Collection of short jokes

1, master! I see through the world of mortals and want to become a monk. "Go away, you come to this every month, just for a few dollars' haircut'? " ?

I took my daughter-in-law to the mall yesterday. I saw a lot of money and said to Xiaomi around me, "Go, baby, take whatever you want!" " "I waved my hand and said to my daughter-in-law," Go ahead, baby, take whatever you want! Be careful not to get caught! "

3, hilarious blind date anecdote cold joke, a pair of men and women meet each other, are embarrassed to speak first. After sitting in the room for a long time, I still don't know what to talk about. The man thought for a long time and finally came up with a topic and asked the woman, have you seen a tiger? Female: I haven't seen it. M: I haven't seen it either The woman also thought for a long time, and then asked the man, do you dare to stutter Chili? Man: Dare! Woman: I dare!

In that year, people were still feudal. My daughter-in-law was pushed out of the delivery room just after giving birth. Because I felt shy, I covered my head with a quilt, and my mother cried when she saw it on the spot.

5. Now I think Sister Rong in The First Princess of Zhu Huan is better. I gnashed my teeth at that time, and now I know that she is a great person, the first good person. If you feel the same way, please raise your paws.