Funny weight loss quotations

1. How to lose weight if you are not full?

Even the King of Tonga ordered the nation to lose weight.

As a stranger alone in a foreign land, you gain three pounds every holiday.

4. Losing weight is like giving up drugs. Once you take the exam again, all your efforts will be in vain.

Actually, I will lose weight. I just gained weight for a while and had a good time.

6. Losing weight is what fat people are shouting and thin people are doing.

7. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

8. There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

10. If women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.