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The host of the university welcome party to send off veterans (2)

Female: ?, how about it, do you think our party tonight will be interesting?

Male: Of course it will be interesting, my whole body is HIGH and I can’t stop at all

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Female: Yes, everyone here, we can't stop enjoying the time, so please enjoy the guitar playing and singing "WE CAN? T STOP" brought by Undergraduate Urban Planning

Male: Welcome with applause~

10. Erhu solo: "Three Inches of Heaven" & "Senbonzakura"

Female: In the world of music, there are many different kinds of Instruments and expression techniques can make people addicted or intoxicated, or you can better feel its subtleties only by closing your eyes softly. This is the charm of different musical instruments.

Male: No Wrong, when it comes to the traditional Chinese musical instrument Erhu, everyone is familiar with it and likes it very much. Today, I might as well let you enjoy it again. Please come on stage and bring us the Erhu solo "Three Inches of Heaven" and "Senbonzakura"

Female: Yuan Yue, please

11. Lucky Draw (Second Prize): Wireless Mouse?

Female: Here comes the lucky draw that everyone has been waiting for. Time, now we will draw the second prize tonight for everyone

Male: There will be one winner of the second prize. Dear audience friends, let us, with warm applause, please come out Tonight’s second prize draw guest professor

Female: Applause to welcome the professor to the stage~

Male: Hello professor, please look at the big screen. What is scrolling on the big screen is tonight. The admission ticket serial number of the audience, please call stop at the right time and select a lucky audience member to win the third prize. Are you ready? (Draw)

Female: Please invite audience number ? to come on stage

Male: Please invite audience number ? to come on stage

Female: Congratulations to this person? Lucky students, please ask the professor to award the second prize to them

Male: The third prize is (carefully selected by the school teacher). The report is inseparable. Who knows? Wireless mouse (Awarding)

Female: Let us once again thank Teacher 》

Female: After you left, I only carried a faint wisp of sadness, and stared at the desolation several times, which was so beautiful and desolate. This is Si Age's helplessness over Ruoxi's passing.

Male: No, this is the helplessness of a scumbag after his overachieving roommate went on a business trip

Female: After you leave, I will only carry my eternal and unforgettable heart with me, and travel through the reincarnation years, just for you. Keep watch. This is the fourth brother's oath for Ruoxi's departure.

Male: No, this is the determination of a bad student to hold on to the thigh of a top student.

Female: The story of Fourth Brother and Ruoxi never ends, they are always with us. Male: The story of the top student and the bad student is also always with us

Female : Next, please enjoy the melodrama "Where Are the Top Students Going"

13. Group Dance: "Pumping"

Female :?How did you think of the program just now?

Male: It’s very good. I like this program very much because it is very real, especially when a group of people sing loudly singing “Where Are the Top Scholars Going?” It fully reflects It has given us poor students a strong yearning and extreme desire for academic masters.

Female: After listening to one group of people singing, how can you not watch another group of people dancing wildly?

Male: Next, we will invite undergraduate level urban planning classes Bring me a group dance? "Drawing"

14. Lucky draw (first prize): 1 TB mobile plate

Female: Finally it’s important for everyone to persist until now The reason is tonight’s first prize drawing time,

Male: Tonight’s first prize is one 1TB mobile disk. Dear audience friends, let us use warm words Applause, please invite the guest professor for tonight’s first prize draw

Female: Applause to welcome the professor to the stage~

Male: Hello professor, please look at the big screen, the scrolling display on the big screen is the admission ticket number of the audience tonight. Please call stop at the right time and choose the luckiest audience. Are you ready? (draw)

Female: Please invite the audience to come on stageMale: Please call the audience to come on stage

Female: Congratulations to this lucky student tonight, please ask the professor to help them Awarding the first prize

Male: (awarding)

Female: Let us once again thank the teacher with warm applause

Male: Thank you, Teacher XXX, classmates Please stay. As the luckiest first prize winner tonight, everyone thinks, should he be allowed to comfort the other audiences here? (Perform or act cute or tell cold jokes)

15. Drama: "A Night in the Tufang"

Male: Ah, it's almost the end of the year, how are you going to celebrate New Year's Day?

Female: Hey, don't mention it, there is an ancient poem that says it well ,? Just like building a courtyard as deep as the sea, from now on holidays belong to passers-by?

Male: So pitiful

Female: Yes, what about you?

Male : Oh, there is an old Chinese saying that says, "Is it hard? Think about the number of beams in the building. Are you tired? Ask the city regulations what time to go to bed?

Female: Hahahaha

Male: Just now, we were just joking with everyone and making a small comment. Although the life of building a hospital is hard, we still enjoy it very much.

Female: Yes, let me give you a warm round of applause to welcome tonight’s finale drama, a drama brought to you by the first-year postgraduate architecture class? "A Night in the Drawing Room" Male: Please give me a round of applause~

Conclusion:

Female: Tonight, in addition to the eternal singing and eternal joy, there is also our smile that never fades day after day, and the complex that remains unchanged year after year;

Male: May the laughter and laughter tonight, and the moments full of warmth and romance, stay in our hearts forever!

Female: Time, people, and events come together, and looking back on the past, we are filled with passion;

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Male: The winter solstice brings the sun and spring comes again. Looking to the future, we are full of confidence.

Female: I wish our school will develop rapidly. Male: I wish our college will be more brilliant tomorrow

Female: I wish all teachers good health and smooth work

Male: I hope all the students will make great progress and soar with wings

Female: Thank you to all the leaders and guests for coming to guide despite their busy schedules. Thank you friends for your patience in watching. Thank you for your strong support and help

Male: At the same time, I would like to sincerely thank all the staff and actors in front of and behind the scenes for their hard work and sweat for this party