and a trophy. I wore the coat that our director gave me with a big belly, and finally came to an end. I went home to rest for three days and gave birth prematurely. The wealth brought by this second child is not over yet, and the second child is at least pregnant. I took care of the baby at home until I was one year and three months old. My in-laws took over the job again, and I continued to work. At that time, my old unit was depressed and closed down, so I found a new job and changed to a new unit. Unexpectedly, this fortune has just begun, and I began to travel between the two places. I take a bus for five hours every day. I go to work in Beijing during the day and live in Hebei at night, because the elderly at home can't take it with me at night. It doesn't matter if you work hard, so you start a life of two cities. I have been running for six years, and my average income is almost 200 thousand a year. I'm just in sales. Three years later, we bought a house in the county. I worked hard enough to buy a house and bought a three-bedroom apartment directly. This is the fortune brought by the second child, and then the third child!
The arrival of the third child is beautiful and sad.
Who expected to have a third child? I thought I wouldn't wander around Beijing when I had a car and a house, my children were old and I could earn some money. Going back to my hometown to develop, I didn't expect the third child to come. Now that I'm here and have fulfilled my husband's dream of having a son, I still hope to have a son. For more than two months, I asked people to spend money on love three times. I didn't expect this to be what girls mean, ah, crying, sad and thinking. Finally, after a month's struggle and struggle, I thought I wouldn't keep her, so I called her. I have two daughters, and I want another daughter. You can't laugh when you have someone else. Three daughters, alas, are entangled in their hearts. Finally, I'd better stay. I remember our boss asked me three times to make sure I wanted a third child? Because it was ok to make money at that meeting, I said yes, but the boss said what do you think, the third child or the daughter? No matter how much, I will be safe and healthy when I come. At that time, I still lived a twin-city life. The boss said, can you stand it? Afraid that I would leave my job, I said nothing, so I started a life of two cities with my third child. At that time, I went to Beijing by bus. Sometimes people couldn't see that I was pregnant, so I sat on the ground and found a newspaper and sat on the back steps. I'm afraid I can't stand abortion, and the road is longer. It takes about an hour and a half by bus, and it takes me more than two hours to go to work. That's when I moved the boss, the boss. I'll set a precedent for you. You don't have to go to work at nine o'clock every day, just arrive before 10 every day. I was so moved that I wanted to hug my boss. Thank you very much. In this way, until the eighth month of pregnancy, when it is more than one month, it will be 20,000 to 30,000, and when it is less, it will be even more greedy. You said I was bored at home without making a penny, and working for a month was not enough for my children. Especially strong, I persisted for 8 months. Finally, because I couldn't hold my urine, I took a bus for more than two hours in the third trimester before I got to the station to go to the toilet. There is no toilet near the bus stop, so I am not afraid of jokes every time. I got off the bus and found a place where no one was there to pee in the big forest. I have no choice. Haha, I think I can do it. How bold! Rest at home, rest for a month, and suddenly the blood picture of prenatal examination is not up to standard, which seems to be a sign of amniotic fluid embolism. At that time, I hurried from the county seat to the city, from the city to Beijing, and from Beijing to a top three hospital in the city. I paced back and forth in fear. Finally, he was hospitalized in the city for multidisciplinary consultation. On the fifth day of hospitalization, the obstetrician said that you should have a full-body CT, otherwise you really don't know where the blockage is. Because this blood picture is wrong, there is a blockage. At that time, the doctor said that you should choose one, either to protect adults or children. Lao Li decisively chose to protect the adults and then did it. Because it is 38 weeks, the CT is finished, and the child is useless. All the money has been paid, and it is still stopped at the door. At that time, I was especially grateful to the doctor on duty. The doctor has medical ethics and says you are going to have a baby soon. What did you do after CT? Do you know that?/You know what? Don't do it when you go back. I won't do it for you. We both came back because we didn't understand, and then we didn't do it. When the doctor was born, he asked several experts to wait, in case I made a mistake. After caesarean section, I went directly to ICU, and I had to observe it for 24 hours. I can go out if there is no problem. I enjoyed a small room exclusive to senior specialists, and my body was full of tubes. My husband stayed at the door for a day and a night because he was afraid of not sleeping. One night, he pushed out four people at the door, all of whom came in critically ill, and then died, scaring him to death. In the middle of the night, he put in a good word with the doctor on duty and asked him to come and see me. At that time, the doctor was kind enough to let him in. He cried when he saw me. The pipe was covered with blood, and so was his ass. Help me change my diaper and talk to me for fear that I won't wake up. This is my third child in my life. Nobody was born.
However, I always believe that the third child will bring me wealth. After giving birth to my third child, I began to live in two places. My husband makes money alone, but my salary over the years is enough for me to rest at home for a few years, so I am not nervous that the quality of life has not declined. When the third child was one year old, my in-laws continued to help me with the baby. The eldest child goes to school, and the mode of taking care of the third child begins. This is the beginning of another fortune in my life, and I met an opportunity to open it alone. So, I didn't know whether some things were good or bad until the end. I only remember that what my mother said was very reasonable. Every child must bring her iron rice bowl and food before you can go on. Children grow up after suffering a little, so the food and wealth brought by the second and third children are enough to support them to grow up. It doesn't mean that the arrival of every child will add trouble and sadness to you.
Having said that, I advise those who hesitate to have children. If the conditions are generally good, they might as well have one. My wealth began with having children and raising them. Many people are rich, that's for sure. Everyone has good luck. Come on, what is lacking in the future is children and talent. You will be the biggest beneficiary in the future. Don't complain, live a good life and have more children. Happy every day! I think I must be the biggest winner in the future!
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