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Who knows how Chi Hanfeng died in the mercenary world?

It is said that before you die, you will recall your life. That moment is as long as eternity for the dying.

It is said that the retrospective of that moment is a gift from His Highness Death to those who are about to become his subjects.

Of course, that's just a legend.

In the face of Xiuda's surrender, Chihanfeng made a decision instantly. There are only a dozen people around you. Against the dragon, the possibility of survival is zero.

There is no point in fighting to the last man. He knew he couldn't watch his subordinates die one by one. He doesn't care about his own life, but he can't accept Baoze's death.

"Guards, now, I order you to surrender to the Dragon Knight."

Ah! ? Chihanfeng clearly saw the surprised expression on the faces of the soldiers around him.

..... Sure enough, these loyal soldiers would never do such a thing without setting an example first and surrendering.

He took a deep breath: "Soldiers, I order you to surrender to the Dragon Knight!" " "Conveniently and slowly pulled out his sword." Jingle-"The crisp sound produced by the collision between metal and marble is particularly harsh in a tense situation. After a few seconds of silence, the same voice echoed in my ear.

As a result ... the lives of these people should not be in danger, right? Chihanfeng was slightly relieved. but

-This is not the way he wants to go.

Chi Hanfeng smiled slightly and looked up at the hemp-haired boy, but his tone was awe-inspiring: "-Chimen has never surrendered."

The moment this sentence blurted out, he couldn't help being dazed. I actually subconsciously said this sentence! ?

Father said this to himself and his brother for the first time ... how many years ago? At this time, I ... am I still a youthful and sharp-edged teenager?

At that time, my father was still in his prime. When he uttered this sentence word by word, his expression was unprecedented heroic and decisive-like a soldier who made a final charge regardless of everything.

-that's the last farewell of the people in Chimen to the world.

Remember.

Pool Datong is still a word, sink a voice said-to the two sons who will face the battlefield in a few years.

It was the first time that Chi Hanfeng felt a narrow escape on the battlefield. Even more real than how he felt after he actually entered the war. (It's a good life, and there is basically no big danger ... Oh, I mean, compared with the situation that he was speechless before he died ...)

The people at the pool door always come with blood.

There are many children in Qimen. Besides successful people, how many people eat this? They proudly gave such a decisive answer to the surrendered enemy, and then they fought to the last man?

How many wars were fought in ancient times?

My brother on the side has similar scars in his eyes.

However, Chi Hanfeng never imagined that he would have such a tragic and tearful ending-it's really not like himself. He felt a little ironic. But when he said that, it was so natural-the original arrogance was branded in the blood. No matter what kind of nature, you will make such a choice in the face of despair.

But those ancestors probably won't let their subordinates surrender like themselves, right? I won't be like myself, calculating others after death. (... yes, when Amy made a decision, someone was already plotting against him ...) He was really a black sheep ... at least he was a heroic martyr. Dad, don't scold me. ...

I laughed at myself and stepped on the hilt of the sword before my upper body. 1.3-meter-long knight's sword stood upright in the air, and a little cold light trembled slightly.

Unexpectedly, when I was a child, I bet with my brother that "n usages of knight's sword stabbing" actually came in handy.

"By the way, can also be used to commit suicide! ! "Xiao Chihan was in high spirits and added another sum to the full list.

"Impossible. This is a knight's sword, not a two-handed sword! There are no edges on either side. Dare your hands grow to 1.3 meters long? " Even a kind child like Koike Hantong can't help being sarcastic in the face of rogue brother.

"Who said that!" George W. Bush quickly refuted Chi Hanfeng.

"For example." Koike Hantong responded coldly.

"Give it up!" After saying his word, Xiao Chihanfeng stepped on the ground and was stabbed by two brothers as toys (dangerous toys ...). Jian immediately stood up and he spoke proudly. "Isn't that all?" Is it convenient? "

Chi Hantong was speechless ... Then, Chi Hanfeng jumped up at once, and the sword that lost its support suddenly stabbed a rogue.

"Look out!" Chi Hantong kindly rushed up to pull away his younger brother, and someone jumped directly at his younger brother after deft skill escaped the sword. His little face smiled brightly: "Brother lost yo ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Give money ~ ~ ~"

"Who said I lost!" It's the money, and Chi Hantong is angry.

"Count yourself in, I think it is more useful than you. ~ ~ ~ ~ I am willing to "admit defeat" ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ "

"Depend! Even your brother's money is fraudulent! " The good-natured Koike Hantong also ran away.

It was a beautiful and boring childhood. Your own life is a little better than Chiao's ... at least my brother can play by himself.

ChiHanFeng regrets, knight's sword has been stabbed in the chest-but he didn't feel much pain. However, the cold sword seems to have destroyed a gate in my mind, and my memories and thoughts are out of control and surging.

(To be continued)

In fact, the plot behind is basically conceived, but my typing speed is really too slow ... I still write and revise at the same time ... so it's a little less, so I'll make it up later.

Well, if anyone doesn't understand what's going on, please explain (because what I wrote is illogical ...). This article is actually Chi Hanfeng's memory of the past and his contacts with his relatives when he died ... Personally, it is a cold joke hidden under the tragic appearance ... but I still wrote it with the mentality of writing tragedy. ...