Find a short, meaningful and interesting philosophical story or joke.

"Joke" followed by "Understanding" (1)

1. Architect:

A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by. "This is nonsense!" The architect replied, "Let me see." After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by. Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?" The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? "

Epiphany some words are true, but they sound false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt.

2. temptation:

An English gentleman and a French lady share a box. The woman tried to seduce the Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold. "How else can I help you?" Mr. Wang asked in dismay. "When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm." "Young lady, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? "

A man who knows amorous feelings is a good man, and a man who doesn't know amorous feelings is a good man.

3. Spoon:

Mike went into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter had to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "I mean, where's the spoon?"

Correcting mistakes after an epiphany is certainly a good thing. But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong.

Step 4 wear it wrong

In the restaurant, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer wearing a coat. "Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?" "No, I'm not." The man replied. "Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief, "then I'm not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat. "

It is not easy to be proved in an epiphany. People who are straightforward tend to feel inferior; And unreasonable people, heroes are like cattle.

5. Call back:

A Scotsman went to London to visit an old friend, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address?" Tell me quickly! On the same day, he received an urgent reply: "Yes." "

Epiphany When we finally found the most correct answer, we found it was the most useless.

6. Sad story:

Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs. After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted. "All right, Peter, tell a humorous story." Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall."

Epiphany is our pain, so humor; We are humorous, so we are happy.

7. Selling books:

A famous writer is coming to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy to ask, "Does your store only sell my books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling well, and they are all sold out."

I suddenly realized that "flattery" is a strange word: you seem to flatter him and insult him.

8. Help:

In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write the address on the postcard for me?" "Of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked. "Thank you!" The old lady said, "Write me another short paragraph, will you?" "all right." According to the old lady's words, the middle-aged man smiled and asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" "Well, there's one little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please help me add another sentence below: I'm sorry for the scrawl."

If you don't help, people will hate you for a week. If the help is not perfect, it is best. ...

After "joke" is-"understanding" (2)

1. Father and son passed the gate of a five-star hotel and saw a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father, "People who ride in this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs!" "The father replied airily," People who say such things must have no money in their pockets! "

Does your epiphany on things also reflect your true attitude?

After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. It was the son who looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it." "How do you know?" "She didn't swear."

It suddenly dawned on us that we are so used to treating others and ourselves with different standards that we are often strict with ourselves.

3. There are two Taiwan sightseeing groups traveling to Izu Peninsula in Japan. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere. One of the tour guides repeatedly apologized and said that the road was just like pockmarked. Another tour guide said poetically to the tourists, "Ladies and gentlemen, the road we are taking now is the famous Izu charming dimple avenue."

Although the same is true of epiphany, different ideas will produce different attitudes. How beautiful your thoughts are and how you think about them are up to you.

Students who are also in the third grade of primary school said in their composition that their future wish is to be a clown. China's teacher denounced it as: "Without ambition, you can't teach a boy!" The foreign church said, "May you bring laughter to the whole world."

As an elder, we suddenly realize that success can be defined more narrowly than simply asking for encouragement.

In the Palace Museum, a lady said impatiently to her husband, "I said why you walk so slowly and always stop to look at these things."

Suddenly, some people only know how to rush on the road of life, and as a result, they lose the opportunity to see beautiful flowers on both sides.

My wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband has been nagging: slow down! Watch out! The fire is too big! Turn the fish over! Shovel up! Too much oil! Level the tofu! "Dear," the wife blurted out, "I know how to cook." "Of course you know, madam," the husband replied calmly. "I just want you to know how I feel when you are chattering around while I am driving."

It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other side's point of view and position.

7. A bus full of passengers is going downhill quickly, and a man is chasing the car behind him. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! " "I must catch up with it," the man panted. "I am the driver of this car!"

I realize that some people must work hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be tragic! But it is precisely because of the need to go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed.

8.a: "The new neighbors are so hateful. Last night, in the dead of night, he came to knock on my doorbell. " B: "How hateful! Did you call the police immediately? " Answer: "No, I think they are crazy. Keep playing my trumpet."

Every epiphany has a reason. If you can see your mistakes first, the answer will be different. When you face contradictions and disputes, first think about whether you are lost in your heart, and maybe you can let it go soon.

9. One day, Zhang San was driving on a mountain road. While he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, a truck suddenly drove in front of him. The driver with black teeth rolled down the window and shouted at him, "Pig!" " Zhang Sanyue thought more and more puzzled, more and more angry, so he rolled down the window and turned to curse: "You are the pig!" " No sooner had he finished cursing than he ran into a group of pigs crossing the road.

Don't misinterpret the kindness of others, it will only hurt yourself and humiliate others. Before unknown so, you should learn to hold back your emotions and observe patiently so as not to regret it afterwards.

10, the little boy asked his father, "Does the father always know more than the son?" Dad replied, "Of course!" The little boy asked, "Who invented the electric light?" Dad: "It's Edison." The little boy asked again, "Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"

Epiphany is strange. People who like to seniority are particularly prone to get into fights. Authority is often just an empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in today's pluralistic and open era.

1 1. Xiaoming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap while taking a bath. His mother called the family doctor for help in a panic. The doctor said, "I still have a few patients here." It may take half an hour to get there. " Xiaoming's mother said, "What should I do before you come?" The doctor said, "Give Xiaoming a cup of boiled water, and then jump hard, so that Xiaoming can blow bubbles with his mouth to kill time."

Epiphany, relax. Why should life be too tense? Now that it has happened, why not face it frankly? It's better to rest assured if you are worried, and it's better to be poor and happy if you are nervous.

12, there is a strong lock hanging on the gate, and an iron bar took a lot of effort, but it still can't be pried open. The key came and his thin body got into the lock hole. With a slight turn, the big lock opened with a bang. Die-hard asked strangely, "Why can't I open it after all my efforts, but you open it easily?" The key said, "Because I know his heart best."

Suddenly, everyone's heart is like a locked door, and no matter how thick the iron bar is, it can't be pried open. Only by caring can we turn ourselves into a delicate key, enter other people's hearts and understand others.