Classic naughty humorous jokes

Lead: People who love to laugh are never too bad luck, so do you like to laugh? Here I collect and sort out the classic naughty humorous jokes. Let's have a look! Maybe I can hit your smile!

1. Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

2. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a room-messy hero.

Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like seven fires and eight smoke?

You said you would wait for me, but you did. You found someone to wait with.

6. A celebrity is someone who nobody knows who he is before he becomes famous, but doesn't know who he is after he becomes famous.

7. My world suddenly began to snow, my God! Please don't comb your hair next to me.

8. I like making friends, especially girlfriends.

9. Fools sit and wait for money, while wise men sit and wait for money.

10. A fat man actually claimed that he was not a clown.

1 1. I envy you for knowing me so young.

12. A woman is like a book. Most men just want to see it, not buy it.

13, some things really hurt men when they see eggs, and women are sour when they see milk!

14, don't play dumb in the lush years.

15, it is not difficult to love someone, but it is the most difficult to love her (his) accessories.

16, every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine.

17, when I am most afraid of ghosts, when I walk alone at night. When do you like ghosts best? When playing cards.

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