Are there any jokes that piano learners can understand?

1. When I first started learning, I played with a red rope. Our teacher said that you tied the red rope for a long time. From eighteen to eighty, you tied a big yellow flower girl into an old woman. You can slow down.

As we all know, the famous Mr. Liszt is an octopus.

3. "Teacher, I can't keep up with the rhythm recently."

"Break up!"

"Teacher, this key signature is a bit difficult to read music. Is there any way? "

"Break up!"

"Teacher, I have been practicing for a week, and these two parts are still not well expressed."

"Break up!"

"Teacher, how did you know I was in love ..."

"I must practice my piano well, don't tell my mother!"

4. When I took the grade test, the teacher comforted me and said, "It's just the grade test. Just think of Beethoven as a grading teacher. " I don't understand: "You mean that all the teachers who have passed the exam are of high level, so I should practice more?" Teacher: "No, no, I mean you can treat him as deaf."

In college, the teacher arranged a Debussy and a modern work. I didn't practice the piano well that week, so I had the cheek to go. After listening to me play Debussy, the teacher sighed and said, "Hey ... he died early, or he would hit you." After playing the modern works, the teacher hesitated for a long time and said, "You'd better stop talking, the author is still alive ..."

I used to think that the piano was plugged in. In the first piano lesson, everyone else was playing blindly, and I was looking for a plug.

7. When learning to drive, many people couldn't tell the difference between accelerator, brake and clutch, but a senior sister remembered it once and asked her how to divide it. Think of the accelerator, brake and clutch as three pedals under the piano, she said. ...

8. Teacher: Chopin! You are playing Chopin! After being taught by a teacher, you successfully broke a bone.